Chapter 21

Soon after that, the three were thrown into a small prison, and the door slammed after them...

"UH!" Randy cried, falling face first to the floor. He quickly got up and headed towards the door and pounded on it, crying, "COME BACK! I CAN'T BE TRAPPED IN HERE WITH THEM!"

Matt and Jeff looked at him, insulted.

"And just what is wrong with us?" demanded Matt.

Randy looked at them and turned back to the door, screaming, "HELP! ONE THINKS THAT HE'S A GENIUS AND THE OTHER'S JUST CRAZY WITH A DEMONIC CAT!"

"I'm not a genius! Just extremely close to it." Matt said, crossing his arms.

"And I-Well, he's right about me." Jeff shrugged, letting Random Kitty loose where she chased Randy around the room.

"AAH! HELP!" he exclaimed, trying to climb a wall while Kitty latched onto his leg.

"Man, I just hope that those guys didn't hurt the girls." Matt sighed. "I don't know what I'd do without Eve. She drives me crazy in the worst way, but I love that about her."

"I'd totally go insane without Maria. She's my heart and my inspiration, my Whisper in the Wind." added Jeff.

"And Candice is the best thing that's ever happened to me in years. She's the only one who keeps me from going into a fit of rage every splitting second. I can't lose her, not like this." Randy agreed.

"Well, God knows where Edge is and if he's all right, but we have to find a way out of here." announced Matt. "The girls need us and we can't let them down."

"You're right. Now maybe there's a trap door somewhere in here if we look hard enough." Jeff said, looking around.

After that, though, Randy saw something weird happening to one of the walls. "Guys, hold up." he said, pointing to the wall, where someone seemed to be poking through. Then, Edge, equipped with a huge power drill, poked to the other side and saw the guys. "Dudes! Edge has come to the-OOF!" he began, before Shawn and Hunter, (clad in black laundry bag costumes with the eyes cut out), swung through the door with a rope, kicked Edge out cold, and announced, "Never fear, DX is here!"

"Shawn, Hunter!" exclaimed Jeff.

"Where the hell have you two been while we were out running for our lives?" demanded Randy.

"Uh...Eating." replied Hunter.

"And what is with these costumes? We know that's you under there." Matt said, snatching the bags off.

"Well, we wanted to look cool, like Batman!" exclaimed Shawn.

"Superman." replied Hunter.

"Oh, he's all played out, the Green Lantern is what it's all about!" exclaimed Shawn.

"Are you serious, Doc Oc is the best!" exclaimed Hunter.

"No! Kid Flash is!" cried Shawn.

"WOLVERINE!" cheered Jeff.

"Will you butt out?" they demanded to him before they got back into their argument.

"Hey, I can say whatever I want to, I know my rights! I got freedom of speech!" Jeff joined in the argument. While the three were screaming at one another, Randy and Matt just stood there, not knowing what to do. "I say we just leave." Randy said.

"Agreed." he replied.

"Look, look! All that matters is that we came here to save you. Everyone ok here?" asked Hunter.

"We're all still alive." replied Randy. "Now we just gotta make sure the girls still are."

"Aww, I wanted to save the day!" Edge whined, getting up. "Oh, this is just great! First, I piss Kelly off, then I nearly get us killed, and now, I can't even do some justice by-"

He paused, once Kelly and the girls arrived, along with the mobsters.

"Kelly!" he exclaimed, brightening up.

"Eve!" Matt cried, rushing to her.

"Maria!" Jeff cried, rushing to her.

"Candy!" Randy exclaimed, rushing to her.

"Well, we missed you guys, too!" Candice exclaimed with a smile.

"Oh, Kelly, thank God you're all right!" Edge exclaimed, wrapping her in a hug. "I was so worried about you."

"Oh, were you? I'm surprised you even noticed." she said, crossing her arms.

"Kel, listen, I was wrong, ok? I'm sorry I let that stupid game take my attention away from you. You're amazing, Kel, and you deserve all the attention in the world." he said, taking her hands. "When I heard that you were in trouble, I was going crazy trying to find you, we nearly got killed!"

"Edge, let me let you in on a secret. We were never in any danger." she replied.

"Que?" he asked, surprised.

"See those mobsters over there? I asked them to make a fake ransom note to see if you'd actually come and save us, since you weren't paying any mind to me before." she explained.

"So, we nearly got killed for nothing?" asked Randy.

"You guys did it for us, that's all that matters." Candice smiled, wrapping him in a kiss.

"And Kel, I can't believe you got a boob job! You don't have to change yourself to impress me, I love you just the way you already are." Edge told her.

She smiled. "Adam..." she began. "I love you, too. Now come here." she said, before they shared a passionate kiss.

"AWWWWW!" everyone, including the mobsters, exclaimed.

"And don't worry, I didn't really get implants." Kelly said, taking out the fake silicones from out of her bra. "WHOO!" she cheered, tossing them aside, where Eve caught one. "I don't want it!" she laughed, tossing it aside.

"I don't want it either!" Maria laughed.

"Mine are a good size already!" Candice joked, tossing it away.

"Yuck, it's all warm!" Jeff exclaimed, tossing it to Matt.

"Don't give it to me!" he cried, tossing it to Randy.

"Hot Potato." he said, throwing it, where it landed on Edge's face. "Bull's Eye."

"Oh, nice. REAL nice!" Edge snapped, tossing it to the ground.

"Well, all's well that ends well. Let's get the hell up outta here!" exclaimed Hunter.

"Aww, but it's Texas! Can't we stay for another hour?" Shawn whined as they all headed off.

"Oh, Gino, here's your end of the deal." Kelly said, handing him her picture with a kiss on it. "Thanks."

"You do good business, little lady. Heh heh! Be still, my beating heart!" he exclaimed, heading the other way.