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Announcer: Last time on Total Pokemon World Tour...the contestants had to deal with some sweet misfortunes at Amber Castle. Ray created a scandalous photo that pinned brother against brother and girlfriend. Aura, Carman, and Vile formed an alliance, which will probably fail later on. The challenge? Gather honey and put it in a container. It proved fairly easy for the most part but there were a few painful and sad moments as well. In the end, the Xerneas lost and Sparky was sent falling. Cano and Vixen reconciled, and Ray continued to be his devious self. What will happen this time you ask? Find out right now on Total...Pokemon...World Tour!
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*Intro plays*
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Ray was laughing in his room with Jason sitting down and Solis still tied up.
"What's so funny?" asked Solis.
"I got rid of that lion thanks to that picture I made..." said Ray with a grin.
"Wait...you're actually helping our team?" asked Solis.
"NO!" growled Ray. "I'm helping myself..."
"But...you're-"
"I'm getting rid of people on the other team so it won't look so suspicious when I fuck up our own..." said Ray.
"Wouldn't it be easier if you had help?" asked Solis. "I mean, Jason doesn't do anything and you're trying to sabotage both teams..."
"Yeah...but I must keep Jason here, or he might tell the team what I did to him..." said Ray with a small smile as he turned to Jason, who gulped. "And if he did..." he continued as he walked towards him. "I'd have to murder him...and throw his body out of the plane..."
Jason was sweating really hard and gulped.
"So you are right Solis...I'm going to need help", said Ray. "But...I can't let anyone who actually thinks I'm the same help me. That means..."
Ray growled angrily as he left the room. Solis and Jason looked at each other.
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In First Class, the Errant Yveltals were living the luxury that they hadn't in a long time.
"Man this is awesome!" said Ricky as he lounged in the massage chair.
Crowley was in the Chocolate Hot Tub, Volante and Vina were sitting in the couches, Justy was eating, while Aura, Carman, and Vile were in the other massage chairs.
Mason was pacing back and forth at the entrance. "That bastard has to be revealed..."
"Mason, what are you doing?" asked Vile.
"Huh? Nothing!" said Mason. "I'm going to the kitchen."
Mason left First Class, but soon ran into Ray. The brothers growled at each other.
"What the hell are you doing?" asked Mason.
"For your information dear brother...I was coming to find you..." said Ray.
"Why?" asked Mason, raising a brow. "So you can beat the shit out of me and tie me up like Solis?"
"Well...that's an option..." said Ray with a smile, making Mason glare at him. "But what I want is...an agreement..."
Mason raised a brow. "What kind of agreement?"
"I sabotage the other team..." started Ray. "And you sabotage OUR team..."
"Hmm...what's in it for me?" asked Mason. "It seems logical and simple..."
"Oh...how about I don't disembowl you and flush your guts down the toilet?" growled Ray.
"And how about I record everything you've said and play it for the team?" Mason growled back.
"You don't have anything..." chuckled Ray.
Mason dug in his fur and revealed a tape recorder strapped to his neck. "You were saying..."
"Touché", said Ray. "So...are we in agreement?"
"What's the point anyway?" asked Mason.
"WINNING YOU IDIOT!" shouted Ray.
"But only one of us will win anyway douchenozzle!" said Mason before growling and smacking himself.
"Douchenozzle, eh?" asked Ray with a smile.
"Stop smiling, this shit isn't funny!" said Mason.
"Actually...it is..." said Ray.
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Ray: Well that was easier than I thought. But what he doesn't know-
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Mason: -is that I'll backstab him as we get closer and closer to the finals.
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Both: He's such an idiot...
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"Well...we actually lost..." said Sonan.
"And lost Sparky..." added Shade.
"Well...he cheated", said Chelsea.
"No he didn't!" said Vixen. "Neither of us did anything!"
"Keep telling yourself that..." whispered Hex.
"Who do you guys think I am? Carman?!"
"Um...are you?" asked Rocky.
Vixen gasped and ran out of Loser Class, tears falling down her face. Cano sighed and gave Rocky a look.
"What? I was asking for real. I don't know what Carman did..." said Rocky. "And if I do, I forgot..."
"She had sex with Dew, Mason, and Ray, had semi-sex with Crowley to shut him up, and wants to have sex with Jason.." explained Morgan.
"That makes her a slut doesn't it?" asked Rocky.
"Exactly, which means that you just called Vixen a-"
"Oh Arceus why..." said Rocky. "I didn't mean THAT..."
"Well, you already said it..." said Static as Cano went after her.
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Cano followed Vixen into the dining area, where he found her laying on the floor, crying. He got next to her, only for her to push him away.
"Leave me alone..." she choked out.
"Why?"
"Because! They were all basically saying that I was like Carman and you didn't say or try to do anything to defend me!" said Vixen, tears streaming down her face. "Why?"
Cano didn't say anything and looking another way. It was then, that Vixen thought of a reason she turned to him. "Y-you believe them...don't you?" she asked, sadness evident in her voice.
Cano refused to say anything.
"ANSWER ME!" she shouted.
"OKAY FINE! NO!" he shouted. "I LOVE YOU WITH ALL MY HEART!"
"Then why didn't you help me?!"
"BECAUSE..." he started before closing his eyes. "Because...I find it hard to undestand why the one that I love would betray me when we've been together for almost four years..."
"I didn't betray you!"
"The picture showed it!" said Cano. "At least this statement actually has proof..."
Vixen's eyes widened. "You're still sore over that? That was two years ago!"
"And it still hurt!" shouted Cano. "My own brother and girlfiend would rather believe a douchebag than their own family!"
Vixen couldn't say anything to that. Cano laid his head down in his paws.
"I'm sorry..." Vixen said. "But we didn't do anything..."
"Look Vixen, I trust and love you, but unless you show me that nothing happened...I won't believe you..."
"...Then...I guess we're really over..." said Vixen, more tears forming in her eyes.
Cano's eyes widened. "Again? No...we're not over..."
"If you can't believe your own girlfriend even with the so-called "proof" and the amount of evil pricks on this show...then yes WE ARE OVER..." said Vixen.
Cano gave her a look. "You didn't believe me last season and there were a bunch of evil pricks there last season..." he said. "And back then...THERE WAS NO PROOF. I HAVE A RIGHT TO BE SUSPICIOUS NOW BECAUSE THERE IS PROOF."
"We are so done..." she said as she started to leave again.
Cano growled and grabbed her back leg and pulled her back into his lap.
"Let...me...go..." she growled.
"Make me..." he growled back.
Vixen was surprised that he was actually fighting back. Usually he would let her win...
Vixen struggled to get free, but the larger dog kept her in a iron grip, his paws around her waist.
It was then that she felt something wet against her neck. She shuddered and when she looked she saw Cano licking her.
"T-that's not g-going to w-work..oh..." she shuddered.
"So you say..." said Cano. "But we'll see about that..."
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Cano: Vixen thinks that we're gonna break up over something that she and Sparky did to me in the past. I broke her last time and now...I've decided that we're sorta even...but it's still eating at me; that and the fact that she's arguing with me about it when I have proof.
If she or someone else proves that it didn't happen and one of those pricks here did it...I'm going to apologize and then fucking kill whoever it was...
I'm just glad that my plan got her back in my favor...
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Vixen: *panting* Okay...he may not believe me about the picture. But I still sincerely love him...and not just for the-
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In the front of the plane, Razor was surrounded by broken crates and benches.
He stared at the window with a bad feeling in his stomach. He knew something in his past was bothering him and no matter how much he wanted to forget, it always came back to haunt him.
He had become anti-social and violent for the past day, breaking anything that was worth breaking. All he could see at the moment was slowly the mountain that he called home.
"CONTESTANTS! COME ON DOWN!" shouted Mew as he and Victini appeared.
Razor growled at them.
"Oh, Jabberjaw's already here..." said Mew. "At least someone's early for once..."
Razor glared at them as the others came in.
"Alright, now that you're all here...it's time for the next location...Mt. Coronet!"
Razor sighed.
"Now, when we land, meet us the entrance..."
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The plane landed outside of the mountain and everyone exited before standing outside the entrance.
"Alright, your main challenge today is to traverse this mountain while finding the Adamant, Lustrous, and Griseous Orbs", said Mew.
"That's it?" asked Mason.
"Well, yeah that's it" said Victini.
"Now...go on inside..." said Mew. "The first team to the top with all three orbs will win."
"Wait, how will we do that with only three orbs?" asked Vina.
"There are three for each team and no Psychic or magic moves are allowed..." said Mew.
"Now...GO!" said Victini as they all ran into the mountain.
Both of the hosts disappeared, allowing Razor to come back out.
Razor ventured off from the group saying nothing as he approached a stone wall on the side of the mountain. It was covered with scratch marks and dents showing that a fight was once here.
"This was recent..." he muttered before gliding up the mountain and entering a cave.
"Home sweet home..." he scowled.
Razor soon found himself in a series of pathways which he knew well from memory as he took the correct paths that led to his destination. Within a few minutes, he reached the other side of the mountain but it what lay in front of him angered him much.
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As the Xerneas stayed put on the first floor, the Yveltals continued going until they reached the other side.
"Alright, I say that we stay together for once..." said Volante. "This'll make it easier for us..."
"Actually...it won't", said Ray. "The other team will most likely split up like they usually do and then regroup back near the top."
"...you're right..." said Carman. "It'll be pointless if the other team splits up and goes to different levels, while we're all still stuck here searching for one orb."
"Okay, fine", said Volante. "We'll split up."
"Well speak of the devil..." said Mason as he turned around and saw a few of the Xerneas climbing up the nearby cliff and climbing up the rocky stairway.
"We'll go after them..." said Mason as he, Ray, Jason, Aura, Carman, Vile, and Crowley followed them.
"We're doomed aren't we?" asked Ricky.
"Yep..." said Justy.
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"Okay, we have to find the Adamant, Lustrous, and Griseous Orb somewhere around here..." said Lila as she searched with Sonan, Jet, Combat, and Kai.
Combat was just sitting against the wall as usual. Jet was swimming in the water to see if anything was in the depths.
Kai was breaking rocks and parts of the wall to see if anything was there. He came up short, but continued nonetheless.
"You know...they probably keep the orbs where they usually are..." said Sonan.
"Where?" asked Lila.
"In a cave above a waterfall on the 4th floor", said Sonan. "There's an Adamant and a Lustrous Orb there."
"Great, so let's catch up with the others and tell them!" said Lila.
"Or we can go on and grab them and the others can continue searching for the Griseous Orb..." said Sonan.
"Good idea.." said Lila.
Nearby, Ricky heard the whole thing. "Good idea indeed..."
He ran back to the others.
"Hey, can you guys stay here and keep searching?" asked Sonan.
"Where are you guys going?" asked Jet.
"We're gonna go get the other orbs before the other team finds them", said Lila.
Combat elbowed the wall hard, causing to spread from where he hit to the ceiling. A small circle formed, causing a gold, polyhedral object to fall down, along with a Metapod, also known as Striker.
Striker groaned in pain as Kai picked up the Griseous Orb.
"Okay, from now on when we're searching in caves, leave it to Combat..." said Sonan.
"Definitely", said Lila.
"Okay", said Striker, unconsciously.
"Come on!" said Jet as they all left. Combat however, stayed.
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Razor was in front of a group of Dragonite, Druddigon, Zweilous, Gible, Gabite, and one Garchomp standing out in front of them all.
"Little brother!" the Garchomp said with a fake optimistic attitude. "You're all grown up", he finished as Razor growled.
"Save the pleasantries. You know why I'm here Rick," Razor retorted with a glare.
"Oh yeah, that's right, you were banished from here because of me and now you want acceptance back," Rick said smoothly and slightly evilly.
"And you know how I'm going to get that," Razor growled as he got into a fighting stance.
"Well...let's see how much you've really grown..." Rick replied, getting into a fighting stance of his own.
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Ray, Mason, and Jason searched the second floor under the rocks and hitting the walls to see if they could find anything.
"Bah, there's nothing here..." said Mason. "Let's search in this cave", he said, motioning to the cave.
"Look inside that cave first my brother..." said Ray with an evil smile.
Mason looked inside the cave and saw Ded, Laxish, M.P.S., and Rocky inside looking around.
"Heh heh...I like your mind..." said Mason.
"Jason...if you would..."
The Infernape gulped in fear. How could this have happened? He went from being a smooth villain...to being a lackey. And to make things worse, he couldn't do anything or he would die...
He did as he was told and hit the rocks above them, making them fall in front of the entrance and trapping the group inside.
"That was great..." said Mason. "Now, let's keep moving...this floor has nothing to offer..."
"Let us out!" they heard.
Ray smirked and followed Mason while Jason looked at the entrance and back at them.
"Jason!"
Jason sighed and followed them.
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"Great! We're trapped here!" said Laxish.
"Um...Laxish..." said M.P.S., giving him a look.
"Huh? Oh yeah, I forgot..." said Laxish, rubbing the back of his head.
Ded punched the rocks out of the way with ease, allowing them an easy escape. As they came out, they noticed Lila, Sonan and the others going past them.
"What's going on?" asked Rocky.
"Oh, we have the Griseous Orb, now we need to find the Adamant and Lustrous Orbs..." said Striker, who was on Lila's back.
"Wait for us then..." said Laxish as they all entered the next floor, which was much bigger than the previous ones.
"Alright, this is still the second floor", said Lila.
"Only bigger..." said Striker.
"Yeah, so you guys stay here and look and Sonan, Kai, Jet, and I will keep looking", said Lila as they went towards the stairs again, but stopped.
"Sonan...this is going down...I though you said that it was the fourth floor..." said Lila.
"It is...at least that's what I remember..." said Sonan.
"Damn it!" said Lila. "I think this is the one that goes down and then up", said Sonan. "Let's just check."
Lila sighed. "Okay."
They all went down the stairs.
"Hey, where's Combat?" asked Rocky.
"Over there", said Striker.
They all turned and saw Combat sitting against the wall.
"When did he-"
"It's best not to question his logic..." said Ded.
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"This is stupid", said Carman as she slipped on the now frozen water.
"Oh quit whining and look..." said Vile as she and Aura skated across the water with ease.
"Aw...such beautiful angels...and Vile", said Crowley, earning a rock thrown at his face.
"Come on..." they heard.
They turned and saw Lila, Sonan, Kai, and Jet appear.
"What the hell?" asked Lila.
"Well what do you know...idiots cometh with the Griseous Orb..." said Vile.
"Now, give that to us!" said Aura.
They looked at each other before continuing to pass by, ignoring their demand.
"Get back here!" said Vile as they slid across the ice to follow them.
Aura looked down as they slid and saw an orb underneath the frozen water. "Wait, I found an orb!"
Carman, Vile, and Crowley stopped and turned back around allowing the Xerneas to get away. Vile used her claws to create a hole in the ice and pulled out the Lustrous Orb.
"Got it!"
Suddenly, they all heard cracking. They looked down and saw numerous cracks appearing on the ice.
"Run!" shouted Crowley.
The girls ran off of the ice as it cracked and split into floes.
"That was close...but at least we found the Lustrous Orb", said Aura.
"Great, now let's go", said Carnan as they followed suit of the Xerneas.
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Morgan, Hex, Dew, Static, and Chelsea were searching the summit of Mt. Coronet.
"T-this is so stupid", said Morgan. "This mountain is huge...h-how are we supposed to f-find anything?"
"Especially when it's c-cold..." said Chelsea.
"Aw...come here..." said Static as Chelsea flew into his arms. She snuggled into his chest.
"Heh..." laughed Hex.
Morgan looked down at Hex, who looked back with a shocked look on his face. "Morgan?"
In response, Morgan smiled and hopped onto his back.
"Wow...you're stronger than I thought Hexxy..." said Morgan.
"Yeah..." said Hex. "There are a few things you don't know babe..."
Dew gave him a look before throwing a snowball at him, making Morgan jump off.
"Oh, that's how you're gonna play?" asked Hex as he threw one back at him, with Morgan doing the same.
Dew used his swords to slash them as he was hit by another thrown by Chelsea. It turned into a massive snowball fight.
Static was watching it happen was about to throw one of his own, but he found himself being covered with something and dragged off somewhere.
Lila, Sonan, Jet, and Kai came onto the summit and saw them.
"We're in challenge and you guys are playing around?!" asked Lila.
"Without me?!" added Sonan.
"Oh, um...we were looking, but Dew threw a snowball at Hex and then all this happened..." said Morgan.
"Once again...blaming the older brother..." said Dew with a frown.
"Well...it doesn't matter", said Sonan. "We're near the waterfall where everything is..."
"What everything?" asked Hex.
"We have the Griseous Orb, now we need to get the Adamant and Lustrous Orbs from the waterfall before someone else does", explained Lila.
"Well let's hurry!" said Dew.
"Hey...where'd Static go?" asked Chelsea.
Everyone looked around.
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Static had his head uncovered and found himself surrounded by Clefairy in a cave.
"What the heck?" he asked.
The Clefairy started to dance when he woke up.
"Why am I here!?" he asked as he tried to move. He tried to move his arms, but he was tied up.
"Clefairy! Clefairy!"
Two of the Clefairy moved out of the way to make room for a Clefairy that looked like it was wearing a wedding dress.
"What the hell?!" he shouted as he struggled. "I don't even like Clefairy and I have a girlfriend!"
"Clefairy! Clefairy!" one of them said as the one in the dress got closer to him.
"Stay away from me! No! NO!"
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Razor had many scratch marks and battle wounds as he breathed slowly, his brother Rick had the same amount of damage.
"You have gotten stronger but you're...still...too...weak," Rick said with a grin as Razor's eyes became a dark red.
"Never!" Razor yelled as he shifted to his Mega Evolution, shocking most of the other dragon-types.
"Wait...a mega evolution?...That's impossible...No one could do that..." Rick said, backing up slowly.
"Well I just did..." Razor growled as he pounced on Rick.
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DING!
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Hex: In this high, cold mountain this really sucks
Chelsea: We're doing this shit and our hosts get a few yucks
Laxish: Climbing up or tripping down
Rocky: I would rather be safe and sound
Crowley: This contest's hard we know it's true
Carman: Oh shut up no one cares for you
Volante: The orbs we're searching for I really hate
Vina: But let's try to win and set the recond straight
Ricky: That we don't totally suck!
All: We gotta get to the top
And don't ever stop
Grabbing these orbs
This isn't much to absorb
Shade: Hate this shit
Vixen: I'm sure you do
Jason: Someone help me...
Ray: QUIET YOU!
Striker: We gotta hurry and go real quick
Lila: Make it to the top and please these dicks
Sonan: Gotta scale it and make it good
Jet: And just win this, is it understood
All: We gotta get to the top
And don't ever stop
Grabbing these orbs
This isn't much to absorb
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Volante, Vina, Ricky, and Justy made it to the summit of the mountain and noticed that no one was there.
"Come on!" said Ricky as they all went into one of the caves.
Once inside, they saw Dew and Jet scaling the waterfall and getting closer to the cave.
"Justy!" said Vina.
The Braviary flew straight into the cave as the Xerneas who were there watched in shock. Inside the cave, Justy saw Static being held hostage by multiple Clefairy.
"Help me!" shouted Static.
"Okay..." said Justy as he picked up an Adamant Orb that was in the corner.
Static gasped. "The Adamant Orb!"
He had the Lustrous Orb behind his back, but he didn't say anything.
"Have fun Kantoan!" said Justy as he used Air Slash on the ceiling, causing an avalanche of rocks that blocked the way so no one could get in or out.
"NO!"
Justy flew back to his side as Dew and Jet made it back to the top.
"How did you know about the waterfall?!" shouted Sonan from the older side.
"I heard you guys talking!" said Ricky. "See ya!"
He hopped on Volante's back and they all proceeded to fly out of the cave.
"Get back here!" shouted Lila as they all ran after them.
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Cano, Vixen, Shade, and Spike were near the top floor.
"This stinks..." said Spike.
"Well...if Sparky hadn't cheated-"
"Stop it!" he shouted.
The other three stopped.
"Guys, we're family, but everything is fucking us up all of a sudden!" said Spike. "we're all perfectly fine, but let's see what's going on now...Uncle Sparky and Aunt Vixen are getting accused of stuff that I KNOW they wouldn't do. Uncle Cano, you're feeling unsure about everything now. I'm on the verge of wanting to murder everyone that pisses me off here, and dad...that stupid slut keeps trying to trap you and possibly get her pregnant and you want to kill her."
They all looked down.
"He's right...this is getting out of control..." said Vixen.
"We're family and we're getting pissed and in trouble with some of these others..." said Cano. "Some more than others..."
Shade gave him a look. "You know I get my anger from dad! We all do!"
"Yet you get the most..." said Cano as a Shadow Ball was fired at him. He ducked and the ball caused an explosion that blew a hole in the side of the mountain.
Suddenly, a beam of ice appeared that created a staircase-like shape.
"Well lookie here..." said Aura as she entered the cave along with Carman, Vile, and Crowley.
"How the hell did you get here?" Shade growled.
"They said no Psychic or magic..." said Aura. "They didn't say anything else..." she said with a smirk.
"Just stay the fuck away from me..." said Shade.
"Aww...don't be like that...it makes me sad..." said Aura, nuzzling him.
Shade twitched and fired a Dark Pulse. Aura, Vile, and Carman dodged, but Crowley got blasted out of a new hole.
"Nice shot..." said Carman.
Spike, nudged Cano.
"Look Unc..." he whispered. "They have the Lustrous Orb."
"And...they're weak to me..." Cano added.
"Well...this had been fun, but-"
Suddenly, a Flamethrower was blasted at them, knocking the all out.
"We'll take that thank you..." said Spike as he picked up the Lustrous Orb.
"Nice", said Vixen. "Now let's go."
They all continued going up as Volante, Vina, Ricky, and Justy started to fly back up. Along the way, they passed the unconscious forms of Aura, Vile, and Carman.
"What the hell?!" asked Volante.
"They're coming! Hide!" said Ricky.
The Xerneas came up the stairs and saw two holes in the side of the mountain.
"Okay, that's stupid..." said Chelsea.
"Let's just go", said Dew as they continued climbing.
When they left, the Yveltals came back inside. Aura, Vile, and Carman came to.
"What the hell happened?" asked Vina.
"We came to the top here and we saw Shade and his family", started Aura.
"Let me guess, you gave them the fucking orb to please Shade..." said Ricky.
"No! Gayboy!" shouted Aura. "His big brother knocked us out and they STOLE the orb from us."
Ricky growled.
"Great, now we need TWO orbs..." said Vina as Justy held the Adamant Orb.
"Let's just go. Maybe the others found it and already at the top", said Justy.
"Well..it can't hurt to try..." said Volante as they started to fly off.
"Oh and by the way...Crowley fell out of the side of the mountain..." said Carman.
Vina and Volante looked at Justy, who groaned.
"Why do I have to get the Kantoan..." he groaned.
"Ricky's a Kantoan..." said Vina.
"Yeh...he's the only one I'm actually used to..." said Justy as he flew out of the side.
"Let's go..." said Vina as they all went to the top.
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Razor had a foot over Rick as he defeated his older brother who lay on the ground unconscious.
"You betrayed me and I know why," Razor said slowly as he turned to a Hydreigon.
"You hypnotized my brother and now, as the new leader of the group, I hereby banish you," Razor said.
"You can't bani-," the Hydreigon was saying before Razor turned to his Mega Evolution and hit him with a Dragon Claw knocking the Hydreigon out with ease.
"Get him outta here," Razor said to the other dragon-types as they carried the unconscious body of the Hydreigon away.
Razor then shifted back to normal as Rick started to regain consciousness. Razor approached him and interestingly, he offered his claw. Rick looked up at him for a minute and looked at the claw before smiling and taking it as Razor helped him up.
"You really have grown up. I'm sorry about what happened," Rick said ashamed
"No, it's not your fault. I found my true self from being banished, at least I have a home now," Razor smiled.
"Are you going to stay?" asked Rick.
"No, not until I try and win this competition," Razor replied before walking away.
"Razor wait...just know that I will support you all the way," said Rick as Razor looked back, smiled, and then walked away.
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Laxish and the others were still on the floor Lila left them on, searching.
"Hey guys look, I found another Griseous Orb!" said Striker, who was next to the orb in the corner.
Suddenly, all of them collapsed.
Ray chuckled and jumped down from the ceiling. He walked towards the corner and kicked Striker out of the way before digging out the orb.
He picked it up.
"Come on!" said Ray as they all ran out of a nearby exit. Being mountain lions, Mason and Ray easily scaled the side of the mountain, and being a monkey, Jason scaled it easily as well.
Combat, who was still sitting against the wall, felt nothing and glared at them as they left.
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"Alright, neither of your teams have all your players or all of your orbs..." said Mew. "So we have to wait now...which fucking sucks..."
"Hey, don't blame us!" said Hex. "We need one more orb!"
"Actually...you need two", said Victini.
"What are you talking about?"
"That Lustrous Orb belongs to the Yveltals...not you", said Mew
"But we have it!" said Sonan.
"Oh, we must didn't mention that the first peson who touches the orb claims it for their team..." said Mew.
The Xerneas growled before Victini took the orb and gave it to the Yveltals, who grinned.
"AAAAAAAAAHHHHHH!" they heard. Suddenly, M.P.S. shot up from the ground with Striker, Laxish, and Rocky on his back. Ded was then shot up as well.
"What the hell?!" asked Dew.
"What happened guys?" asked Sonan.
They heard a whistle and soon saw Combat sitting against a pillar holding an Adamant Orb.
"Okay, it's evenly matched now", said Mew. "The Yveltals need Mason, Jason, and Ray and the Griseous Orb and the Xerneas only need Static and the Lustrous Orb."
Suddenly, they heard footsteps coming from the side. Over it, came Ray, Razor, Mason, and Jason, along with the Griseous Orb.
The Yveltals cheered as the Xerneas growled.
"Wait! You still need Razor..."
Razor glided up to the top and landed in front of them with cuts and bruises.
"Where the hell were you?" asked Vile.
"Don't worry about it..." said Razor with a small smile.
"Well, you're right because you guys win again!"
The Yveltals cheered again as the Xerneas did nothing.
"Well...time to get back to the plane..." said Victini.
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Some of the Xerneas, including Morgan and her alliance, were discussing who to eliminate.
"Where the hell was Static?!" asked Lila.
"I don't know", said Ded. "We didn't see him."
"He probably went off somewhere else", said Sonan.
"And you know what's funny?" asked Laxish.
"What?" asked Hex.
"He always gets out unfairly in the games...now...he has a reason to be eliminated", sais Laxish.
"True", said Striker. "And if we do eliminate him, he gets the pleasure to know that his "curse" is over. He wasn't voted out second this time."
"Guys, there was probably a reason..." said Morgan.
"Like what?" asked Rocky.
"Um..." started Dew. "He got lost?"
"He was with you guys and you didn't move..." said Lila.
"Look guys, he probably got hurt or something", said Chelsea, not wanting Static to leave.
"Speaking of that...where is he?" asked M.P.S.
Everyone looked around.
"He isn't here..." said Hex, shocked.
"Well then br-"
"XERNEAS! IT'S TIME!" shouted Mew.
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"Alright, you guys know the drill...wait...where's Static?"
"He's still on Mt. Coronet!"
"Oh...well we'll bring him back", said Mew.
Static was teleported back and he was tied up and shuddering.
"Static!" said Chelsea as she flew down and kissed him.
"C-Can someone untie me please?" he asked pleading.
"What happened?" asked Vixen.
"I got kidnapped by fucking Clefairy and they tried to make me marry one of them!" he shouted.
"What?" growled Chelsea.
"And the shitty part is...I had the Lustrous Orb behind my back and Justy blocked the exit!"
"What?!"
"Wait...you were inside the cave above the waterfall?!"
"Apparently!"
"Why did he-"
"He hates Kantoans remember!"
"Oh, well-"
"No more!" said Victini. "Lila, Sonan, Jet, Kai, Combat, Cano, Vixen, Spike, and Shade...you are all safe."
"Wait...we're eliminating?!" asked Static.
"Duh", said Mew. "Rocky, Ded, M.P.S., Laxish, Striker, Hex, Morgan, and Chelsea, you guys re safe as well..."
"Dew...Static...one of you is leaving and that person is..."
"What?! Wait!"
"Static..."
"THIRD FUCKING TIME!" he shouted.
"At least you weren't voted out second..." said Striker with a sheepish chuckle.
"Sorry Static, if we would have known..."
"No more talking..." said Mew as he kicked Static out of the plane.
"Static!" shouted Chelsea.
"Bye..." said Mew.
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Ray: Another one bites the dust...this is getting more and more fun.
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And Static is gone...had to happen eventually. Razor reclaimed his honor...which is great. BTW thanks Kavi for supplying those parts. Mason and Ray are now working together...someone is DEFINITELY going to die. Crowley is started to suck again, which is probably pissing him off now. Justy...no comment. Anyways, I hope you enjoyed and I'll see you all next time on Total...Pokemon...World Tour! See ya guys, BYE!
Next time: A trip to the sewers really stinks!