Goooooin' to the chapel and they're gonnnnna get ma-a-a-arried! Y'all have never seen a wedding like this before. I have to say, this chapter is one of the funnest I have ever, EVER written. I hope you enjoy!

SM gave us her idea of the perfect wedding with Edward & Bella's wedding. I, of course, had to come up with something just a little more memorable for these two.

Bella

"Where did you go?" I asked, nuzzling his jaw with my nose.

"I was working on wedding arrangements. We're all set, darlin', we just need to show up."

Oh my God, I'm getting married! "Oh! Well, okay. Shit. Yeah, let's do it then."

I looked around for Lara, who was saying goodbye to the last of her guests, waving, when I caught her eye.

She headed over, holding hands with her new husband. "So it's your turn now?" I nodded, suddenly feeling very nervous. Jasper squeezed his arm around my waist.

"Where are the others?" I asked him, having just noticed that Rose, Emmett, Peter and Char were missing.

He smiled at me. "They're outside. Come on, your chariot awaits." My what?

We headed out through the lobby, and parked in front of the hotel was a massive, glossy black with gleaming chrome, stretch Hummer limousine. "Holy shit!" I gasped. "This is for us?" Fucking sweet!

"Yeah, I had Emmett arrange transportation while I accomplished a few other certain tasks." He helped me inside, with Lara and Ben following.

"Sweet ride, huh Bells?" Emmett grinned. Rose handed Ben, Lara and me each a glass of champagne.

"Wait, you're not going to join us?" Ben asked Rose. I raised an eyebrow at Rose.

"Oh, we're uh, champagned-out from your reception," said Rose. "Lovely wedding, by the way." Nice attempt at distraction Rose; too bad it ain't gonna work with my best bitch over here.

Lara looked at me. "Where the fuck did you find these lightweights?" She handed her glass to Ben, grabbed the bottle from the limo's mini bar and started pouring five more glasses. I heard five quiet sighs. Heh. "It's our wedding night and you assholes are gonna drink up for once, goddammit." That's my bitch right there.

Each vampire warily took a glass, raising it in a toast.

"To true love," toasted Lara.

"May it last forever," I added, winking at Jazz.

The rest chimed in. "Salud!" and drank. I suppressed a giggle at the facial expressions of the supernatural beings trying to mask their disgust; not doing so well, actually.

Emmett had the driver turn on some tunes, and we bumped along to the wedding chapel. I stealthily traded glasses with Rose, and then once again with Char, both of whom had had their glasses discreetly topped off by their spouses. Lara was well on her way to 'faced at that point and didn't notice, and needless to say, I myself had a very nice buzz going by the time we pulled in front of the chapel.

The Little Chapel of Eternal Love. Awwww. I smiled at Jasper, who grinned at my picking up on the joke. "I thought it was appropriate," he said.

We filed inside, with me teetering a little dangerously on those damn five-inch heels. They'd seemed a like a good idea at the time.

"Whitlock-Swan party," Jasper said to the middle-aged woman at the front desk.

"You're right on time," she said, smiling at us. She handed us some paperwork to fill out for the license and whatnot; once we were finished, she led us into the next room. "Are you all ready then, don't need to change clothes or anything?" We shook our heads. "Alright, then. You fellas come with me. Any of you that aren't active participants in the ceremony come along as well."

Sparing a last loving glance at me, Jasper, followed by Emmett and Peter, filed out behind the woman followed by Ben. Lara paused first to give me one last quick hug.

"Good luck. Love ya bitch," she whispered in my ear.

"Love you more, whore," I whispered back. She followed her husband out to the next room.

I exhaled loudly, trying to calm my jitters, and then suddenly I was calm. "Thanks Jazz," I said in a normal speaking voice. I heard his chuckle in the next room.

I turned to Rose and Char, pulling two lilies out of my hand-me-down bouquet, handing one to each of them. "Do I look okay?" I asked, starting to fuss with my hair.

Rose stilled my hand. "You look great. You look beautiful." The music started, Pachebel's Canon in D. "Now go marry my brother."

At the woman's signal, Rose and Char stepped out together, being my co-maids-of-honor. I couldn't choose one over the other; they were both my sisters as far as I was concerned. Once they were in place, the woman signaled for me to go.

I took a step into the small, quaintly decorated room, my eyes meeting my very-soon-to-be husband. Husband. I'm going to have a husband! I am marrying Jasper Fucking Whitlock. Fucking unreal. I smiled at him and thought very hard about how much I loved him, hoping he'd pick up on it. The huge smile that lit up his face, followed by a hefty dose of his own love, told me that he did.

I stood next to him, and turned my gaze to the minister, who I was pretty fucking sure was God's grandfather, and waited for him to begin. Holy shit, this dude was older than dirt.

"DEARLY BELOVED!" he shouted. We all jumped. What the fuck is this? "WE ARE GATHERED HERE TODAY TO WITNESS THE UNION OF, STATE YOUR NAME PLEASE," he shouted at Jasper, whose eyes were as wide as saucers.

"Um, Jasper Whitlock."

"WHAT? SPEAK UP SON, I'M A LITTLE HARD OF HEARING." You don't fucking say.

"JASPER WHITLOCK." Jasper stated much louder.

"CASPER?" Oh, are you fucking kidding me?

"JASPER! JUH! JASPER!"

The minister nodded. "OK. CASPER AND…" he shouted, pointing at me.

"ISABELLA SWAN!"

"ESMERALDA?"

"BELLLL-UHHH!" Fuck!

"WE ARE GATHERED HERE THIS EVENING TO JOIN CASPER AND STELLA INTO HOLY MATRIMONY AND TO HONOR THEIR COMMITMENT TO ONE ANOTHER…"

My ears were already starting to ring; I could only imagine how it sounded to the vamps in the room with their supersonic hearing. I glanced at Jasper who had his nose wrinkled and brow furrowed. To my left, Rose and Char's faces held similar expressions, and to Jazz's right, Peter was silently laughing his ass off. Of course. Emmett's face was frozen in a wide-eyed WTF expression, gaping at the minister. A quick glance over my shoulder earned me the sight of Lara just about falling out of her chair, tears running down her face and clutching her stomach. Ben wasn't doing so much better. Because this is the way my fucking life goes.

After Jazz and I screamed our vows at each other, and Lara had fully executed a complete ROFLMAO maneuver, the drunk fucking bitch, it was time to exchange rings. I started to scream at the minister that we didn't have any rings, when Rose stopped me and handed me a simple platinum men's wedding band. "Where did this come from?" I asked, taking the ring.

"I was able to swing by Tiffany's before they closed," Jasper whispered. He slipped a smaller version of the band on my left ring finger. "WITH THIS RING, I THEE WED!"

I repeated his action, my voice cracking at the end because shit, this was a lot of shouting.

"BY THE POWER VESTED IN ME BY THE STATE OF NEVADA, I NOW PRONOUNCE YOU HUSBAND AND WIFE. YOU MAY KISS YOUR BRIDE!"

"Stella," Jasper murmured, smiling that lazy grin and taking me in his arms.

"Oh, Casper," I purred, and we kissed.

"CONGRATULATIONS KIDS, YOU MAKE A BEAUTIFUL COUPLE. PAY AT THE DOOR!"

Best wedding ever.

We had the limo drop me, Jazz, Peter, and Lara back at the hotel, while Rose, Emmett, Peter, and Char decided to go cruise the Strip in it for a while longer. I would be fucking amazed if we didn't have to bail one of them out of jail by night's end.

We said our goodbyes to Lara and Ben in the lobby. They were leaving on their honeymoon to Maui bright and early in the morning, and were then headed back to L.A. I didn't know when or if I'd be seeing Lara again. Now that Jasper and I were married, I wasn't sure how much longer I wanted to wait for him to change me. I hugged her as tight as I could. "I'm gonna miss you so fucking much. I'm glad we were able to do this together; we'll always have this."

"I love you Bells. You and Jasper are so good together, I'm so happy for you. I'm really gonna miss you too. BBFFE, right?" Tears were starting to run down her cheeks. Oh, my cheeks were wet too. Dammit.

"Best bitches for fucking ever, Lara. Always."

In the elevator, we embraced one last time and pulled away, promising to keep in touch with phone calls, texts, emails, whatever, and try to visit each other as much as possible. I knew I was going to be able to uphold only part of that agreement, and not for very long. It broke my heart a little. As the doors opened to their floor, Jasper shook hands with Ben, hugged Lara, and with a last little wave they stepped out, the doors closing between us.

A sob broke out of me and Jasper hugged me close to him. "Shhh, darlin', don't cry. I'm still following your lead Bella. We don't do anything until you're ready to do it." He kissed me on my forehead.

"I know, Jazz. Shit, tonight changed everything though; I'm your wife now. I didn't think it would be any different, but it is. I don't want to wait much longer." I decided I was going to visit Renee first. She and I weren't very close anymore, but I needed to see her one last time. After that, it would be time for my eternity to begin.

We arrived to our floor and stepped out of the elevator. Jasper took my hand as we walked to our door. "It doesn't all have to be decided tonight." He slid the card key in its slot, turned the handle, and then picked me up to carry me over the threshold as per tradition. "Mrs. Whitlock." He kissed me as we passed through the doorway.

"Mmm, I like the sound of that," I murmured as he placed me on my feet.

"Me too," he said, already working on my zipper down my back.

"Whatcha doin' Jazz?"

"Just what does it look like I'm doing Bella?" He peppered kisses along the nape of my neck and my shoulders as he pushed my dress down to the floor.

"I thought maybe we could talk first. You know, maybe watch a little TV…" I was totally yanking his chain and he knew it.

"Hush woman, we got a marriage to consummate." He was now in front of me, his tongue dragging along my collarbone, his hands behind me unhooking my bra.

"Jasper?"

"Mmmm?" His nose was nestled between my breasts.

"I love you."

"I love you too, darlin'. Now hush before I stuff something in your mouth to shut you up."

"Jazz?"

"Mmm?"

"I like the sound of that."

"Me too."