Hey all! So, yesterday, I saw Fang posting on his blog, and I was like, OMG, if Max sees this he's so done, because he was posting pictures of Maya and making like, a little memorial and stuff. Except on a website. I don't get him. Anyway, I was gonna show Max, but then she'd totally freak, and then she'd go bonkers, and we'd have to duck and run. And Fang would be a little pile of ashes...what a loss. Anyway, Max has started paying Iggy 15 bucks to take a shower now, because he says he likes his 'natural aroma' better. I can't wait until tomorrow! We're all cashing in our tattoo certificates! I'm going to get a unicorn, or a rainbow, or an Eraser with a big 'x' through it!