CH.21
Date With Destruction
Chapterly Quote---"It's clobberin' time!!!" (Seriously, if you can't guess that one, you need to see a doctor)
HOOPLAH to all of you on this fine day. I said I'd replace the previous chapter with this, but I realized that no one would know it was here, so here it is, Pokeshipping! Also, thank you people for all the great ideas! I'll see what I can do!
But before that…
Ghost---Yeah, sorry about my loud response. Like you said, we both misunderstood each other, so…can you forgive me? Pwease?
IMACRAZYWRITER---You're prediction may just happen.
Sapphirechamp---Sorry 'bout the Octillary, but it was the first thing that popped into my head. If you come back, I probably will give you a different Pokémon. Anything in specific? PS---I think I get it. ;) (I THINK I get it. So don't flame me if I'm wrong.)
Prettygirl17---Hmmm…that's another person who wants them to eat together…I'LL DO IT!
CuddleyEeveeM---Cem? Gee, where did you get that name from? (Points in general direction of your penname) But I like the idea! I have a way to tie you in to the story! (Also, the shrubbery was from Monty Python.)
ChaseNirvs---Like I said, you will find out soon how Misty knew. (But most likely next chapter. Sorry)
Julie (I'm NOT a member!)---Heh, "evil monkeys from outer space", why didn't I think of that? See, with ideas like those, you need to make an account on here! Anyway, let me say some things…
#1---Because I like Christmas
#2---I don't know why I made you allergic to blueberries! Dang, don't take it so hard!
#3---Because (italicize because)………I like to torment you! (Man, I'm evil today!)
LET THE FIC. BEGIN!
"LA! La la la la laaaaaa!" Misty was LA-ing around her campsite, and the other girls were watching from the tent.
"Darn that Misty…" May was in flames with her fist in the air while Misty did a 360 in the air.
"We're not happy about it either May, but we don't just sit around glaring at our competition." Melody said while looking at a card in her hand. "Heh, heh, heh…" She said as she threw some plastic chips on the table.
"I fold." Casey said.
Duplica put some chips on the table. "Ha!" She said as she put her cards on the table. "Royal flush!"
"Gasp!" Melody said. "Well, I guess I'll have to fold…"
"Yay!" Duplica said as she pulled the chips towards her.
"But! I think I win!" She said as she raised her cards up. "BAM! All aces!"
"Gah!" Duplica put her head down.
"Come to Mama!" She said as she pulled all the chips away from Duplica.
"…Yeah. You guys play poker instead." May said sweatdropping.
"Actually, we…" Casey said looking up at May. "Uh, May? Your hair is still on fire."
"AAHH! Water! I need cold water!" She said running around like a maniac. She ran out to the ocean, and jumped headfirst into it.
After about 2 minutes, something came out. A very big, slimy, green something!
Misty finally stopped LA-ing long enough to look at the shore where the thing was.
"EEEEEEEK! SEAWEED MONSTER!!" She screamed.
The other girls came running out with bats and other miscellaneous whacking tools, and Misty brought out the mallet. "We are not a waste of money!!"
"Ow…OW!!! It's me! MAY!!!" The monster was shouting before passing out.
"Oops." Melody said poking the unconscious May. "Hey Misty, help us take her back…to…the…" Misty was back to singing and spinning around like a loony and the other girls were gone, so Melody had to drag May back on her own.
"Dang girl! Lay off the marshmallows!" Melody said while placing her in a chair in the tent.
After about 20 minutes, May was awake and being told of the girl's plan.
The girls (except Misty) were in a huddle.
"Whisper whisper."
"Whisper!"
"Whis? Whispering!!"
(Wow! That's an amazing plan!)
MEANWHILE…
Ash and Matt (miss him Julie? Bwa ha ha!!) were in their tent playing Battle Revolution on the…Wii…HEY! THEY STOLE MY Wii!!!
The annoying announcer was blathering on and on while Ash and Matt were down to their last pokemon.
Ash had Drifblim and Matt had Roserade. (Both of them are in my party!)
"Ooh! That did some massive damage! The announcer was saying as Roserade used Razor Leaf to finish off Drifblim.
"Ha! I win!" Matt yelled.
"Don't be so sure…" Ash said pointing to Roserade. It had just fainted.
"What the-?"
"That's Drifblim's ability. If it's defeated by a physical attack, it damages the pokemon who MADE the attack." Ash said grinning. (Anyone know WHY razor leaf is a physical attack??)
"All right, that one was a tie, but I'll win next time!" Matt said putting his fist in the air.
"I'd like to see you try!" Ash said raising his fist next to Matt's.
(I may do that in a different chapter. Do you guys want me to? And if so, tell me who you want to win!)
1 HOUR LATER…
"All right Ash. Misty. You ready for your (grimace) d-date?" May was saying to the 2. They were all standing next to something that was covered with a sheet.
"What is that?" Matt asked pointing to the sheet.
"That's a sheet." Casey said.
"No, I meant the-"
"ANYWAY! Just so you know, we got you reservations at Red Lobster." Duplica said.
"How?" Ash asked.
"You'll see when you get there." May said.
"Get there?" Misty said. "Were on an island!"
Then, Melody pulled out Misty's mallet.
"Hey!" Misty said looking behind her back. "How'd you get that?!"
"Took it off you while you were sleeping." She said simply.
"Yeah…that's not creepy at all!" Misty said shuddering.
Melody started to advance on Ash and Misty with an evil smile on her face.
WHAK! Misty fell to the ground.
WHA- "What the-?!" Melody said shocked as she held the mallet on Ash's head. He wasn't even fazed by the strike. In fact, he was smiling.
"Ha!" Ash said as he moved from the mallet. "I knew this was a good thing to bring with me!" He said as he took off his hat. Underneath it, there was a black helmet.
"Why do you carry a helmet around with you?" May asked tapping his helmet. It was rock hard.
"Doesn't that seem like a stupid question now?" He said looking at Misty's mallet being wielded by an amateur.
Suddenly, he felt a cool breeze where his helmet used to be. He spun around and saw Duplica with his helmet in her hands.
"Daw crud…" Ash said as Melody came up to him.
WHAK
"Hey…one of Ash's hairs…I could use this!" Duplica thought as she pulled out one of Ash's hairs from the helmet.
"All right," Matt said sweatdropping. "Now that they're both unconscious, what next?"
"Well…this!" Casey said as she pulled back the sheet.
"Oh you have got to be kidding me!" Matt yelled. "THAT'S how you're getting them to Red Lobster?!" He pointed at their contraption.
"Yep!" May said. "Melody made it!"
"You made a…?"
"YEP!" She said with her thumb up.
"How will they survive the fall?" Matt asked.
"Fall…?" Ash wasn't quite knocked out yet, and he looked up to see what the thing was. And then he fainted. It was a CATAPULT. A big, wooden, medieval catapult!
"Well, we have some…friends waiting there." Casey said.
"Why does that make me fear for their lives?" Matt hung his head down and sighed.
10 MINUTES LATER…
Ash and Misty were both put in a bag-
GLAD FORCEFLEX!
-WHERE THE HECK DID THAT COME FROM?! Anyway, they were both in a bag and placed on the catapult.
"FIRE!" Duplica screamed. Somehow, she had gotten a sword and a Napoleon hat, and no one in their right mind would try to stop her.
CHUNK!
Ash and Misty were flying through the air, over the ocean, past the stars, (Meowth pops up) "in your ear!"
WHAK (again)
"Looks like Meowth's blasting off agaaaaaaiiiiinnn!" DING
(I HATE their new motto!)
After a few minutes of flying through the air, they finally strated to fall.
They fell on a mattress in the back of Red Lobster, and two figures came out of the back kitchen of the restaurant.
"Well, looks like they arrived…" The first one said.
"Yep. We'd better bring them in." The other one said pulling out a pokeball. "Go! Chase!"
"Yeah?" The Umbreon said as it came out.
"Use psychic to lift them in."
"All right." Chase said as he picked the bag up.
As they all went in, they didn't realize that there was something watching them from the shadows. It was an Espeon. But not an ordinary one. This one was light blue.
20 Minutes blah, blah, blah…
"Huh? Wha?..." Misty and Ash were just waking up, and they were both sitting down on a chair at a booth in the back of Red Lobster. Only now, Ash was in a tuxedo, and misty was in her Goldeen dress.
"AGH! I hoped I'd never have to wear this thing again!" Misty screamed.
"How the heck did I get in a tuxedo anyway?!" Ash said looking at himself and staring at Misty.
Just as he said that, he heard a giggle. He spun his head around and saw…
"STEPHANIE?!" Misty yelled. Sure enough, Stephanie was standing there with her signature smile and was in a Red Lobster uniform.
"I'm the one who changed you into your tux." She said with a blush.
Ash blushed and closed his eyes. "So, uh…what are you doing here?" He said looking away.
"I live here. Well, not here, but I do live in this town." She replied looking away.
Misty was in-between them and looked at Ash. Then Stephanie. Then Ash again.
"Grrrr. Can we order now?!" She yelled at her.
"Sure." Stephanie said pulling out her notepad. "The bread is under the silver tray." She said pointing.
After taking their orders, Stephanie went to the kitchen, leaving the two involved in Pokeshipping all alone.
IN THE KITCHEN…
Stephanie gave the order to the chef and went behind a corner. She then flipped a few pages of her notebook and on the cardboard part was a small TV screen.
"Phase one is complete." She said to the screen.
"Excellent." Said the person on the other end. And that person was…
"OK May, now it's Chase's turn." She said.
BACK WITH ASH AND MISTY
"If Stephanie's here, does that mean that everyone else is here too?" Misty asked.
"I don't know." Ash said as he reached for the silver tray cover.
When he pulled it off, he was expecting bread. But what he got was…
"EEEEEK! BUG!!!!" Misty screamed. A fake roach was right in the middle of the tray.
"Well, now we know Chase is here. So Alexi must be here. What about Julie?"
Then, the speaker started playing an Avril song. (Use your imagination Julie)
"Yep, she's here too." He said sweatdropping as Misty flung the bugged plate out the window.
"I'M GOING TO KILL CHASE!!" She screamed.
Back in the kitchen, Stephanie was watching the entire thing.
"Is phase 2 done now?" Duplica asked through the notepad.
"You can't tell by the screams?" Stephanie asked her.
"Hey Steph!" A voice called from the kitchen. "The, uh, "food" is ready!"
"Thanks Julie!" She called back. "And the drinks?"
"Also ready!"
"OK guys," She said to the guys on the island. "Phase 3 is underway."
"Excellent…BWA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! HA!" All the other girls said.
"Hey Matt!" Casey yelled to Matt who was playing Pokémon Diamond on his DS. "Don't you wanna watch?"
"No. Leave me out of it. Not happening." He looked up. "What the heck are you trying to do anyway?" He said while hitting his screen impatiently.
"Our plan is to make their date a living hell until they never want to do it again." Melody said with her arms crossed.
"Oh, well, have fun." Matt said going back to his game.
Melody turned back to the monitor. "All right Stephanie, go ahead and give MISTY what she deserves!"
"Roger that."Stephanie said as she turned off the monitor.
BACK AT RED LOBSTER
"Hey guys!" Stephanie said as she came out of the kitchen. "Here are your food and drinks. Root Beer for Ash, and Diet-"
"WHAT?! WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY THAT?!" Misty said flaming.
"Uh…REGULAR coke for Misty." Stephanie said while taking a few steps back.
After Stephanie ran off in fear of her life, Ash started to lift his cup up to his mouth.
Stephanie, Alexi, Julie, and Chase were looking around the corner, waiting for him to take a drink.
"Is the powder in there?" Julie asked.
"Yes." Alexi said. "As soon as he drinks that, he'll be out cold for a few minutes, giving us time to get Misty!"
"I really don't care what happens. This has gotten boring." Chase said as he hopped off of Alexi's head. "I'm going outside."
"Suit yourself." Julie said.
Ash lifted the cup to his mouth.
"Yes…yes…" The girls said leaning in.
Ash suddenly stopped and lowered his cup. "Ah! Almost forgot…" He said as he put a napkin on his lap. Then he raised his cup again.
"Come on…come on…" They said leaning in further.
Ash stopped again and took another napkin and placed it in his shirt collar. Then he raised it again.
"If he…if he…" They said angrily.
He stopped again. This time, he pulled a rose in a vase from nowhere and put it on a table.
"JUST DRINK THE STUPID ROOT BEER!!!" All the girls screamed. Then, after realizing what they just did, they jumped at the speed of light back into the kitchen.
"Huh?! What?!" Ash and Misty both were looking around the room for the source of the scream.
"That was…weird…" Misty said.
"Yeah…" Ash said quietly.
BACK IN THE KITCHEN…
"That was close!" Julie said panting.
"Closer than you think…" Alexi said.
"What do you mean?"
"Ash was supposed to be asleep by now." Alexi said looking back at Ash.
"So?" Stephanie said.
"Misty's food…well…"
Suddenly, they heard a boom.
BOOM!
I just said that.
When they looked over, Misty was covered in food.
"There was a time bomb in it." She said.
"Ew. Just…ew…" Misty said as she went to the bathroom to clean up.
"This is the weirdest/only date I've been on." Ash said with a sweatdrop.
RUMBLE
"What the-?" Ash and the other girls looked at the door where the rumble was coming from.
Suddenly, the door burst open, and Chase ran in. Only, he now had what looked a blue Espeon clamped onto his back.
"HELP ME!!" He screamed as he ran around the restaurant. He suddenly slipped on a banana peel that came from nowhere. (Evil Monkeys From Outer Space! Thank you Julie!)
"LOOK OUT!" Chase and the Espeon both yelled.
There was the sound of a collision (however a collision sounds) and Chase was sent flying out to the wall, and Ash…well…he flew right into the girl's room.
When he flew in there, he saw Misty there.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Misty screamed.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" Ash screamed.
Outside, as the other people were helping Chase and the Espeon out, they heard some noises.
STOMP STOMP STOMP STOMP
(And where would we be without a-)
WHAK!
Ash was sent shooting out, and he landed in the tank that held the lobsters.
"OW! STOP! LET GO!!!!" He screamed as he jumped out of the tank.
Misty came out of the bathroom to yell at and injure Ash, but when she saw him covered in lobsters, she started laughing.
"Oh, gee thanks Misty!" Ash yelled as he fell over.
"Ha, ha, ha! I-I'm sorry, but that's…(Giggle) HA, HA, HA!!!" She doubled over laughing.
After Misty finished her laughing fit, she went over to help Ash. She bent down and started picking the lobsters off of him.
Stephanie's notepad-intercom started to ring.
"Is phase 3 complete?" Casey asked. She had somehow acquired a suit that the Agents from the Matrix, and their sunglasses.
"What the- anyway, no unfortunately it wasn't." Stephanie said while rubbing the back of her head.
Melody pushed Casey out of the way of the screen. "What happened?!"
Julie pushed Stephanie out of the way. "Look." She said as she turned the monitor to face Ash and Misty. Misty was on the ground on top of Ash, picking lobsters off his skin.
Duplica pushed Melody out of the way. "HEY! You've got to stop her!" Her head popped out of the screen while she said this.
Alexi pushed Julie out of the way. "We would, but we have another problem on our hands."
May pushed Duplica out of the way. "What problem?!" She yelled at her.
Alexi pointed the screen to the problem. And that problem was Chase. He was lying on the floor, and the Espeon was still choking him.
TIME PASSES…
After the lobsters were off of Ash, they turned their attention to Chase.
"One, two, three…" Julie counted off. They had formed a human rope and were prepared to yank the Espeon off of Chase.
"PULL!!!" She shouted as they all pulled at once.
"NOOOOO!" Espeon shouted as she was being dragged off Chase.
"All right you!" Chase shouted at her. She was being held by the ears like a captured rabbit. "How the heck did you find me again?!"
"Again?" Ash asked. But as he said this, Misty took a few steps away from Chase.
"Yes again! She keeps following me!"
"Hm,hm,hm…" The Espeon laughed.
"Grrrrrrr…WHY DO YOU FOLLOW ME CEM?!" Chase yelled.
"Cem?" Julie asked.
"That's my name kid." Cem stated. Then she suddenly disappeared from Stephanie's hands.
Cem reappeared in front of Chase.
"GAH!" He yelled as he jumped back a few feet.
"You mean you don't know Chase?" Cem started to say. "We're getting married!"
"WHAT?!?!" Everyone screamed at a petrified Chase.
"Ma-ma-ma-ma-ma-ma…"
Spongebob and Patrick popped out of nowhere. "MAN RAY!!!!" They both shouted before Chase sent them flying with Psychic.
"MARRIED?!??!?!?!?!?!!?!?!?" He shouted before fainting.
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(GASP!) Chase getting married? How did that happen? What will he do? Will Ash and Misty's date continue? Are you tired of my questions? Anyway, leave some reviews.
Also, if it's not too stupid, you can use this in your stories:
I.T.S. R.A.R.E.
That means- In This Story, Read And Review Everything!
HOOPLAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!