Lana: Great, my musi have officially gone crazy.
Lana was sitting in her kitchen, head in her hands, figuring out to send all her musi to some sort of therapist-or just kill some of them, she hasn't decided yet.
Haylie Muse: Hey, I haven't gone crazy!
Lana: You tried to kill Miz on many occasion-with a butter knife!
Haylie Muse: Hey, it was the only knife you would let me use in general.
Lana: Good point.
Haylie Muse: And besides, he's the muse that's gone the craziest.
Lana: Yeah, and I also got him and Orton stalking my Sheamus muse because he's the WWE Champion, I've got the four out of seven members of Team WWE hating each other's guts, Swagger's been bitching and crying because he's not World Champion, and a lot of other musi just wants to kill each other, Cody keeps on stealing all my mirrors and is taking a lot more time in the bathroom than the average girly girl.
Haylie Muse: Ouch.
Lana Muse: I know, why do I have to deal with these people?
Haylie Muse: I don't know.
She was about to leave the kitchen, when she'd accidentally tripped over something. While sitting on the ground, she'd picked up the object and asked,
Haylie Muse: Why is Miz's Money in the Bank briefcase in the kitchen?
Lana: Oooh, let's steal it.
Haylie Muse: Really? You're going to get literally killed by him if he finds out.
Lana: That's why he won't find out.
Haylie Muse; You're nuts.
Ted Muse: *walks into the kitchen and sits besides Lana* Whatcha girls talking about?
Haylie Muse: Stealing Miz's Money in the Bank briefcase.
Ted Muse: Can I help?
Lana: Is there a catch to you helping us?
Ted Muse: …yes.
Lana: What is it now?
Ted Muse: Me being WWE Champion?
Lana: After the Sheamus/Miz/Orton situation for it all clears up, I'll decide. If Miz is WWE Champion somehow, you're that, if Sheamus is, never gonna happen, and if Orton is WWE Champion, 50/50.
Ted Muse: Sweet!
Haylie Muse: You seriously want to become WWE Champion?
Ted Muse: Yeah, duh.
Haylie Muse: Don't you duh me.
Ted Muse: I can duh you whenever I want.
Haylie Muse: Whatever.
Evan Muse: *enters the kitchen* You do know that Orton and Sheamus are ganging up on Miz, right?
Lana: And do you see me caring?
Evan Muse: Good point.