A/n: Okay, I have stopped taking requests for people to be in chapters. It gets too hard to try to find how to fit them into the chapter. The last Character is going to be dark night princess 222 as smexxikitkats.
Disclaimer: twilight looks sounds and is still they gayest movie I ever watched.
Jane Volturi Never give a mentally disturbed old person a knife...
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smexxikitkats you killed another old person? damnit jane!
Aro Volturi I dare someone to eat cheese (^^^) :)
Jane Volturi No.
Marcus Volturi How the hell did he get back from mexico?
Smexxikitkats The force brought him back.
Marcus Volturi Great, now we're stuck with the crackhead...again.
smexxikitkats We're? I'm not in the volturi. that would make you guys stuck with him. I feel sorry for you.
Alec Volturi He's singing lifes what you make it by hannah montanna 0.o
Random Cullen I love hannah montanna!
smexxikitkats Oh my god. jane was right. everyone she knows is a crackhead.
Alice Brandon i know jane and im not a...oh a squirrel.
Jasper Hale Lay off the pills alice.
Random Cullen No!
A/n: well that was a shitty update. Please review!