Alllooo!
Kou: MINKEYZ
…. I don't own naruto or anything!
Kou pov
Ughh…. What the snot happened?... shadows… pervs…. HOLY SHITOKI MUSHROOMS! I gotta get outta here! So I attempted to jump out of… bed?
*sniff sniff*…blech, the scent of hospital… must be a hospital… {NO, REALLY?} SHUT UP FRO YO! The whole room was white with the grey and black tiles.
I goy up and saw the expectant faces of some people who I was sure I had wiped from this existence.
"Long time no see Kou. I see your still as large chested as ever."
"Silence Jin."
"awww come on, Gin! You know its huge!" and that's one of the reasons I wear a huge jacket…
"We have finally found you. You gave us quiet the slip there dear. And to think you got away to. Where have you been all this time?" Grrrr… stupid azz pirate hunters…
"That's none of your business!" I barked. "Besides. You two are supposed to be DEAD."
"oh Kou my love, we are far from dead."
"oh, really? Because I don't think cutting you into itty bitty pieces, burning the pieces to ashes, feeding them to hell hounds, then chucking them off the end of the universe MEANS THAT YOU WOULD BE ALIVE."
Jin laughed his stupid as snot laugh while gin smirked. Just then the door opened and in came Bubblicious and… a middle aged looking woman with a busty chest… but that's weird… her aura reads that she's an old lady… what evah… and she's staring at me in dis belief. I know, I'm just too beautiful. And by the way, that was sarcasm.
"Hmmm… but you don't SEEM like a middle aged old lady…" I swear, I had the most sarcastic smile on while she was fuming. Bubbliciouswas holding a clipboard while looking like she should get outta the room.
"WHY YOU…*keh hemm…* That aside, who are you? And who were you talking to?" I didn't bother looking to where the stupid azz twins were. I knew they were already gone. I have gotton to know them too long and too well.
"I apologize. I must have made a terrible first impression." I slowly got up from the white bed and onto the floor. I still had my boots on.
"My name is Kou Sparrowall." And there was a high pitched voice that could only be described as a guy trying to imitate a girl. "KOUSELLA RULIANA SPARROW!"
So I kicked whatever was under the bed. Hard.
"Oww! Fudge that girl has some ki- *kick* FUDGE THAT WAS MY NOSE-"
"shush! Be quiet Jin!" *kick* *kick* *stomp* *kick* "Sh*t!" "h*ll!" I only stared straight ahead twitching while the Old lady and Bubblicious continued staring at the bed. After they finally shut up, Old lady and Bubblicious left the room while giving me suspicious looks.
Once they were out, they made a point to lock the door.
Third person pov
Sai, Sakura and Naruto who had just recovered from his food coma, stood in the middle of Tsunade's office with her looking dangerously serious at them.
"I have a dangerous mission for you three." Naruto's face lit up instantly. "I need you to find out all you can about the stranger that you found at your latest mission."
"Aww but come on! That's not a real missi-"
"no complaints! This is serious Naruto! You found her in Orochimaru's lair, who clearly didn't have any wounds or any bruises in her, did she?" the three fell deadly silent.
" she may be a lucky victim, or an ally of his. But did you see her speeding through the entire village? She doesn't even have chakra from what I can see! Now, I need you to be friend her and don't let her leave the village, under no circumstances! Understood?"
"yes Tsunade-sama!" they all said before disappearing from the office.
Tsunade sighed while gazing at a tiny picture frame of her and another little girl with black and silver hair. " *sigh* But you disappeared…"
Kou pov
I could tell the stationed guards outside with the forced un-natural silence out there.
So I tried to whisper as quietly as could. Then I dropped that idea and just thought to make them think I'm insane (which is partly true) and that I'm just talking to myself.
The twins stood in front of me leaning against the wall.
Jin is a jack nugget with naturally light grey hair with the norm bounty hunter attire. Same with Gin.
Only he's a jack weed with black hair and a serious face and opposite clothes as Jack nugget. He's a tad less annoying. Except more of a stick up his a**.
"What are you here for?"
"Isn't that obvious my love?"
"I have no friggen idea what you're talking about Jack nugget." *sigh* these jack twins are pirate hunters. Best in their game. Been hunting me down for years.
And to think I had lost them. You can always count on the pervs to screw your life… "Well, I gotta go." And they let me jump out the window.
I heard some words they were exchanging only to each other as I jumped. "So, what should we do with our new pet snake Gin?"
"he may be useful, despite we found him half dead."
"hmm… I wonder what we could have gotton for the chicken headed guy who almost killed him… too bad we let him go."
Huh… sound a lot like Road kill and Mr. Creepy stalker dude with no ballz… what evah. Gotta concentrate unless I wanna day from falling off a building…
I know what you're thinking. Why jump out the window, when I can faze through the door? Well here's a simple answer. Where the fun in that?
So out I went into the world leaping roof from roof. I was so close to getting outta here until I was blocked by Guy who thinks it's okay to sit on people's heads. {AKA in case you forgot, tobi.}
"oh gawd it's you. Where's the rest of the creeper club?" the he took off his swirly mask and said to me
"awww, is that any way to talk to an old friend?" and I glomped him.
"MADDY!" I screamed and glommped him. He stiffened in my hug but then softened immediately.
"Where have you been? Why do you look so young?" I shot him a dis-beliving look.
"I should be asking YOU that! According to my kick-azz awesome math skillz, you so supposed to be looong dead!" well… I see a re-occurring pattern here…
Apparently a lot of people I know are supposed to be dead… then I heard familiar shouts. "I need go. But remember, I will be watching." His eyes flashed red for a split second before disappearing into the far off trees.
I turned around and met with Rude orange dude, Bubblicious and Face. They were all smiling at me.
"ehhh… sup?" and Rude orange dude yells in an overly enthusiastic voice "I'm Naruto Uzumaki, next hokage! And team seven will be your friends!"
I see Bubblicious face palm and Face still keeping his smile.
Annnddd doooone! Im trying to get the romance In there!
Kou: WHY IN THE MONKEYZ IS THE JACKY TWINS HERE?
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