"Ianto, got a minute?" - Again
As you liked the first one, try another ...
"Ianto, got a minute?"
"I suppose."
"Good, I need a hand."
"Not this again!"
"What?"
"Is your stapler broken?"
"No, my stapler is working just fine, thank you."
"PC? Mobile?"
"What about them?"
"Are they broken?"
"No, I don't think so. Should I try them?"
"No."
"Then why did you ask about them?"
"I thought that's why you wanted to see me."
"No. I always want to see you, Ianto, surely you know that by now."
"Then what do you want?"
"Don't you want to see me?"
"Not right now."
"Why not?"
"Because I'm busy. Now, what do you want?"
"I need a hand."
"You said."
"Did I?"
"Yes, when I came in."
"So I did."
"Well?"
"Well what?"
"What do you want, Jack!?"
"I need a hand, your hand."
"Oh God."
"No, I'm Jack, though you can call me that if you like."
"What do you want?"
"You don't want to call me God?"
"I'll call you anything you like if you'll tell me what you want!"
"I need a hand."
"Give me strength!"
"Yes, you'll need that."
"What?"
"Strength."
"Why?
"I can't do it alone. It's too big."
"Too big?"
"Yes, I can get my hand round it but I can't get enough pressure."
"You are the limit!"
"Am I?"
"Yes. Archives. Now!"
Jack followed Ianto to the archives. He almost forgot the papers and the hole punch.
I have thoughts for another couple, anyone got any suggestions for more?