A/N: Funk time. Not really a good episode… so this isn't really good. But anyways…

One more chapter until season 1 is done! I might take a day or two break before I start posting season 2. Idk yet.

Disclaimer: I live in Canada therefore I do not own Glee since RM is in LA.

Kurt Hummel: Jesse's gone!

[Finn Hudson, Santana Lopez, Quinn Fabray and 10 others like this]

Santana Lopez: Thank god. I don't think I could have put up with him any longer.

Jesse St. James: Wow thanks

Finn Hudson: No one really liked you expect Rachel. You totally came here to spy.

Jesse St. James: I did not! I liked Rachel, I wanted to spend more time with her but things changed.

Quinn Fabray: Kurt you should delete him. He can spy now.

Kurt Hummel: I'll block my status so he can't see it.

Jesse St. James: So you don't trust me?

Mike Chang: Not at all.

Rachel Berry: I want Jesse to get eaten by a lion.

Santana Lopez: Oh, I like this side of Berry.

Kurt Hummel: I'm so depressed I've worn the same outfit twice this week

[Noah Puckerman and Santana Lopez like this]

Finn Hudson: I can't believe they toilet papered our choir room!

Mercedes Jones: That number they did was fantastic.

Artie Abrams: Yea, I'm so depressed too.

William Schuester: Don't be so depressed guys. We can't let them get to us; we gotta get them back with something harder.

[Finn Hudson, Noah Puckerman, Santana Lopez and 4 others like this]

Noah Puckerman: That sounded kind of wrong.

Artie Abrams: *ignoring Puck* I like this idea.

Noah Puckerman: Hey wheels! Don't ignore me, I'm too awesome too ignore.

Mercedes Jones: HAHA! Wait you serious?

[Santana Lopez, Quinn Fabray, Brittany Pierce and 4 others like this]

Brittany Pierce: The joker is serious.

Mike Chang: Wow, I'm surprised Brittany knew some Batman.

Brittany Pierce: I love him! He flies, he's my hero. I want to fly! I should try to fly…

Santana Lopez: Woo, Uh Brit don't try anything stupid.

Brittany Pierce: I'm not. I have a cape and I'm going to jump off my roof.

Santana Lopez: :O Okay I'm coming over. Don't jump!

Brittany Pierce: Okay! I'll wait.

Kurt Hummel: Wow Noah and Finn that was a good prank

[Noah Puckerman, Finn Hudson, Santana Lopez and 3 others like this]

Noah Puckerman: It was badass.

Finn Hudson: Yea, but now we have to pay it back by getting a job.

Quinn Fabray: You both need to get jobs sooner or later.

Noah Puckerman: Working sucks.

Jacob Ben Israel: You suck.

Noah Puckerman: Really? That was horrible comeback.

Santana Lopez: Hey, Puck. Read his comment again.

Noah Puckerman: Okay…Omg! I'm going to kill him.

Santana Lopez: Works for me.

Tina Cohen-Chang: Even though no one likes him. Just don't kill him.

Kurt Hummel: Now Noah you know how I feel with those comments.

Noah Puckerman: Yea but it's funny on you. Not me.

Quinn Fabray: I found it pretty funny.

Finn Hudson: Yea, me too.

Noah Puckerman: Shut up.

Kurt Hummel: Funk.

[Mercedes Jones, Quinn Fabray, Noah Puckerman and 4 others like this]

Mercedes Jones: Don't worry guys. I'll bring this.

Quinn Fabray: I can totally do Funk too. I'm pissed and have soul. My life is horrible right now.

Mercedes Jones: Okay Quinn, if you believe you have "funk"

Quinn Fabray: I do!

Mike Chang: Riiiight.

Noah Puckerman: My line dude.

Mike Chang: Deal with it.

Noah Puckerman: :O

Kurt Hummel: Wow, what idiots. They egged Rachel.

Mercedes Jones: Even though Rachel annoys me. They had no right to do that.

Noah Puckerman: Yea. We have to show them we aren't afraid of their bullying.

Artie Abrams: With Funk.

Noah Puckerman: Yup. They can't beat us.

Kurt Hummel: Just did "Give up the Funk" they looked shocked.

[Noah Puckerman,Rachel Berry, Quinn Fabray, and 12 others like this]

Mercedes Jones: Damn right. We owned them. They could never do funk.

Noah Puckerman: They will never beat us at regionals now.

Rachel Berry: That was amazing also, Kurt that was really you in the beginning?

Kurt Hummel: Yes! That was me! No one believes I can go that low. But I can.

Quinn Fabray: That's amazing.

Rachel Berry: So that's makes you a countertenor?

Kurt Hummel: Yep.

Santana Lopez: Damn, Rachel has competition.

[Mercedes Jones, Tina Cohen-Chang, Brittany Pierce and 7 others like this]

A/N: Thanks for reading! Reviews are lovely! :D Hehe.