WARNING: Fight scene up ahead.
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Remnant, Joseph's POV
The next day arrives.
Monday.
Joseph felt like Yang was avoiding him for some reason but he didn't really took it seriously.
"JoJo! When are you gonna show us the next Pillar Man fight?" Jaune asked rather excitedly as they walk to class.
"Oh, hold your horses, maybe Friday night? Sound cool to you?"
"I was hoping a little sooner... But hey, I'm not complaining."
The Joestar suddenly feel more motivated. He isn't having personality swings anymore. Atleast not for now. Although he can't summon his repair ability to fix that door his stupid spirit broke, and his door is being fixed today, he didn't let it ruin his day.
'Say, for a fight loving school, the only fight I have been on is with that asshole Winchester guy. And it's not even a proper fight.' he entered the classroom hearing whispers about "That's the guy who beat the crap out of Team CRDL's leader."
Joseph smiled 'Atleast I'm getting the respect I deserve... Even though I feel like an old school guy at the time. I guess you could say I schooled him good!' he chuckled at his thought which creeped out the two guys whispering about him.
"He is a psycho..."
-later that day-
He watched as Weiss spared against Yang, Weiss looks like she has the upper hand but Yang is taking her hits like a champ.
'Huh, I will volunteer as soon as their fight ends, I wanna fight somebody.' Joseph smirked as he had his clackers on his pocket.
"Whoo! What a good fight! Sorry if I got a little overboard Weiss, it's a good stress relief." the blonde says as she helped her teammate up. "It's fine, I'm surprised I didn't end up worse." the heiress replied.
"So, we still got time left, who-" Joseph raised his arm cutting Goodwitch off.
"Mememememe! Pick me, miss!"
"Ahh, of course. Who wants to-"
"Mememememe! Pick me, maam!" Ruby yelled as she raised her arm.
"Oh, well ready up your scrolls."
The two did as they're told.
Goodwitch saw Ruby's and it was all fine while Joseph's was not to say the least, causing her to raise her eyebrow.
"What's wrong Miss Goodwitch?" the girl asked.
"Nothing. Take your positions."
-few minutes later-
"You sure about this, Ruby girl? I'm not afraid to hit a woman!" Joseph smirked. "Hehe, it's fine Joseph, so am I."
Joseph was about to take it as an insult then he remembered that he used to be a beautiful woman.
Goodwitch started the match.
Ruby readied her Crescent Rose.
Joseph started breathing to set up his clackers but not suprisingly he can't use his ripple.
"OH COME ON! I CAN USE IT EARLIER! WHAT GIVES?!"
Ruby scratched her head. "Huh?"
"Nothing, nothing..."
'Alright, my plan is fucked. Off to plan B...'
"Here I go!" Ruby exclaimed as she charged with her weapon.
'BACK AWAY!' Joseph fucking ran.
'Okay, what weird ass ability I have now...'
"Hemmmmmm..."
Ruby raised her eyebrows as she chased him.
'Okay, I got the lightest voice. So if I'm correct it should be...'
He turned his buttons to bees which flew towards Ruby.
"OHH NO!" he heard her scream as she came to a halt and try swatting the bees away.
"Hey that's my line." Joseph turned around and made the bees flew up.
He turned them back to normal and watch the buttons fell on Ruby's head. "Owowowowow!"
The Joestar grabbed his collar and did his uncle's pose.
"I, Joseph Joestar, have a dream!"
Goodwitch blinked. "Well that's interesting..."
'Okay, so I have to touch things that I want to turn into living beings...' he thought as he observed his opponents.
He grabbed his clackers.
His eyes then widened as Ruby turned his scythe to a gun.
'Oh right... They can do that.'
BANG*
The girl wasn't really aiming at him, she was aiming at the ground to make him feel disoriented.
'She was a bad shot. Now!'
He threw his clackers at her.
"Oh no you don't." she cuts it from the middle as Joseph's eyes widened. "You shouldn't have taught me that rope trick JoJooo!" she boasted as pieces of the clackers fly past her.
She zoomed in and hit Joseph with the brunt end of her Crescent Rose and slap him with the side of the scythe's blade.
She sent him stumbling with a kick.
"BWAAA!!" Joseph held his gut spitting blood.
Ruby smiled at him. "Well, sorry JoJo. But I won't hold back!"
"Your next line is going to be: Time to end this match early."
"Time to end this match earl- Huh??" she looked above expecting the clackers to be there like when he demonstrated it.
"Take a look behind you, sweetie." she turned around to see four bats flying and creeping her out.
"Baaaaats?!"
Joseph took the cue to run towards her.
"It was supposed to be two but since you cut the clackers in the middle, 2x2=4! Nananananananananananana-" he punched her in the face "BATMAN!"
"Oof!" Ruby stumbled a few feet away.
Joseph smiled "I'm always a step ahead of you, girl! But I hope you learn a thing or two about I don't know- not rushing head first?"
"Oh ho, no more niceties, it's not over yet..." she used her semblance to run around Joseph, then cutting him multiple times. "Ow! Oh n- Ouch!" Joseph screamed trying to punch her away.
"Say goodnight!" she said as she readies her scythe to smash Joseph with the wrong, blunt end of the scythe.
"Goodni-AUGHH!!" the Joestar screamed as he was knocked the fuck away.
"It's gonna take more than that to pierce my aura, JoJo!" she smiled victoriously.
After JoJo lay motionless on to the ground, Goodwitch stood up and said "I declare the victor to-"
"Stop!" Joseph yelled as he struggled to get up.
The girl readied her scythe, seeing as Joseph is not to be underestimated, she got in to a stance.
Expecting the unexpected.
But she didn't expect Joseph to sing.
"Row row row your boat gently bloody stream~" the bleeding Joestar sang.
"Wha-"
"If you see a crocodile, don't forget to scream~" Joseph pulled a Jotaro pose as Ruby's scythe turned in to a fucking saltwater crocodile.
"WOAHH MY GOSH!" Ruby yelled as she used her semblance to get out of the way before the animal crushed her.
'You hit me with your weapon, dummy... I just used it to my advantage.' the Joestar thought as he stared at the surprised girl and the surprised crowd.
"RUBY! REMEMBER WHAT ALL THOSE TRAINING SESSIONS ARE FOR!" he heard Yang yelled from the crowd.
"Oh, right!" the girl readies in to a fighting stance.
Joseph just smirked cockily "Oh please, as if a little girl can beat me in a fist fi- OOF!" his mouth was shut when a fist collided on her face.
He tried to hit her back but he was bleeding and she was really good at parrying punches.
"Hey, let me try my new super move on you!" she said excitedly.
"Wha-"
She used her semblance and ran around him to punch him in different angles.
This was too much for Joseph, all he can touch is her rose petals.
The Joestar finally fell down for the count. "Oh no..."
The class cheered, awed by the amazing fight. Yang cheered the loudest, very proud of how her hand to hand training made her sister stronger... Also that she was a little salty about Joseph.
Glynda sighed and declared "The victor is-"
"W-Wait!" the muscular boy weakly said.
Causing everyone to be surprised.
"N-Now you'll say: Give it a rest JoJo, I don't want to hurt you anymore..."
Ruby sighed and said "Give it a rest JoJo, I dont want to hurt you anymore." she then gasped as Joseph pointed at her and simply said "Cockroach."
"What?" Ruby then shrieked when all the rose petals and her gloves turned to cockroaches. "Gaaaahh! I yield! I yield! Make it stop!"
The woman in charge blinked, she was surprised but at the same time she is not. That boy outsmarted his world's ultimate being after all. But seeing that JoJo looks fucked up she declared it a draw.
Ruby collapsed to the ground in exhaustion as her stuff returned back to normal. "That was a good fight, JoJo..."
"You tell me... I can't feel my everything." he replied.
"Oh shoot, sorry!" she sat up as the rest of her friends arrived to help them up...
FIGHTING GOOOOOOOOOLD!