Chapter 19- Bizarre as Typical Part 4

Miyu

"That's a good idea," Norway stood up, nibbling on Denmark's arm.

"Haha, let's go!" Denmark laughed as he dragged Norway with him. Perhaps it was a good time to make up with some Swedish meatballs. Yet, that oddly wrong idea again made it's way into Denmark's seemingly complex mind again. If you're claiming him to be stupid, I can just name you all the things that Denmark has contribute in the world. Like the Danish.

"What do you want to eat there?" Norway asked, slightly concerned at the unresponding Dane.

Denmark's thought process at 50%

"Do you not know?"

Denmark's thought process at 99%

"Are you even listening to me?"

100% Complete

Denmark's mind clicked.

"HOW ARE WE SUPPOSE TO GO TO IKEA IF WERE THE ONLY ONE'S ON EARTH?"

This was the observation of a genius.


"Back to the question, are you gay?" Sebastian asked, receiving a full-on fist punch to the face. The rage of the British Empire was certainly nota good thing.

"Bloody demon butlers," England sighed, getting a headache from all this.

"Oi, you brat, how the hell are we suppose to get out of here?"

"I don't know. Why not make a time traveling tele booth?" Ciel responded, pressing his ears to the wall to find the voices again.

"Il a raison," France made his point, stuck on the ceiling.

England rubbed his temples in frustration.

"I need my cup of tea."


"Fufufufufu!~"

Hungary was in bliss reading her PruAus doujin. Apparently Prussia loves to go to Fucking, Austria. Again, this is all up to your colorful imaginations, boys and girls.

"Fufufufu... wait it a minute! We should be trying to get out of here!" Hungary realized, standing up and epicly throwing the dubious material away.

"Kiku!"

"Hai?" Japan responded, taking his eyes off his psp.

"Where the hell did you get a psp?"

"I wished for it. My girlfriend just stabbed me again."

"Why?"

"I brought her apple juice when she wanted orange juice."

Hungary was dumbfounded. This wasn't the time to win the hearts of bi-polar moe girls. They were supposed to get out of here!

"I also have Hotaru," Japan held up.

Few hours later...

"Elizaveta-san, you've caused the floor to be become red."

"Like I care," Hungary said, laying in her own puddle of blood.

Btw, Kiku's game is called Tokimeki Memorial Yandere's side. On sales in promotion with the 2024 Olympics.


Siege of Yorktown October 19, 1781

The rain was pouring hardly on the silenced battlefield. There stood the two main opponents, bloody and teared, meeting their victory or defeat. This is a story of winners and losers.

"We are the champions!~ We are the champions!~ No time for losers!~Cuz we are the champions!" America sang cheerfully, doing his victory dance with the rest of his army in front of the kneeling England on the ground.

"First, of all, that's my lyrics. And THEY DO EXIST!" England choked and sobbed as he kept denying America's statement.

"Bro, let me take you to you to a mental hospital."


Moral of the story: Imaginary friends whatsoever do not exist. And V FOR AMERICA!

*Hotaru- a homo-ero dating sim. So gay, you can't even consider it yaoi.