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MAH STOMACH HURTSES!

Disclaimer: Acid monkey

The party at Foalys raged on throughout the night. Sari devoured popcorn and scared people, Magi listened to her favorite songs and ranted about great pairings and Shari looked for Captain Jack Sparrow and tried to stop Corky from eating all the food. Harriet and Jay, however, were nowhere to be seen.

SUDDENLY, FOALY WOKE UP AND THEN SLINKO GOT TIRED OF WRITING THIS CHAPTER AND SHE WENT TO GO READ FANFICS ABOUT HER FAVORITE ARTEMIS FOWL PAIRING THAT NOBODY PAYS ANY ATTENTION TO!!!

erm anyways...So yes. Foaly woke up from blacking out. He looked around.

"What the? When did all these people get here?" He mumbled. Sari walked up to him with a soda.

"Oh ya. We're throwing a huge party. But that's okay with you right?" She asked. Foaly looked thoughtful.

"Okay. As long as you didn't invite Opal." He said. Sari was silent.

"...don't worry, I didn't invite her." She said. Foaly grinned.

"Well then I guess-" began Foaly, but he was cut off by blasting music.

Granted ALL the music was blasting, but this music was even more so. I had a cool dream last night. :)

The song began to play and instantly everyone knew what song it was, and who selected it.

It was the Animaniacs themesong. And Sammy had somehow gotten a hold of the stereo.

Sari put her head in her hands. If there was one person in thw world that was even less mature than she was, It was Sammy.

"YAY ANIMANIACS!!!!!" sammy screamed.

Keep in mind that Sammy is eligible to vote.

Anyway, Sari flew over to Sammy.

"Sammy, why are you playing the Animaniacs theme song? " sari mooed.

"Well , Spongebob, if you must know, It's because it's cool." Sammy replied.

"WHY DO YOU CALL ME SPONGEBOB!?!"

"Cuz!" sammy said, and she promptly flew away.

Meanwhile at Harriet and Jay...

"oh jay!"

Ermm...Meanwhile back at the party...

The partying continued long into the night. Here is a short summary of what happened

Pandas in bakinis danced into the night, Harriet and Jay had fun, several Goats were sacrificed to the party gods, Edward Elric shaved his head, Magi discovered that life is like a grapefruit, Shari and Sari complained about chickens eating ham, and Foaly forgot his own name.

"What's my name again?" asked foaly. Sari rubbed her hands together evilly.

Sari was about to say that Foalys name was Flarpinhassertagoofynuganforshizzilitisacurtipulishtamoonokakurtaloofadoofmahfoshnaglebungienerfinggurglefat, but she was interrupted by someone flying in through the window.

They were tallish, had mousey-brown hair and their eyes were a sort of Hazel colour. Actually, the eyes were more of a green/blue grey orangey colour.

"HOLLY AND TROUBLE SHOULD TOTALLY MAKE OUT!" screeched the person whom we shall now call scarily obsessed.

A cloud of darkness materialized near by scarily obsessed. Magi was in the center of said cloud. She slowly turned to Scarily obsessed and glared daggers at her.

"What did you just say?" Magi asked. Scarily crossed their arms.

"I said that Holly and Trouble should totally make out!" Scarily clarified.

"NO! ROOT AND HOLLY SHOULD TOTALLY MAKE OUT!" Bellowed Magi. Scarily narrowed their eyes.

"TROUBLE AND HOLLY!"

"ROOT AND HOLLY!"

"TROUBLE AND HOLLY!"

"ROOT AND HOLLY!"

"TROUBLE AND HOLLY!"

"ROOT!"

"TROUBLE!"

The fight was escalating at a dangerous pace. Luckily, Harriet walked over to stop it.

"I thought you and Jay were 'busy' " Magi said.

"We're not anymore." Harriet giggled. Jay walked by without and clothes on while whistling. Later, Shari would hit him and tell him to put pants on.

"But you guys shouldn't argue about who Holly should get paired with." Harriet said.

"Why not?" asked scarily.

"Because they can have a threesome!" Harriet laughed.

Eveyone beat Harriet up for being a pervert.

"What's my name!?" Foaly cried.

MY EYES ARE THE EXACT SAME COLOUR AS SCARILY OBSESSED. SERIOSLY. LOOK AT THEIR PROFILE. THAT IS MY EXACT EYE COLOUR.

Erm..anyways...

The end draws near my loyal reviewers! Soon it will be time to finish Chaos in Haven and begin the sequal! And now I shall reveal the name of said sequal.

Drum roll please! (drum roll)

(Pulls little slip of paper out of envelope)

The title for the sequal for Chaos in Haven iiiissss...

CHAOS IN FOWL MANOR!!!! (insane clapping and cheering)

review damnit.