Disclaimer: I do not own Harry Potter.
Voldemort woke up the next day, refreshed and delighted at his new idea. He had the perfect plan to win McGonagall's heart back. (Forgetting that he never had it in the first place) He had to go tell the boys. He was so excited he ran downstairs, without combing his blond locks!
"Hey, Wormtail, Snape, Malfoy guess what?!"
"You're going to cut your hair?" asked Malfoy. (He's been a little bitter ever since Voldy got better hair than him.)
"You're going to finally follow the plot of the series and try and kill Harry Potter?" asked Snape
"No way, I gave up on that dream in book 5, plus who would take his spot in Wednesday night Bingo?"
"Good point," said Snape,
"I never did finish the 5th book, it was too long," said Wormtail.
"Yeah, I only read the cliffnotes, but seriously guys. We, meaning all of us, are starting a ROCK BAND!"
This idea was brilliant. He would surely get McGonagall, or at least Hagrid. Yes, he could stand Hagrid.