The Twilight Twenty Five Tales

by rhpsfaerie

A series of drabbles and one-shots written for the Twilight Twenty-Five Challenge. 25 prompts, 25 tales, 3 months to finish. Let the sexy times, fun, angst, and pain ensue.

21. Chapter 21: Worship

The Twilight Twenty-Five

Prompt: Worship

Pen name: rhpsfaerie

Pairing: Jessica and Lauren

Rating: K

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"I call this meeting of the Edward Cullen Fan Club to order," Jessica said to the room full of girls. "I am Jessica Stanley, president, and this here is Lauren Mallory, vice-president. Let's go over our mantra, ladies."

The group of girls nodded and began to speak in unison. "Edward Cullen is a god among mere mortals. No member shall ever speak, touch, or date him without another member present. We must preserve his god-like status and never taint him in any way. And most of all, we must destroy the evil harpy Isabella Swan and save his soul. Amen."