Tourney of the OCs
Chapter 21: Deception
SECRET SUNDAY UPDATE!
"So how are we gonna turn me back?" Sean asked.
"Why do you want to turn back? Vampires are awesome! Well, except those Twilight ones, those totally suck ass" Hal turned from the tv.
"Oh, I hired some people to take care of that... That'll teach that bitch Nightmare about biting my neck!" Samantha chuckled evilly.
"Hm... Maybe I should go apologize for turning Sean... And maybe kill that bitch Samantha while I'm at it" Nightmare sat on her bed and continued to work on her Samantha voodoo doll kit she got from a Pimp Daddy. Solleana was currently out of the house, probably thinking of ways to lure Sean away from the safety of his house so she could eat him, buy more overly revealing clothing, or robbing the boys.
"Soon, Sean, we can be together forever!" Nightmare hugged her framed photo of Sean screaming at the sight of her tightly, when there was a few knocks at the door.
"I'll be back soon!" She kissed the photo, placed it on her nightstand, and went off to answer the door.
"Whats her deal?" A light blonde haired, light green eyed boy poked his head out of the large collection of her dirty clothes and undergarments.
"SWEET! FLOOR ICE CREAM!" He dove back underneath the clothing pile again.
"Hello? OH SHIT!" shrieked Nightmare when she opened the door. Every single fictional vampire hunter imaginable was standing at her doorway, including Blade, Buffy, Rayne, Alucard, all the Belmonts, you name it.
"NO! I JUST TURNED MY LOVE INTO ONE ALSO! I was going to wed him and kill his stupid girfriend!" Nightmare braced for her quick death, which would be pointless since she would respawn soon.
"Hm... What's this?" The little boy came out of the clothing pile with one of Nightmares bras strapped to his head, holding a poster of said story.
"Tourney of the OCs? Sounds retarded as 'The Tester 3'!" The boy rolled up the poster, tossed it into his backpack, and headed off into a portal.
"See? Problem solved" Samantha listened to Nightmares screams of pain.
"Now! Watch in amazement as I transform back into my regular self!" Sean raised his arms up while everyone looked at the pyro. The dramatic music cued up, everyones continued zooming in on Sean...
And he only let out a fart.
"HEY! I'm supposed to be back to normal!"
"Oh, you have to wait a chapter for vampirism to wear off" Jeff said from the couch, his arm over Valethrons shoulder.
"How in the name of Merlins beard do you know that?" asked the vampire Sean.
"D-Man just said so on 'Lifestyles of Dededeman!'!" Jeff pointed to the tv.
"And next chapter on Lifestyles of Dededeman! What's with the bricking?" The poorly drawn author yelled from the screen.
"Also, Duncan, you forgot to deliver me my twenty thousand bottles of laxatives! Its the only way I can continue writing these horrid chapters! Get me some more now, or else" Dededeman yelled at Duncan from the tv.
"Oh yeah? Well, I don't feel like moving" Duncan flipped him off. The tv screen smashed open as a giant warhead firing minigun came out of it.
"IF YOU DON'T START MOVIN' I'M A GIVE YOU ALL A SHOOTIN'!" Duncan flew off as fast as he could.
"Seriously, has anyone seen Cha Cha? He should be hiding in Alexias hair, going through Janets underwear, or practicing the Team Rocket motto with Kayanba" asked Hal.
"I hope this wears off soon... I tried to bite Blaze... Yeah, Lena, Lupus, and Leo weren't happy with that at all..." Sean showed his frozen hair, bite marks, and bruises.
"Dammit Sean! Were out of food again! Fuck!" Samantha slammed the fridge with immense anger.
"But I just restocked it after your eating frenzy half a hour ago!" Sean defended. Samantha lifted him up by his shirt collar and brought his face close to hers.
"I HAVE FUCKING TWINS INSIDE ME! THEY EAT MORE THAN YOU AT A CHEESEBURGER CONVENTION!" Samantha started shaking him violently.
"No! I don't feel like it!" Sean suddenly heard upbeat and cheerful music.
"Pwetty please, Seanie?" Samantha began making probably the cutest face in the world.
"Uh... Um..." Samanthas cute look began moving closer towards Seans confused one.
"Oh shit! She's using the boi face technique!" Jeff looked away from the new show on tv, Lifestyles of Robotniks Pingas.
"Pwetty please? With a big cherry on top? And a side of sprinkles?" Samanthas nose was touching his.
"FINE! I'LL GO! JUST STOP WITH THAT LOOK! IT's SO ADORABLE!" Sean backed away and attempted to rub the cuteness away from his eyes.
"Thank you, honey! Make sure you get the shrimp, because otherwise" Samantha grabbed him by his neck and brought him close.
"I'll eat you and everyone else in here" She said in a demonic voice.
"Why us?" asked Eclipse.
"Nah, I'm just joking! I'll probably will only eat Hal and Jeff also" Samantha turned back to Sean.
"But how will you eat us?" the trembling Hal asked.
"With some Tempura Bombs I pocketed from Pit" Samantha held the bombs out to prove it.
"BUT IF YOU EAT ME, I'LL BE FINISHED!" Samantha smacked her boyfriend over the head when he made a troll face and said that.
"JUST GO AND GET SOME FOOD!" Samantha pushed Sean out the door.
"Jeez... She's mad when she's hungry..." Sean thought, rubbing his forehead and heading down to the grocery store.
Somewhere...
"Have we lost the monsters yet, Cha Cha?" Kayanba asked, rubbing his helmet of sweat.
"Yeah... I think we ditched them... Stupid Duncaroos... Thinking Alexias a sheep and pulling wool over her face..." Cha Cha thought aloud, looking up at the place they were in.
"Where the heck are we's anyways?" The area Cha Cha and Kayanba had unknowingly escaped to was a beach, but a beach nothing like the one back at OC Town. The beach was covered in dirt and gravel, many bones, broken ship parts, and blood scattered along the shore. The ocean was a deep blood red, with sunken ship masts poking from it's surface. The air was filled with ashes and cinders, floating by the twos heads. Off in the distance was a tower, appearing as it would crumble at the faintest wind, burning brightly. Jagged rocks separated the waters from the ocean, and the skies were blood red and cloudy.
"PSST! YOUNG ONES!" A small meow alerted the two confused Shakalaka children to the water. Floating on a dingy was a small white and brown cat, with big blue eyes, and a paw pad mark on it's belly. On it's head was a sturdy looking iron helmet, looking much like the one from Skyrim, and not to forget his tough looking shoulder pads and mini Magnus Club.
"Chewie! Its been lon-"
"SHHHH! Be quite, children! Look out towards the waters, nya" Chewie loudly whispered to the two and pointed towards the ocean.
Floating on the waters surface was none other than Nega Sean, and levitating in his hands was a large pearl of some sorts. Even from the distance they were, they could see a swirling evil inside of it, moving like it was calling out to be released from it's spherical prison.
"Long ago was the ancient one sent back to it's slumber, but now it shall rise. May it wreak havoc and decay wherever it may go! RISE! KNEADING BLACK DRAGON! GURAN-MIRAOSU!" Nega allowed the orb to hit the water, where it shattered on contact. The ground began to shake violently, and the water begins to boil, so much so that Chewie, Cha Cha, and Kayanba had to climb up onto one of the wrecked ships and off the small rowboat to prevent being melted with it. The creatures head began to emerge from the sea, breaking the used to be calm surface. Fireballs began pouring out of the dragons wings, forehead, shoulders, and body.
"You have summoned me... Why so?" The creatures low and booming voice shook the very earth.
"I have brought you from your slumber to help the Subspace reign supreme! And destroy mankind!" Nega responded, trying to not show any fear or terror.
"I can tell your afraid, small one. The narrator does not lie, most of the time. And I am afraid I cannot help you with your mission. " Guran-Miraosu's voice spoke out.
"WHAT! I MADE DIRK GO AND DO ALL THAT BULLSHIT, AND FIND MY WAY HERE! AND YOU WON'T HELP!" Nega unleashed his anger.
"The fight with the silver haired one long ago has drained my power, even now. I am in no condition to fight. But I can give you a gift" Guran-Miraosu turned back to Nega.
"What is this gift?"
"My soul. But be warned, you may become drunk with the powers I will grant you. Are you sur-"
"YES! I ALREADY AM DRUNK ON MY CHEAP ABILITY! So why should I care now!"
"Very well... You shall relieve the gift..."Guran-Miraosu's body began glowing even brighter, the symbols on its body pulsing in and out from reality as Nega felt the power rush through him. His back began to feel like it was on fire, his palms begins to melt, and his shoulders and forehead felt like they were tearing apart. Two large, rocklike wings tore out of him and shot fireballs from them. His palms split open, revelaing two large volcanic like holes instead, which shot out even more fireballs. And his forehead tore open, revealing a large volcanic like crater in the middle of his forehead, and fireballs spilt from his head.
"I feel the strength!" Nega boasted, laughing at his newfound power.
"So this is what he's up to! I must report this to young master Samantha right now!" Chewie whispered, preparing to head off.
"And before you leave. There is three intruders behind that shipwreck." The dragons tail pushed the the boat the three were using for cover out of the way, exposing them.
"Feel free to test your new abilities on them. I shall return to my slumber once more... I will return and destroy the one that all monsters fear... Someday... I will feast on her corpse..." It finally decsended back into the water, disappearing like Nega does when MLP is around.
"So the flea infested pussy and the two brats. I do have some use with your deaths!" Nega roared into the sky, shaking the foundations of the walls, watching them crumble down the cliff walls, and the tower in the distance toppling over.
"NOOOOOOOO!"
"NYYYAAAAAAA!"
"CHIIIIITTTTTTTT!"
Meteors began descending from the skies, exploding everywhere and leaving behind nothing but smoldering craters. The three were unable to escape as the largest of them all began to head towards them, at a very alarming rate.
"I didn't get to even hug Alexias warm spot!" Kayanba cried.
"HA! I DID!" Cha Cha gloated.
"Nya... You two can't think of anything but killing young Duncan?" Chewie asked, but his question was unable to be answered as the meteoerite was seconds from crushing them all.
"He he he... Let's start pointing some fingers..." Nega flew off with his new powerful wings to his new destination.
"Alright... I'm back! Sam. And I-"
"DID TOU BRING ME THE SHRIMP! ?" Samantha yelled from upstairs.
"Yeah. I didn't know if I should have gotten regular or breaded. So I got both" Sean said.
"I LOVE YOUUUUUUU!" Samantha came running out of their room, literally jumped off the balcony, and glomped him.
"NO! DON'T START A TREND!" Sean screamed while being hugged.
Meanwhile in the Great Forest...
"Intruder inbound! Appears to have the Shaka- Marks of the ancient dragon!" A Shakalaka hollered from the guard tower, sounding the large bell made of Rathalos scales.
"HALT! TURN BACK NOW OR YOU SHALL FACE OUR WRATH!" Two Shakalakas ran up to the man at the gate, carrying a small but very deadly knife, and the other with a paralyzing and poisonous crossbow.
"I demand that I speak to your alpha leader now." The man with purple spiky hair and completely red eyes demanded.
"He has the wings of the old one! The one that took our ancestors homes!" The left Shakalaka noticed the black wings of the ancient dragon on his back.
"You may have the draconic wings of the ancient destroyer-laka. But we will not allow you to step foot in our village." The right Shakalaka spoke.
"Maybe you might change your mind? With this?" the man dropped a large bag on the ground, which poured out well done steaks.
"... HA! What do you think we are? Numbskull! We aren't some Shaka-children, we are the finest picked guards!" The right one laughed at the bag, but noticed his partner was chewing on a steak.
"NO! YOU SHAKA MORON!" the right Shakalaka knocked it away from the left ones hands.
"Hm... Despite being moronic barbarian savages... They seem to have a high tolerance to even Mayas best spells... She spent days working on that spell in the steaks..." Nega thought, watching the two bicker.
"... But I must speak to your king... There is something I must show him" Nega pulled out two objects from his bag, and the two Shakalakas gasped in shock and horror.
"NO! PLEASE! FOLLOW US QUICKLY LAKA! RAISE THE GATE!" The two shouted frantically to the gatekeeper Shakalaka, and sliding underneath the gate when it opened up. Nega followed quickly behind the two, looking around the village at the shocked and scared faces on the women and childrens pumpkin like masks.
"KING GONZORO! WE REQUIRE THAT YOU SEE THIS!" The two guard Shakalakas burst into the largest tent, staring at their leader.
"So... You two allow a outsider into our village, distressing our women and children, and causing a commotion... ALL FOR A LOUSY HUMAN? !" The King Shakalaka, Gonzoro, slammed his fists on his rock desk.
"So this is their leader? How could this thing be considered a threat?" Nega tried to keep his laughter in at Gonzoros burning barbecue spit on top of his head, the big piece of beef that was shaped into a club, and at the two sniveling cowardly guard Shakalakas.
"But it's very Shaka-important!"
"It revolves around the two!" Gonzoro placed the meat club back on it's wall behind his stick throne and placed his hand on his chin.
"Those two... The two who ran off... It's been a long time since they ran off on their own... And for the stupidest reason..."
"Uh... Well, yes. It's about-"
"THEY RAN OFF BECAUSE SOMEONE GOT THEIR NAMES WRONG!" Gonzoro cut Nega Sean off, the spit on his head burning more intensely and making the two guards start crawling backwards.
"GONZORO!" Nega yelled.
"Oh yes, you. Its KING Gonzoro to you, outsider. Now, this better be big stuff. If not, I'll get my men to cut you to ribbons"
"Its... Something you might want to see..." Nega threw the two objects onto the table, and Gonzoro jumped back in shock when they landed.
"They... They were so young... They had great potential to create their own tribes, and have great Shaka families..." Gonzoro almost felt like crying when he weakly picked up the two burnt and black masks of Cha Cha and Kayanba.
"Yes, it was a very dear loss and all... But-" Nega suddenly felt a bone dagger placed at his throat and he was pushed onto his back and to the ground.
"WHO DID THIS! ? WAS IT YOU, YOU HORRID SCUM! ?" Gonzoro stood over Nega, the spit on his head burning greatly.
"No, It wasn't me! But I know who did it!" Nega wiped some sweat from his forehead, since the spits heat was burning so powerfully that it was making him heat up too much.
"WHO WAS IT THEN! SPEAK! OR I PAINT YOUR BLOOD ACROSS THE VILLAGE AND THROW YOUR REMAINS TO THE GIAPREY!" Gonzoro pressed his bone dagger deeper on his neck.
"Let me up, and I'll show you who" Gonzoro slowly got off his neck and had the guards at his tent aim their crossbows at Nega, in case he pulled anything funny. Nega began swirling his arms in a clocklike motion, which slowly began creating a black orb in front of the enraged king.
"The one who did this heinous act is a horrible man." Gonzoro looked into the orb, seeing grey skinned people being set on fire and their screechs in pain as their skin began melting.
"He's a dimension jumper. Constantly screwing with the balance of things" Gonzoro looked into the orb, this time seeing a woman with short black hair, piercing yellow eyes, in a tight very revealing magenta body suit, and wielding two sais, chasing after a silhouette of a man.
"In human tongue, he is Sean. The biggest psycho of mankind" Gonzoro could now see a horrifying image of a blond haired, blue eyed man, surrounded by fire, and holding Cha Chas decapitated head while chuckling evilly.
"No! NO! No more, please!" Gonzoro fell onto his behind, terrified of what he just saw.
"And this is why I'm here. I want you, your army, and the many other surrounding armies around the Great Forest, to come join our ranks" Nega made the orb disappear and slowly helped the traumatized king to his feet.
"And what shall we get in return?" Gonzoro weakly asked.
"Your chance of getting your revenge for the two, a even greater home than this for your entire villages, and serving some irony for that horrible Sean"
"And what happens if we don't feel likes it?"
"Then he will probably come here, and burn your villages and all you hold dear to the ground" Nega explained. "So what do you say?"
"... TO WAR WE SHALL! That man is the biggest example of why we hate outsiders!" Gonzoro quickly ran outside.
"LISTEN, AL OF YOU. WE ARE GOING TO WAR! FOR CHA CHA AND KAYANBA!" The crowd began cheering and giving moral support.
"Eduardo, Yeolin! Go to the other villages and tell them to join us in this war!" The two royal guard Shakalakas nodded, saluted, and ran off to the other villages to spread the news. Gonzoro turned back towards Nega Sean. "Give us the signal of when we shall join you"
"Actually. That won't be necessary" Nega flicked the phone closed. "We finally recruited our last OC. We shall begin today! RIGHT NOW!"
"We shall join up with you soon. I shall accompany you along with a few of my troops to the field of battle. The rest shall arrive later" Gonzoro ran towards some of the militant Shakalakas, rallying them together.
"Too easy..." Nega smirked, watching the armies load up on weapons.
Later...
"GUYS! GUYS! YOUR NOT GONNA BELIEVE THIS!" Zach ran inside, the house, opening the door to see Samantha and Sean kissing on the floor. "How long did you glomp him?"
"I dunno. Why?" asked Samantha.
"Nevermind. Look, get up to the main fort walls, pronto!" Sean and Samantha quickly followed behind Zach.
"Oh good. Looks like you guys made it" Lena said, standing on the fort wall with her toolbox.
"Whats happening? And what's with all the Centurions?" Sean asked, looking at all the Centurions and Fighting Alloys on the wall.
"See for yourself" she pointed out to the fields ahead of them, making Sean do a 'Cereal Guy' face, and Samantha to raise a hand to her mouth.
Marching up to the city gates was a humongous army of primids, as well as a few underworld forces and some familiar, pumpkin mask wearing creatures.
"Shakalakas?" Jeff asked, looking down at the fields.
"Whats a Shakalaka?" Leo asked.
"There like Cha Cha and Kayanba, except more deadly" explained Samantha.
"Sam, get out of here" Sean commanded to his girlfriend.
"Why? You know I can spot weak points in enemies! And-"
"Your pregnant, Sam. If you get hurt, the children will get hurt as well. Now go and get to somewhere safe. I don't want to risk your life and the unborn childrens lives either" Sean explained, getting a simple nod and a kiss from Samantha, before she ran off towards the town.
The Big Primids were banging away on the war drums, boosting the confidence level and strength of the marching troops walking alongside them. Gonzoro rode alongside his troops, on top of his trusty Giadrome mount. Nega rode alongside Gonzoro, as well as his own Subspace and Underworld troops, on top of his own pet Houndoom, named Hellraiser.
"They will learn the true meaning of might, from yours truly" Gonzoro roared, getting some cheers from his surrounding Shakalaka troops.
"The Subspace will rule supreme!" Nega also roared, getting some raised fists and weapons from the Primids.
"GET MORE TROOPS! GATHER MORE OCS" Pit and Dark flew up to the Centurions, sending them off to alert some others of the town about the army.
"Finally... I get to test this weapon!" Sean looked at his Ebony Blade with wonder, and could have sworn he heard a voice whispering to him. The army from the fields blew some war horns, the drumming of the Drummer Big Primids became faster and louder, and the army let out roars.
"And so it begins" Sean thought, watching the army down below, ready to charge and kill them all.
Looks like a big battle is going to start. And if anyone wants to know why I haven't updated in a while. My Xbox data got corrupted, and I had to get all my achievements back...
Including...
Hard to the Core: Beat Dead Space 2 on the hardest difficulty (Meaning that I have to beat a 20 hour story... ON THREE SAVES ONLY!)
Every single Portal 2, Dead Rising 2, and Off the Record achievements
Mile High Club from Call of Duty 4
Peacekeeper: Beat Megaman 9 by defeating the fewest enemies possible
Jitterbug: Beat Megaman 9 in under a hour
Invincible: Beat Megaman 9 without dying (Megaman 9 is also noted to being THE HARDEST ONE OF THE SERIES)
Almost Invincible: Beat Megaman 9 without continuing once
Blue Bomber: Beat a boss in Megaman 9 without getting hit once
and of course...
Untouchable: Go through the entire Kung Fu Panda video game... WITHOUT GETTING HIT ONCE
Also... It is now the time I have to say...
No more OCs can be submitted. But I may make some exceptions.
And also... Just because your submitted OC hasn't appeared yet... Doesn't mean they won't be in it.
And also, I now have a fear of MLP... So I'm gonna go try to hide...
P.S: They are making a movie of 'Clocktower' (From Capcom). Staring Brittney Snow.
And also... The most epic video game ever that I hope will soon release...
PHOENIX WRIGHT VS PROFESSOR LAYTON!
Also, theres a Phoenix Wright movie, that will be coming out in North America.
D MAN OUTTA THIS PLACE! *Runs away crying*