Disclaimer: ...I'm bored and unoriginal, so yeah. I'll put this bluntly. I do not own Hamtaro or any places, characters, whatever from it. The End.
Author's Note: This one isn't even NEAR my best, but the thoughts bothered me until I finally wrote them out. I give you all permission to flame. I tend to burn myself on stuff anyway, ask E24, so thanks.
Four, Three, Then Two
Cappy's POV
Girls are silly things. They laugh at dumb stuff and cry for no reason, just because something is 'so sad.' Tch. They get on my nerves. Girls aren't any fun either. They don't play rough and when they do, they always complain that a nail got broke. They scream and get all close to the boys when something not so scary frightens them and they get mean every so often. They'll go for about three weeks being all nice and cutsie, then turn into yelling she-devils like Mecca is almost all of the time! Why? (sigh) They're so confusing. They're so bratty. They're so…fun to spy on…
To make myself understand the girls at camp better, I watched Bijou, Sandy, Penelope, and Pashmina today. I saw a side of those friends that I've never seen nor want to ever again. It all started this morning after breakfast in the yard by the main office. I hid in a tree to do my 'observing'.
The four were on the far side of camp, so I couldn't hear what they were saying but I could see what was going on. Pashmina was holding the left handle of the jump rope and Bijou held the other as Sandy skipped. Penelope wanted a turn, but none of them left their spots and just ignored her. She got mad and started to yell in protest, which I thought was pretty funny. I don't understand though. Why don't they just take a lesson from us boys and beat the tar out of each other when no one is listening? Finally, Penelope got so fed up that she stomped away from the others to do something funner with better people. I don't think they noticed and felt kinda bad for her. Why would her friends do that? Mine would, but only for a minute, as a joke. These girls weren't kidding.
Well, Penelope wasn't the only one who ran off mad. Apparently, as she did her stupid jumping routine, Sandy was being taunted. I don't know why or what for, but she just stopped in mid-air, turned all red, and nearly tripped on the rope. I mean, I like making fun of Sandy too, and can be really good at it, but I guess Pashmina kicked my butt at that because she was marched right up to and hit on the head by Sandy as she ran off, of course, crying.
As Pashmina cried herself, Bijou walked over to comfort her. They stayed in their little niche for a while as I wondered where the other girls were. Surely, Candace or Josie could settle things. Heck, Mecca could scare them into making up! But, maybe involving more people would end up in more war. I dunno. All I know is that I. Hate. Girls. They're. So. Creepy. I. Wish. I. Didn't. Have. To. Deal. With. Their. Crap! There, I said it and I'm not ashamed of it, either. I don't know what their problem is, or what was going on, but I do know I'm never getting married to one of them. I want to be alone forever if it means I'm safe from them. Heck, I wouldn't even let one kiss me on the cheek! Yuck! I might get infected, anyway. So there it is, if you get what the girls were doing, I don't think I even wanna know. It's probably just another stupid girly thing that boys aren't supposed to understand, anyhow. And what really gets me is that they'll be best buddies all over again like nothing even happened by tomorrow. Ugh, girls…