Episode 19: Kneebiter
"Arthur Philip Dent?" pursued the alien in a kind of efficient yap.
"Er...er...yes...er...er," confirmed Arthur.
"You're a jerk," repeated the alien, "a complete arsehole."
"Er..."
The creature nodded to itself, made a peculiar alien tick on its clipboard and turned briskly back towards the ship.
Wowbagger the Infinitely Prolonged and Arthur Dent; Life, the Universe, and Everything, Chapter 1
The miko was seething. This fact was plainly revealed to Sesshoumaru as the normally incorrigible chatterbox refused to speak to him. It was further made apparent when she attempted to kill him with the force of her glare and mind power alone.
The latter was unduly humorous.
The first three times it occurred.
"Miko."
Evidently, that single word was enough to spur said miko into a torrent of accusations ranging from his apparently questionable lineage-
"Miko."
-to his testicular fortitude.
"Kagome."
"What?"
"We shall return for the half-breed after the ship has run its course, unless you are capable of summoning him in the same manner as previous."
The girl's eyes grew round, as a barely discernable, "oh," escaped her lips.
Excellent. He had given her an idea.
Just what the universe needs.
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