Quality Time Chapter 21: Dinosaur Hunter

Told you guys this one would be up a lot sooner! So who's ready for another chapter *roaring applause*

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Samus stared at the green dinosaur that was on her face, actually on her face.

"I don't know if I should destroy you, or hug you." she said to Yoshi.

"Yoshi!" was his cheerful response. The blonde sighed, she pressed a button on her helmet causing a wiper to appear and wipe the Yoshi off her face.

The little green dinosaur got up and jumped up on Samus' lap, she tried pushing him off but Yoshi took it as a sign of affection and started rubbing his head against her hand.

"This is why I don't like monsters." she unsuccessfully tried pushing Yoshi again. "Seriously get off."

Samus picked him up by the back of the neck and sat him down across the room. Just as she sat back down Yoshi put his tongue on the bounty hunter's helmet and ate it.

Her face changed from shock to anger in a second as she shot up and started strangling Yoshi.

"You damn little green prick!" she yelled "I'm going to turn you and your species into the next metroids!"

Yoshi responded by licking her face, Samus grunted and dropped him. She groaned heavily and put her hands to her head.

"Okay let's calm down," she said to herself "Everything he eats just becomes an egg, you've become an egg yourself fighting him, so your helmet should be fine."

Samus looked behind the Yoshi but didn't see any green polka dotted eggs. She looked around the room in vain ad she slowly realized what was going on.

"You, ate, my helmet." she said slow and deadly.

"Yoshi!" he replied happily. Samus lunged for Yoshi who actually decided to run this time.

"The first time I see you actually eat anything and it's my damn helmet!" she yelled charging her arm canon "You're dead!"

"Oh Yoshi," Palutena suddenly teleported into the room "I came to check on you-" she stopped talking when she realized what was going on.

"Give me one reason I shouldn't end your existence." Palutena lit up her staff. Samus put her laser away and pointed at Yoshi.

"He ate my helmet!" she exclaimed.

"That's no reason to kill him." Palutena shook her head "It'll just come out as an egg."

"Really?" Samus asked sarcastically "Do you see any eggs in here!" she waved her arms around.

Palutena looked around the room and began to laugh awkwardly when she noticed the lack of eggs.

"Well," the goddess stretched the word "I have something that could help you."

Samus raised an eyebrow but motioned for her to go on. Palutena smiled broadly and tapped her staff on the blonde's head.

"What did that do?" Samus asked. Palutena smiled and the bounty hunter suddenly fell to the ground unconscious.

Yoshi walked up to Palutena and nuzzled against her "I love magic." Palutena started petting Yoshi.

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Samus woke up and grabbed her head due to a sudden headache.

"Where the heck am I?" Samus asked out loud. She felt something off about the ground, she looked down and noticed that the the floor and even walls were a mushy pink.

Samus stood up and stumbled on the squishy ground, she looked around and noticed all the random objects scattered all over the place and how sticky her suit was.

"Where the fuck did that crazy woman send me?" Samus fumed. She almost fell again as the area began rumbling, Samus turned around and saw a gigantic piece of cake rolling towards her. She charged her canon and blasted the pastry.

"That damn green ass little-" Samus cursed.

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"What's wrong Yoshi?" Palutena asked with concern as Yoshi grabbed his stomach "You didn't like the cupcake?"

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Samus looked around at all the junk spread around scattered around, ledges, platforms, spikes and other live creatures.

Samus raised her arm canon and loaded it "I guess Bowser's not gonna be the only one with an inside story."

She moved forward and began searching for her helmet.

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"Who's a cute Yoshi?" Palutena cooed rubbing his stomach "You are, yes you are!"

"Yoshi!" he said happily, his stomach suddenly enlarged and just as quickly an egg popped out of him.

"Yoshi?" Palutena asked looking at the egg "Is there something you want to tell me?"

The egg broke and a slime covered Samus hatched from the egg.

"How was your trip" Palutena smiled.

Samus smiled sarcastically "It was great!" she waved her recovered helmet and poured gastric acid out of it.

"I'm glad you had fun." she said and continued to rub Yoshi's stomach

"That wasn't fun!" she yelled "Other M was more fun compared to this!"

"Careful with the fourth wall." Palutena shook her head.

Samus' eye began twitching "I'll break a wall all right." she grabbed the goddess by the neck and side threw her out the window.

The bounty breathed heavily, Yoshi got up and rubbed his head against Samus. The bounty hunter face palmed and recoiled against her slimy hand.

"I knew I should've left this tournament when I could." Samus breathed. She picked up Yoshi and dropped him outside the window "I need a shower." she muttered walking out of the room.

Sprawled on the ground, a floor below, Palutena blew a hair or of her face. "I'm starting to think she didn't have fun."

Questions questions. I want to know how you guys/girls think the room looks like. You won't be wrong whatever you answer, I'm just curious.

That's all for now, see you all next time.

Angelo signing out!