12 September...
It was a quiet, and normal evening in the German town of Flensburg, at the Danish border. Germany was patrolling, wearing black undershirt, green military kacki pants and black combat boots, as in most cases.
Germany knew one thing: Denmark was building a border barrier on the German border. With Lego bricks.
Germany looked at Denmark, who was placing the Lego cubes on the border.
"Hey, Dänemark." he shouted
Denmark responded with anger:
"What?!"
"As I see how you build this wall, soon the refugees would break it down."
But Denmark didn't react. He just continued to build the wall.
"There is a little more..." Den whispered as he placed an another Lego. Several seconds, the wall was complete.
Denmark placed his hands on his waist/sides and said proudly:
"I'm ready! Now, I can be able to protect myself!"
Suddenly, a mob of people, young men, maybe refugees started running and rioting at the German-Danish border. The mob was very aggressive and loud. Most of them were armed with weapons. And Germany was right. These refugees broke down the border barrier, which was just completed.
The wall collapsed and the ruins fell on Denmark. But he was still alive. Den escaped from the ruins. He shouted:
"I'M ALIVEEEEE~"
Germany placed his hand across his face, with a sigh of embarrassment.
The gang were already in Denmark. The personalised Denmark got scared and started screaming for help, trying to stop the invaders. A local woman called the police.
Later, the Danish police came. They managed to detain the refugees. The detained were 8, young men with their 30's. The police started asking them:
"Where you go?"
But the refugees didn't answer. They just stood and kept silent.
"Where you go?" one of the policemen asked.
"Kopenhagen." one of the refugees, 38-years old Arab answered.
One cop ordered to the detainees:
"Lay down."
6 of the men layed down on the ground. Two of them was still standing. One policeman took a gun and shouted angrily:
"LAY DOWN ON THE GROUND!"
The 7th refugee layed on the ground. The last one - still standing.
"HEY!" Suddenly Denmark appeared with his axe.
After this, the last refugee did what the other did.
The Danish police started checking the detained. Several minutes later, the policemen found bladed weapons and materials that could be used to produce explosives. These 'asylum seekers' were pretty suspicious. They would be examined in the court.
On the next morning...
North Italy, Hungary, Poland, Russia and Austria were together. Unlike yesterday, N. Italy looked dissapoined and sad.
"Hey," the big slavic nation called Russia placed his hand on Italy's shoulder and asked "You are ok?"
N. Italy took a deep breath and whispered with his head nodded down and eyes closed:
"I don't know really what will happen next..."
Hungary smiled and added to the Mediterranean nation:
"Oh, don't worry." she hugged him "Do you remember how I raised you when you were little with Austria's help? You should be the happiest nation ever, don't stress yourself. If you do this, you impose your people on it too."
And she was right. After Ancient Rome's fall, North Italy lived with Austria-Hungary, and they raised him as adoptive parents. Veneziano's older brother, Romano was raised by Spain. This is how, S. Italy developed his passion for tomatoes.
Several days later...
It was 19 September. Germany made an army of the European nations, for the upcoming battle. North Italy, Russia, Poland, Hungary and Austria were most in front. Only Denmark was missing.
"Wo is Dänemark, wo is diesem Idiot?!" Germany mumbled as he walked around, nervous.
Suddenly, Denmark bursted from the door. He was holding photos:
"HEY, GUYS!" Den shouted "My police managed to detain the attackers from Iceland!"
"W-what...?" Iceland didn't understand what is going on.
The others just looked at her. The small island nation just closed eyes, took a deep breath and whispered:
"I wish that this didn't happen..."
Norway got worried for Icey. He was about to ask her something, but gave up.
Denmark showed the photos of the perpetrators. England, Ireland, Austria, Belgium, Holland and Prussia joined Denmark in a group and started discussing about it.
"Ha! They are native Icelanders from these with the blue blood." Prussia laughed. This made Hungary mad and she hit him with her frying pan.
Germany stated at the other nations:
"Let's go to the battlefield! The war starts now!"
Germany walked away, and the others followed him. Only N. Italy remained in front of the Training House in Hamburg. Romano looked at him and snapped at him:
"Italia! Come, you little bastard!"
Then N. Italy followed the others.
The nations had to walk a hours. Mostly behind, the Bad Touch Trio - Prussia, France and Spain - were speaking and laughing, with South Italy near to them.
"I'm a really good parent, who is able to protect Romano from everything!" Spain said.
"And if survive this battle, I will be able to flirt" France added. Then England looked at him and mumbled "Stupid-head..."
After this Prussia shouted proudly and loudly:
"AND I'M AWESOME!!!"
S. Italy looked at the three idiots and went to them. The group of nations stopped, staring at the grumpy Mediterranean nation.
"And you, Bastards, what is so funny? That you have perverted and childish behaviour?!"
"Oh hon hon hon~"
"Fu so so so so~"
"Ke se se se se~"
"WHAT IS SO FUNNY?!" the South Italian guy asked.
As he was asking the Bad Touch Trio, Romania took a magic wand and did a magic, which could be funny, but for some - bad and stupid. He turned Romano into Chibi!Romano!
The European nations who were next to S. Italy, especially the Bad Touch Trio started smiling and enjoying the small cute nation. Instead of being cute, South Italy was mad. He tried to punch Prussia in the face, but Spain took him and started speaking gentle words to him:
"El pequeño bebé lindo*! Awwwwww.:
The small nation caught a curl of Spain's hair.
Then Germany came and said:
"Spanien, let's go."
"SHUT UP, MACHO POTATO!" South Italy screamed at Germany.
Several minutes later, the nations continued. Germany looked serious, but strong and proud. Italy scared, Russia - optimistic. Hungary - ready for action. Poland - ready for a battle. Austria - holding a violin, no emotions...
In the background, the Bad Touch Trio along with Chibi!South Italy walked and laughed, except for the little nation. Chibi!Romano was on Spain's shoulders. But he wasn't aware, that on the trees, beside them, there was a group of dark-skinned bandits, who planned to capture S. Italy.
"Phew," Spain added "What a nice day, right?"
But there was no answer. The blacks replaced S. Italy with a dark-skinned teen-bandit, and Spain didn't notice.
"Oh~" he stated "How did you get so big, Ro-" but Spain turned back and his little boy wasn't on his shoulders! Instead, there was a black young dude, who hit him on the nose with a stick. "Ah, you, big flat-nosed, little-eyed, black creep!"
Little Romano was held on the side by his kidnappers on the trees, transferred from a man to a man, from a tree to a tree.
"Hey!" S. Italy shouted "Let go of me!"
Spain started running towards the blacks, telling them:
"Take your flea-bitten hands off my precious baby!!!"
"Come one and get him, you white trash!!!" Blackdude #1 said
South Italy started crying for help.
"SPAIIIIIIIN! HELP MEEEEEE!" he cried out.
One of the Blackdudes standed at a tree and shouted at Spain:
"Ha-ha! A big hothead!"
Spain continued running towards the bandits, still telling them:
"Okay, you guys, you asked for it, I will-" but he fell on the ground "Oh!" the West Mediterranean country murmured from pain.
Spain got up and started chasing the Black-bandits and Romano back and forth on stage, running into trees and other objects.
"That will cool him off" Blackdude #2 added, holding fruits and vegetables.
"Give me back my Romano!"
Two of the Black-bandits held S. Italy's hands and hung him off the tree (cannot explain it)
"Here he is and get him!" the blacks said.
Spain ran towards the bandits, but they fast disappeared. Spain hit against the tree and fell down flat.
"That's what happens when a white cuck try to supreme us!" Blackdude #3 laughed. "They are nothing compared to us!"
Spain got up and showed fists to the kidnappers, like he was about to play box with them.
"Now just try that again, you-"
But he wasn't able to complete his sentence, because the dark-skinned men started throwing fruits and vegetables, mostly tomatoes at him.
"What's that you hit him with?"
"His passion!" the freaks started laughing.
The Spanish guy ran towards the gang, who moved towards a cliff, one of them holding tightly South Italy.
"Turn him loose or I will jerk a knot in your butts!"
The man, who held the small Italian responded to the Spaniard:
"Here is he! Get him!"
Two of the bandits held a rope, shouting "Back up, back up! Faster, faster, faster!"
Then Spain stumbled at the rope and fell off the cliff.
The gang escaped with the little S. Italy, who was crying:
"Spaiiiiiin, help meeeeeee! They are carrying me awaaaaay!"
The European nation continued marching without Spain and South Italy.
North Italy was worried for his brother, Germany had no feelings about. Prussia and France were wondering what happened.
Suddenly, a voice was heard yelling "Holanda!"
Of course, The Netherlands first heard and reacted to the voice.
"Someone is calling me." he said quietly to Belgium and Luxembourg.
He left them to find out, what is going on.
Meanwhile at the cliff where Spain fell off...
Spain was climbing the cliff to get out of the gorge.
Holland still waked to seek for the nation, who called his name and he got closer to that cliff. Spain was still yelling "Holanda!" Holanda!"
Spain climbed up the cliff just in the exact moment when The Netherlands came.
"Holandaaaaaaaaa!" the Spaniard shouted.
Then The Netherlands started screeching in and stood stunned for a while.
Holland turned normal again and started searching for S. Italy
"Romano?" the Northwestern man with spiky hair inquiried "Romano?"
He looked at Spain and asked:
"Alright, what happened? Where is Romano?"
"They ambushed me," Spain answered "thousands of them! I jabbed with my left, then I swung with the right, and then I-"
"Oof, for the last time, what happened to Romano?!" The Netherlands asked angrily.
"I told you! These Third World monkeys took him away!" Spain responded
"Third World..." Holland though and then whispered "Oh, no. King Mamadou..."
Meanwhile far, far away...
There was a huge castle, or more likely ruins in the forest, where the nations were marching, but it was too far away.
The group of blacks that have captured Chibi!Romano entered the stage.
There was music playing, annoying music. On a throne, king Mamadou, who was mentioned by The Netherlands, was sitting. This 'king' was dark-skinned, with dreads, wearing heavy clothes, and an Islamist.
"We've got him, king Mamadou!"
"Man, we have him!" the gang members said.
When the bandits gave South Italy to him, king Mamadou smiled.
"Ha! So you are the grumpy baby of Spain? Crazy..." he laughed
Romano got mad and yelled:
"I'm not as crazy as you are! Let me free!"
The older man got up and told the small nation:
"Cool it, boy. Unwind yourself. Now come on. Let's shake." the king shaked S. Italy's hand "Cousin."
"What do you want from me?" the little grumpy Italian snapped.
But king Mamadou didn't answer. He just threw a tomato at South Italy's face, and a banana into his mouth.
Spain and The Netherlands entered on the stage but they weren't immediately noticed.
"He?!" Holland muttered as he smoked "These freaks kidnapped him to make a circus clown of him?!"
Spain's his fists clenched and he demanded:
"I will tear them limb from limb, I will beat them, I will... I will..." then he started listening to the annoying music, which was played "ummmmmm, yeah, well, man, what a beat!"
The Spaniard started dancing to the music. The Dutch got angry and him and shouted:
"Will you stop that silly beat business and listen?!" Netherlands turned Spain to him (Nedie, his nickname) and told the cheerful southern nation "This will take brains, not brawn."
"And I'm loaded with both" Spain said as he continued dancing.
"Will you listen?"
"Oh, yeah, yeah."
"Now, while you create a disturbance, I will save Romano. Got that?"
But Spain didn't hear Holland. He just danced and walked away.
Mamadou and one of his servants were dancing, while two another black servants held little South Italy, and when Holland reached for S. Italy next to one closed door, Spain bursted from this door and hit The Netherlands with it (the door). Spain was dressed up like a young lady, with a black curly wig, a pink tank top, a skirt, and high heels, but under the skirt, he was wearing his military pants.
Spain and king Mamadou started dancing and singing:
Spain: Hey!
Mamadou: Abba-do-dee?
Spain: With a reep-bon-naza!
Mamadou: Eh ba-daba doy!
Spain: Well-a-la-ba zini
Mamadou: War-la-bop, boor-la-bop
The Netherlands just stared at them, with embarrassed expression.
"Spain, what the hell you are doing?!?!" Holland asked, but nobody answered.
As he danced, Spain's disguise fell off. He didn't notice, and still sang:
"La-bop, boor-la-bop, na-na-na-na..." Spain looked down "Eh..."
"That's Spain!" Blackdude #1 shouted as he pointed him.
"Yeah, that's him! How'd he get in here?" another one asked
When he saw Spain, Romano kind of smirked:
"Spain, that's you!"
Spain took S. Italy and moved away, by running. Suddenly one blackdude took Chibiromano away from Spain's hands and gave him to King Mamadou.
King Mamadou was glad, that he had S. Italy again, but Spain rescued his little boy again, as he hit the black king with a fist on the head and took the young Italian nation away.
Sadly, a second Black-bandit took Chibiromano again and ran away. The second Blackdude wasn't aware, that he was running towards an enemy. He noticed, that Holland was about to kick him and take the small nation, so the dark-skinned guy managed to escape in the opposite direction.
Spain got mad and took a cudgel. He was about to hit his boy's kidnapper, but failed. The Black-bandit escaped, Nedie ran to caught him, but instead, Spain hit him (Netherlands) with the cudgel on the head.
The second black gave the little South Italian boy to king Mamadou again.
King Mamadou started running, but Spain followed him. Spain took away Romano from the evil king's hands and ran away. But that was not the end. A gang of Black-bandits ran towards him with a battering ram. But Spain, Chibiromano and The Netherlands managed to escape, and the gang crashed into the wall of the building. The building started collapsing.
A stone/ruin of the building fell on Spain's head, but it wasn't fatally. Holland was holding Chibiromano.
The three nations escaped in the end. The only thing, that remained was, king Mamadou holding a part of his castle.
The group of European nation was waiting for the three others.
"Wo sind sie? Wo sind sie?" Germany was asking himself.
Later Spain, South Italy and The Netherlands came.
"WHERE YOU WERE?!" Germany asked them.
Spain answered:
"Eh... A long story... But can someone turn S. Italy into normal again, please?"
Then Romania took his magic wand and using his magic, South Italy grew up again.
After this the army continued its trip, Germany being the leader.
Spanish for:
Cute little baby!