I've got a couple more chapters until I continue where I left off. So let me know if you guys have any ideas!
21
"Found one!" Elsa exclaimed, spotting a parking space in the convention's parking structure. "Finally! We've been weaving in and out of these floors for the past twenty min- ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!" As she turned in, we saw a green smart car already occupying the space.
I tried my best to hold in my laugh, she's kinda cute when she's frustrated. I watched as her hands squeeze the steering wheel with some kind of death grip.
"Baby relax." I tell her, planting a soft kiss on her cheek.
"How can you be so calm?! That-That midget car deceived us! It-It's conspiring with the dark side I tell ya! I know it!" She continued to glare at her new found nemesis with clear despise and hatred.
"I don't think shooting laser beams from your eyes is gonna move the car Sweetie. Besides, you should be happy." I turn my body towards her from the passenger seat and move closer. Thank heavens her friend Kristoff has a middle seat in the front of this truck. It might help out with some activities later on during the drive back.
I run my fingers down her right arm, trying to ease her tension. "We're here together on a date. Nothing's gonna ruin today." I smile at her.
She sighs and gives me a small smile. "Sorry Anna. I should've known the parking here would be hell. Forgive me for be crabby. I want this date to be perfect."
"It already is." I give her hand a little squeeze. I almost forgot that we were in a parking lot until I heard a car start it's engine. The both of us immediately turned in the direction of the sound, and saw an SUV pulling out in the isle over.
"MINE! IT'S MINE!" Elsa yelled, as if she were claiming the spot. She floored the gas and drifted her way into the new parking space.
The moment she turned off the ignition I unbuckled my seat belt and went to open my door.
"NO!" She yelled causing me to jump, and turn to her. Her face looked like she was in a panic.
"What's-" I couldn't even finish my sentence because she booked it out the door. I watched her in curiosity as she ran infront of the truck in a hurry. Just as she was about to pass the right headlight…..she fell. My hand went to cover my mouth. Oh my gosh is she hurt?! Ofcourse she's hurt! She plopped to the ground! And it was loud…..
"Elsa!" I rushed out of the car, kneeling beside her. "Are you okay?!"
"Gosh darnit!" She moans out. "I can't do anything right without looking like an idiot."
"What were you trying to do?" I ask, helping her off the ground.
"I-I wanted to open the door for you like a polite gentleman would to their lady." She said, eyes glued to her feet, which were busy shuffling on the screechy floor. Aww, she's embarrassed. My heart swelled for a moment. She really wants to impress me.
I bit my lip, glancing back and forth between her and the truck. After a few seconds, I walked back to the car, opened the door, and sat back in my seat as if nothing happened. She looked at me with confusion, her head cocked slightly to the right with an eyebrow raised. A classic Elsa look.
We locked eyes for a moment and it finally clicked to her. Her face erupted in a huge smile as she marched her way over to me with new renowned confidence. She opened the car door and held her hand out.
I blushed madly and took her hand. Instead of just stepping out of the vehicle, I jumped from the truck's side step and wrapped my arms and legs around her torso.
"Anna!" She yelled as she caught me. "You could've gotten hurt if I-"
"But I didn't!" I exclaimed happily, giving her a chaste kiss on the lips. I only meant for the kiss to be a second or two but Elsa had other plans apparently. I felt my back hit the side of the car, and her lips went to my neck. "S-Stop!" I giggle. "That tickles!" I felt her laugh before she pulled away from me. Without warning, she gave me a big kiss on the cheek. Sound effects included; before releasing me back to the ground. She took my hand and kissed the back of it.
"Let's go on our date." She smiles.
I returned it and pulled my hand away from her. Walking a few paces ahead before turning back teasingly. "Whatcha waitin' for baby? You might wanna hurry along before Clark Kent sweeps me off my feet." I wink and turn back around, swaying my hips. I heard the footsteps behind me pick up speed and smirked. What I didn't expect however, was to be lifted off the ground and carried bridal style. I let out a shriek and hit her chest. "Don't do that!" My heart was racing.
"Hi….the name's Clark….Clark Kent." She says with a goofy smirk. I laughed at her attempt to be smooth.
"You're such a dork." I say, nuzzling myself into her neck as she continued to walk.
"But you like it." She replies, with a huge megawatt smile.
I stared at her dreamily. "Yeah…yeah I do."
LINE BREAK (Elsa)
I never thought I'd say this but….THANK YOU JACK! I would be a complete twig without those intense hockey drills! Yes, that's right ladies, I carried Anna all the way from the parking lot to the Superhero Convention. Cue the swooning over my muscles. Ladies please! Control yourselves…..I don't want Anna getting jealous.
We just entered the building and I feel like I'm in heaven.
"This place is huge!" Anna says, looking all over the place in wonder. "So this is where geeks from all across the world come to unite huh?" she teases.
"Pretty much." I chuckle.
"It's kinda sexy…." She winks.
"Hey no teasing! …..you know what that does to me." Gosh, I'm so lame at defending myself.
"Who said anything about teasing?" she asks, playing with suspenders. This is not a false alarm! I am indeed wearing my suspenders today with my superman shirt. I couldn't just not come to a place like this and not support the GREATEST HERO OF ALL TIME…..Time…..time… "I'm just being honest. Hot dorks are my weakness baby."
"Anna!" I whine. She's doing it again! She's talking in thatvoice! You know, that voice that gets me…. excited to say the least…
"Yes?" she asks innocently.
"You-I-uh…." Why is it that I always forget what I'm going to say around her?
"Come on." She says, tugging my arm.
"Where are we going?" I asked in confusion. I didn't think she knew where anything was.
"You're going to win me a toy." She replies matter of factly. Wow, no pressure there. I doubt the games here are rigged like the ones at that stupid carnival. I mean, one ticket is about $200; it'd be preposterous if they scammed people like that.
"Sure thing! I'll have you know Anna that my accuracy and precision with these games is absolutely remarkable. My hand eye coordination skills have definitely improved since the last time you saw me!" I say proudly, tucking my thumbs under my suspenders.
"So….since yesterday?"
My grin fell. "N-No, I mean since….since-uh my physical activity has increased, due to hockey."
"Yeah, you and sports didn't really get along as much when we were younger." She giggles.
"B-But now they do! Watch, let me show you!" I immediately, drag her to the nearest game station I could find and slapped five dollars on the counter. "Hit me!" I said to the person running the game.
"Umm….okay. What would you like?"
"Your finest round of balls sir! I'd like to win my lady here a gift!"
"Miss….this is a coffee stand. Only thing I could hit you with is a couple shots of espresso, and it looks like you might need it."
"What?"
"Read the sign pal." The barista says, pointing upward.
Carl's Coffee. "Oh." I replied. "Sorry Carl." I could hear Anna trying to stifle a laugh behind me, making my cheeks burn red.
"Carl's my uncle, but uh-I think if you keep going straight and take a left, you'll hit a game stand."
"Thanks…" I muttered in embarrassment, grabbing my five dollars off the counter.
"You should've brought your glasses today Clark." Anna tells me, now letting out her laughter as we begin our walk to the game station.
I glare at her teasingly, but that didn't last, because a smile broke through my face a second later. How could I get mad at her?
"You seem to be enjoying all my mishaps today Miss Arendelle." I tell her, crossing my arms.
"Well you are very swoon worthy so that might be why." She replies cleverly.
"That doesn't make sense!"
"Doesn't have too." She says. "I don't even think you know how funny you are Sweetie. It's absolutely adorable!"
"Then you better buckle in your seatbelt because there's more where that came from." Seriously….atleast this gives me an excuse in case I mess up anymore times today.
LINE BREAK (Eugene)
"Don't do it Al! Don't you fucking do it!" I yelled at the idiot.
"Come on Aladdin, don't be stupid!" Eric said to the boy. "I mean, even Eugene's telling you not too! That's gotta say something!"
"Yeah if the world's greatest dumbass is against it, then you probably shouldn't." Kristoff said, keeping his cool.
"Hey fuck you guys!" I replied to the group. "Are we gonna help a friend or bag on me?"
"Why not both?" Kristoff smirked.
"Not the time to be a smartass Kristoff…."
"Guys…." Aladdin said, finally speaking up. "Do you know how dreadful it is for me? Damn it! Reese's cups are one of the best chocolates on the planet! You know what it's like to never have tried one before?!"
"No, because we've all tried them…" I replied. Yeah, that probably wasn't the best thing to say.
"Exactly!"
"Al, I'm gonna say this again." Eric said. "YOU ARE ALLERGIC TO PEANUT BUTTER! If you eat that your throat's gonna close up and you might die!"
"I always knew you were a bit gay for me Eric." Aladdin teased.
"Dude, seriously. Don't do it." Kristoff said. "You'll regret it, and besides, I really don't want to drive to the hospital right now."
"That AND Elsa has your truck!" Eric intruded.
"Come on, Kristoff isn't the only one with a car." Aladdin fired back. "You've got one too Eric."
"Well it's nearly out of gas. There's no way it'll reach the hospital. Farthest it could go right now is the 711 a few miles down, and even though it has a gas station, I doubt you'd want to wait for me to gas up my car while you're suffocating in the back seat." Well said Eric, well said.
"Bro, you're on the honor roll." I told him. "How is it that you could be book smart but a complete idiot with common sense.
It was quiet for a moment. Everyone was anticipating Aladdin's next move. If it wasn't clear in the beginning, my handsome self and my semi handsome friends are at Eric's place, just hanging out, playing some video games. Everything was going great until fucking Aladdin found a stash of Reese's cups hiding in Eric's pantry. The dumbass thought now, out of all times, would be the time to try this guilty pleasure of his. I'm not gonna lie, I always felt bad on Halloween because Al was stuck eating the shitty candy that old people gave out, while the rest of us indulged on delicious treats like snickers and you guessed it, peanut butter cups. So I guess I could see why he wants to try them so badly, but he's forgetting one small itty bitty thing…..HE'S FUCKING ALLERGIC! Now I don't know about you, but I've seen an allergic reaction before and it's the ugliest fucking thing I've ever laid eyes on. Luckily, me being handsome cancelled out the ugliness of said reaction, however, that swollen face still haunts my dreams. Just don't tell the guys…I want that fear of mine to remain a secret.
"Al…hand over the chocolate." Kristoff said, easing his way towards Aladdin.
"Fuck it!" He yelled, throwing the chocolate in his mouth and stabbing his thigh with the epipen in his left hand.
"Shit!" Kristoff ran into action, holding Al down while Eric tried to force his mouth open. "Spit it out! Eugene, do something!"
Well I guess me being handsome isn't gonna help in this situation. What the hell am I gonna do?! Rapunzel…..her dad's a doctor right? He'd probably know what to do. I whipped out my phone and scrolled down my contact list frantically trying to find her name.
"Damn it Fitzherbert if you're ordering pizza I will beat your ass so hard!"
"Cool it Kristoff, I'm asking for help." I replied, holding the phone to my ear.
"Don't swallow Al because mark my words I will stick my hand down your mouth in take out every piece of peanut butter chocolate!" Eric shouted. Al was still trying to remove himself from their grasp but they had a pretty tight hold.
"What's taking 911 so long to pick up?!" Kristoff asked.
"I'm not calling 911…." Well that would've been a good idea…..
"WHAT?!" Him and Eric yelled.
"Then who are you calling?!" Eric exclaimed.
I opened my mouth to speak but I heard the person on the other side of the line pick up. "Hello?"
"Hey Blondie. How's it goin' babe?"
"RAPUNZEL?! YOU'RE CALLING RAPUNZEL! THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU! CAN'T YOU WAIT UNTIL AL'S FINE UNTIL YOU FINGER FUCK HER?!"
"Kristoff can you just-"
"Uh…am I interrupting something?" Damn she's not even trying to sound sexy but she is.
"What are you wearing right now?" I asked her.
"FLYNN!" No guys, you guessed wrong, the person who just screamed my name isn't the hot blonde on the phone, it's the bulky one who's about to kick my ass.
"Hey listen," I said clearly my throat. "Your dad's a doctor right?" I turned around to the sight of Aladdin coughing out the chocolate. Good thing he didn't swallow it. That's still gross though.
"Yeah. Is everything alright?" She asked. "It sounds like someone's dying."
"Uh…it's something like that…"
"What?! Flynn what's going on? Where are you?!" She panicked.
"Calm down Blondie, I need you to calm down. Everyone here is already so hypertensive so I need you to listen carefully. Aladdin just went 100% dumbass and ate a peanut butter cup-"
"What's wrong with that?" She asked innocently.
"Now's not the time to be cute babe. The problem is that he's allergic to peanut butter and his throat might close up."
She gasped. "Oh my gosh! Does he have an epipen?"
"He just stabbed himself with it the moment he popped that sucker in his mouth. You think your dad has any medication or what not to help him?"
"Flynn you need to take him to a hospital!" She yelled, causing me to pull the phone away from my ear a bit.
"Yeah….about that we don't have any gas." I turned back around to check on the situation to see Aladdin gargling a glass of water. "Can't you bring the medicine here? Besides, he wasn't able to swallow it, he chewed it but the guys forced him to spit it out."
"Okay it shouldn't be that bad then. I'm on my way. Lay him on a couch or something."
"Will do. Thanks sexy, see you in a bit." I couldn't see her, but I knew she was blushing. Yeah…I still got it. But it never left so. Guess I always have and always will be charming.
"Bye Flynn." She giggled.
LINE BREAK (Elsa)
"…and that's why I despise Batman." I told Anna, licking my chocolate ice cream. If it wasn't obvious, Anna and I were eating some frozen treats at a table next to the comic book shop.
"Wow….long story. But….."
"But? Wait why are you saying but? But is not a good thing!"
She giggles. "Elsa just hear me out for a second." I just huffed and slouched in my chair, continuing to eat the delicious ice cream in my hand. "You have to admit, even though Batman doesn't have super powers, for a human, being such a master mind…..He's kinda sexy…"
"WHAT?!" I gasped trying to get air into my lungs. "You-you think he-WHAT?!"
"Think about it-"
"I don't want to think about it." I said. Huh, since when did my eye start twitching?
She ignored me anyways. "He's really smart and has skills all around. Not to mention he's wealthy. And he's not to shabby in the looks department either, a rugged bad boy…" She looks as if she's daydreaming. "I wouldn't mind if he mounted me on the hood of his bat mobile, whispering dirty things in my ear as he pounded me until I couldn't take it anymore. Fuck….then we'd go inside his car and I'd give him the ride of his life behind that steering wheel…"
"Oh shit…." I whispered. She shook her head and locked eyes with me.
"Oh my gosh I'm so sorry! Sometimes I get too carried away with my sexual fantasies." She blushed.
Damn it, I thought I was fine with Hans but now Batman is trying to steal my woman! Curse you! And your super awesome car! …..that Anna wants you to fuck her in….
"You're betraying your Superman popsicle Anna!" I pointed out.
"Elsa I'm sorry!" She laughed. "But believe me, even though Batman's hot, he'd probably be a one night stand in my book, but Superman has my heart."
I still narrowed my eyes at her. "So you go off on how you want to do sexual things with Batman but you only say Superman has your heart. You'll need to do better than that. I need details."
"Ooo I like it when you're bossy…" She purrs, and I just gulped. "Fine, I'll tell you why Superman has my heart…..and why he makes my pussy wet."
Fuck. "Y-Your p-pussy?"
"Mmhm." She smirks. "Not only is Superman hot but he's a nice guy. The kind of guy you'd want to start a family with, you know? Even though all these hoes and sluts throw themselves at him, he still remains faithful to Lois. And that's all a girl could really ask for, trust and loyalty."
A huge grin erupted on my face. "See?! He's not a one night stand!"
"Exactly…" She smiles back.
Don't ask Elsa! Do NOT ask! "But why does he make you wet?" Fuck…you asked. Great job you idiot….
"Huh? So that's what you wanted to hear about." She giggles.
"No! I-I was satisfied with your other answer, but I just-curiosity-uh-"
"Clark Kent is a farm boy. And something about farm boys really, really turns me on." She said lowly. "He could fuck me on a haystack until the sun comes up, fuck me against the barn wall all night."
"W-What would you do for him?" Did I dare ask that question? I don't know how that's possible being that my mouth is completely dry.
"Watch…." She whispered. She slowly swooped her hair over her left shoulder and winked at me. What is she doing? She began licking the Popsicle from the bottom up slowly. Once she reached the top she took the tip of it in her mouth and sucked gently. Oh my….We locked eyes and she made her way down the popsicle moaning all the while. I crossed my legs, hoping that I wouldn't grow a massive boner, but that seems unlikely. Once she reached the bottom she started bobbing her head up and down the frozen treat. The slurping noises definitely weren't helping the situation. She began twisting the popsicle stick in her hand. Her eyes were hooded and filled with lust as she went down on what I wished was my dick. Her moans were getting louder, but it still wasn't loud enough for others to hear. Woah, did she just? As she worked her way back up the stick I noticed one thing, the popsicle was disappearing. She's taking it in her mouth. Fuck she's so hot. I guess I dazed off a little to long because next thing I knew Anna stuck her popsicle stick in my ice cream.
"You are seriously the sexiest woman I've ever met…." I said unknowingly.
She just leaned over the table and kissed me. I felt her tongue in my mouth, and by instinct I sucked it. She let out a moan and forced herself to sit back down.
"I can't get enough of you." She said.
"Ditto."
"So, did I change your mind about Batman?"
"Heavens no!" I responded.
"No?"
"Nuh uh." I replied shaking my head.
"Elsa, Batman is a good guy too. You need to get over this feud you have with him. He kind of reminds me of you in some way."
"What? How?" I asked her.
"He doesn't have any super powers but he's super." She smiles.
I melted under her stare. "Well….I guess he is sort of impressive. He didn't need to have to be injected with anything or come from another planet, he just worked his butt off to be a badass crime fighter…."
"See? He's cool." Anna says.
"Alright alright he's descent okay? I respect him a little more now. But I'm still true to the best super hero of all time and that's the ALMIGHTY MAN OF STEELE…..Steele….steele." yeah, that sounds way better in my head.
"Ofcourse you are." She says, leaning over the table pecking my cheek. "Are you done with your ice cream?
"It practically melted in my hand so yeah, I'm finished." I grabbed the wet napkins at my table and cleaned my fingers off. I know right?! This place offers wet napkins! How amazing is this!
"Let's check out the comic book store." Anna says, backing out of her chair.
"Y-You want to see the comic book store?"
"Well yeah. We're right in front of it and I know you've been dying to go inside."
"You're amazing." I replied with a dreamy sigh.
"I know." She responds, flipping her hair jokingly.
The moment we went in, I ran to the superman comics.
"Wow, everything in is mint condition." I pushed my hands and face to the glass protecting it." I gasped. "There it is! Anna come look!" I said, pulling her down so she was squatting like me. "Do you know what you're staring at right now?"
"Comics?"
"Not just'comics'. THE comic! The one that started it all….Superman's first adventure!"
"Oh wow. It's still around? I assume it's pretty old then."
"It's ancient! It's probably been around since the 1920's or prior." I replied, staring at it in awe. "Isn't it beautiful?"
"How much does it cost?"
"It's gotta be atleast $800."
"Nope." Anna and I looked up, to see an older man behind the glass counter. "$1000."
I didn't think my eyes could possibly get this wide. "$1000?!"
"Yup. We've had many bargains for it. Highest right now is 1000 so unless you want to surpass that, it's all yours kiddo."
"$1500." I turned my head to Anna in surprise, the guy looked fairly shocked too.
"Woah woah Anna. You don't need to buy that, it's way to expensive!" I told her.
"It's fine Elsa, I want to get you something."
"No." I turned to the worker. "Can you give us some space please?"
"You're in my store, you wanna talk, go outside." He said.
"That's not a good way to talk to a potential buyer." Anna shot back, making the guy blush with embarrassment.
I tugged Anna outside. "What do you think you're doing?"
"You wanted that comic so I wanted to buy it for you. Why are you making this such a big deal?"
"Anna, $1500 is a big deal. There's no need for you to blow that kind of money on me." I answered.
"Yes there is. I want to make you happy!"
I sighed and took her hands in mine. "I'm not a materialistic person Anna. Yeah that comic is one of a kind but I could always read in on the internet. If you buy that for me, I'm probably gonna mess it up. I'm not good with handling really expensive things."
"If you're trying to convince me not to buy it, you're doing a horrible job." She says crossing her arms.
"Anna, YOU make me happy. Way happy than a comic book. I'd much rather go on 1000 dates with you than have that comic. Besides, you should be saving your money. You never know when you're gonna need it."
"Well then you better know that I'm taking you up on those 1000 dates Winters."
"That's better." I said, kissing her forehead.
LINE BREAK (Eugene)
"Hey, thanks for coming over." I said, taking a seat next to Rapunzel.
"You're welcome." She smiled. The both of us were in Eric's backyard, while the rest of the guys were playing video games.
"Seriously, who knows what could've happened to Al if you didn't show."
"I know, I'm a life saver." She replied coyly.
It was quiet for a few moments. There's so many thing I want to say to her but I don't know where to start.
"What are we doing?" I asked
"What do you mean?"
"This whole 'fucking' ordeal. I thought it was gonna be more of a one time thing but…."
"But what?"
"I can't stop thinking about you. Usually, I'd have no problem with brush off sex, but with you…it's different."
"I don't know what you mean." She responds, turning away from me.
"Don't play dumb, yes you do. You could have cut me off your grid after the shower sex."
"What are you saying? That you want something more?" She laughs.
I remained quiet.
"Flynn? Say something."
"I…I do want something more…"
"Oh no…no no no no no!" She says, shaking her head. "This isn't supposed to happen! I thought you'd be only of those guys that didn't get attached!"
"Well lucky you, I did. So if it's anyone's fault it's yours. Blame yourself for being special." She just rolled her eyes. So I see she's not in the mood for flattery.
"I don't even know you Flynn! You were just supposed to be a fuck!"
Ouch. I could tell this was stressing her out. And after a minute I finally came forward. "Eugene…"
"What the hell are you talking about?" She asks, running her fingers through her hair.
"My real name is Eugene Fitzherbert."
"Eugene….Fitzherbert?" She asks confused.
"Yeah, I uh-I know it's a bit dorky but now you could see why I do my best to hide it." I better not be blushing right now.
"Why are you telling me this?"
"It's a start right?" I said, smiling meekly. "I want to get to know you, the right way. My friends….they were right all along. I couldn't keep hiding under a fake identity. And if we're gonna be together I have to be honest."
"Woah! Back it up Eugene! We are NOT together and don't count on it happening."
"Wait, you're telling me you don't feel the same?"
"That's exactly what I'm saying! It was just sex."
"Bullshit! I know you feel something too, if it was just sex than this would've ended right when it began!"
"Oh my gosh you conceited bastard! You think just because I let you hit it more than once that I've got feelings for you? You're way in over your head. And just because you tell me your 'real name' doesn't change anything! I'm gonna go." She says standing up.
"Wait! Please just…" I sighed. "I'm sorry. What I said….it was stupid of me."
"No shit." She sneered.
"Well, if I can't court you. Would you consider being my friend?" Gosh I'm pathetic…Eugene Fitzherbert is a loser.
She raised an eyebrow at me and I continued. "No more sex, you know….if I have a problem I could tell you and visa versa." I said, playing with my thumbs. She looked me over. "Please." I pleaded.
After what seems to have been eternity, she nodded her head slowly. "Only friends though! Nothing more."
A smile broke out unto my face. "Yes!" I exclaimed, giving her a huge hug. I heard her giggle, and immediately pulled away. "Sorry. I could do better I promise!"
"Well well well. Who knew that Casanova Flynn Rider would be a total dork." She teased.
"Hey let's keep that on the down low. As my new friend you can't be blowing my cover to the outside world." I joked.
"EUGENE! YOU GONNA PLAY OR WHAT?!" Aladdin shouted from inside the house.
"YEAH!" I turned to Rapunzel. "You got a couple hours?"
"I'm already here so…."
"Wanna learn how to play Dungeons and Dragons?!" Hey, cool it Fitzherbert. Don't go full geek mode, you don't want to scare the girl.
"I'd love too." AND THE CROWD GOES FUCKING WILD!
I offered her my arm, and she took it, blush covering her face. "I think I like Eugene Fitzherbert." She says giving me a little nudge.
I hope so.