A/N: Not mine.

I'm back! Sorry for the super long wait! My Ulcerative Colitus has been cured... I had Surgery.

Also, the list is bolded.


How Sirius Black Could Have Escaped

๐ŸŒ€Wandless Magic

Severus snorted. "Black wasn't that talented," he said derisively.

Hermione rolled her eyes. "Did you forget, Severus? He was an animagus."

"Of course I remember. That was the only piece of wandless magic he was truly capable of, though."

๐ŸŒ€He dug a tunnel

Hermione blushed in embarrassment and mumbled something while Severus looked wholy amused.

"What was that?"

"I said, I didn't know at the time that Azkaban was on an island. And I didn't know about the dementors either."

๐ŸŒ€He impersonated a guard and slipped out during recreation time.

"I suppose I watched too much telly at the time," Hermione said.

"I'm rather surprised that you got to watch telly at all when you were younger. I always imagined you read books for fun."

"Crime dramas were the one thing that mum and I could always bond over," Hermione said sadly.

๐ŸŒ€He tricked the guards into leaving his cell unlocked and slipped out when they weren't nearby.

"That's actually pretty close to the truth," Hermione commented.

๐ŸŒ€He snuck out the window. After cutting through the bars.

"Have you ever done that?" Severus asked.

"No. But Harry did the summer before second year. Well, the twins helped by pulling the bars from his window."

"What?!"

"It's a long story. You'll have to ask Harry about it 'cause I'm knackered," Hermione replied, yawning and turning over on her side after handing the lists to Severus.

It was then that Severus saw that the list was finished.