Me-Hey Hey Hey!
RANDOM DANCING!
(We all dance randomly)
Me-LETS START THIS CHIZZ! SPENCE!
Spencer-What?
Me-...how was the date?
Spencer-AWESOME! That model was soo hot!
Me-Cool!
Sam-I'm still a dude!
Me-Me too... :( I have to be a guy and Bob a girl...THIS SUCKS! I feel weird.
Carly-You get used to it.
All-0.o
Spencer-(Dressed as cow)And I have to be dressed like a cow :(
Tyler-LOOK AT THE PRETTY THING I BOUGHT WITH THE MONEY SIMONE GAVE US! (Shows everyone a tie making kit)
Me-Nice.
Socko-And me! (Shows sunglasses)
Me-Sunglasses?
Socko-They cost me 25 bucks.
Me-...cool...but I would of bought something cooler like...I don't know...a CD? Eh whatevz its your money...BOB AND FREIGHT!
Freight Train-(Shows us those things people from airport use to carry your bags)
Me-What do you want that for?
Freight Train-I can't hold all these people in my shoulders!
Me-Okkk...
Bob-I got (Shows everyone some big headphones)
Me-Cool. (Takes the headphones away from him) MINE :D
Bob-Give them back!
Me-Maby...Later. (Puts them on) OKAY LETS START ANSWERING AND DARING!
Spencer-WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING!
Me-I"M NOT SCREAMING!
Spencer-YES YOU ARE!
Me-OH (Takes headphones off) Oh...this thing blocks every sound. I LOVE IT! (Hands it back to Bob)
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I dare Sam to make out with Griffin, and to rip her coupon for Freddie insults.
Sam-OKAY! (Rips coupon) Fredgeek your head makes your butt look fat.
Freddie-You've GOT to be kidding me!
Sam-No...
Griffin-She has to kiss me?
Me-Uhh...yeah but we still have that thing that no kissing allowed so nah! We already had to many kisses in previous chapters so...maybe in chapter 30...
Sam-Fine!
Freddie: Here's another 1000 dollars. And the latest PEARPOD! I'm truly sorry that everyone hates you so much. Here, have another 1000 bucks! NO ONE CAN INSULT OR DO ANY HARM TO FREDDIE FOR THE NEXT 10 CHAPTERS! Love ya, Freddo!
Freddie-(Stands up)THANK YOU! I LOVE YOU!
Sam-Now this sucks!
Freddie-Whats wrong Sam...even though you ripped off that coupon you STILL can't insult me!
Sam-And what if I do...?
Freddie-(Sits)I don't know...
Sam-(Nods)
Gibby: Here's a wig so you don't have to be bald.
Gibby-Thanks (Puts on long blond wig) My hair matches my dress and Oh my gosh what did I just say!
Freddie-We're turning into such girls (looks in random mirror) At least I'm hot.
Gibby-Yah me too!
Sam-Oookk...(Looks at him/her self) I'm a hot dude!
Spencer-HAHA I'M MY OWN GENDER!
Me-Wait...we didn't change you?
Spencer-Uh...(High pitched voice)Yes...yes you did I am a girl.
Me-Nice try (Changes Spencer into girl)
Spencer-Aw man! Now I'm a girl! (Plays with own hair) This is FUN!
Me-Yeah...
Mrs. B: I dare you to dress like a ballerina, stuff raw meat in your mouth and break dance, all at the same time. Hope ya have fun!
Mrs B-(Jaw drops)I will do no such thing
10 minutes later
Mrs B comes out with a ballerina costume in hand and a bowl of raw meat.
Me-Bob, put up some rap in there.
Bob-You got it! (Rap music begins to play)
Mrs B-(Puts bowl besides her and begins to break dance really badly. She kneels down, while dancing and stuffs all the raw meat in her mouth.) Dauone!
Me-What?
Mrs B-(Spits raw meat out)I said I'm done.
Me-Okay than sit you weirdo!
Mrs B-Grr...
Carly:Take guitar lessons
Carly-Okay...(Goes to guitar lesson)
Me- :) While she's at it let's keep goin'
P.S: I still hate you for what you did to Reuben! :D
Me-What did I do... _.
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Sam: I dare you to vomit in the toilet
Sam-Gross no.
Me-Sam.
Sam-What?
Me-What have I been saying since before this whole interview began?
Sam-(Sighs)We have to do anything the people tell us no matter what it is, unless you say it's okay if we don't...
Me-Good girl. (Pets head)
Sam-Grrr...
Me-Ookk...go
Sam-(Goes to bathroom and vomits on toilet.) Gross! (Sits back down)
Freddie-(Smirking)Karma...
Sam-Shut up Benson!
Freddie-(Mumbles)Fine...
Freddie: Go eat the vomit from Sam in the toilet or just eat vomit if Sam can't vomit.
Freddie-GROSSSS!
Sam-(Smiles)Good thing I didn't flush :D
Freddie-Ugghh...(Goes to bathroom with a spoon Bob gave him)(He looks at the vomit, than eats it...ends up vomiting himself. Comes back and sits)
Sam-How was it?
Freddie-Tell you the truth...it tasted like bacon and pork chops...
All-Ewwww...
Sam-This mornin' breakfast.
Freddie-(looks like he's gonna vomit again)
Me-OKAY! Enough vomiting please! Let's just see what's next. (Eats mint. Hands one to Freddie)
Carly:Drink peppy cola
Me-Wait...she's not here (Goes to her guitar lessons)
Carly-Hey what are you-
Me-Drink this (Hands Peppy cola)
Carly-(Takes it)Okay but what does...
Teacher-Excuse me, but no drinking soda in my class.
Me-Excuse me but I'm paying you so shut up.
Teacher-Sorry...(Keeps teaching)
Me-Hurry up Carls :)
Carly-(Drinks the whole thing) Thanks!
Me-No prob (Leaves) Okay that's taken care of...
Tyler: Listen to California gurls and Teenage dream
Tyler-I have...
Me-And...
Tyler-Don't like it...
Me- :O Those songs are awesome! And I change Carlifornia gurls to Puertorrican gurls...you know...cause I'm puertorrican and not californian...yeah...tmi...you don't care don't you...
Tyler-No, I already knew you were latin.
Me-Whatever FEO XP
Freddie-She called you ugly.
Tyler- I knew that! Pst...LAID!
Me-WTF!
Freddie-It means ugly in french.
Me-What is this an international say Ugly in different languages contest? Fine...uhh...(Looks at PearPhone) TURPIS!
Freddie-In Latin...
Gibby-What are you, the dictionary!
Freddie-(Rolls eyes)
Tyler-Welll uhh...(Takes my PeraPhone)
Me-HEY!
Tyler-LELIJK!
Freddie-Dutch
Me- :O (Takes PearPhone back and looks at it) BRUTTO! Lol...bruto!
Freddie-So he called you ugly in Italian AND dumb in Spanish.
Spencer-Ohh Pwnd! She insulted you in two different languages!
Tyler-(Rolls eyes)
Me-Okay we should stop the international insults and get back to the interview.
Tyler-Fine your the one who started it!
Me-...Yes...I...did...now sit please :)
Tyler-OKAY! (sits)
Me-yay! XD
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Freddie: would you freak out if Sam told you that she loved you?
Freddie-(Nods)Yes, because that is not possible, unless is some kind of nightmare.
Sam-(Raises eyebrow)
Sam: how do you feel about the colour purple? ;)
Sam-I don't know...another average color I guess...
Me-Oookk...she oviously has No clue...
Sam-About wha-
Me-Anyways!
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I dare you all to limbo and fall on people's heads.
Spencer-AWESOME! Let me get my new shirt!
Me-He really is a girl 0.o
At some random location.
All-(Limbo)
A group of people walk by.
Random brunette girl #1-I dropped a penny!
The rest of the random 10 people hanging out with Random brunette girl #1-I'll get it (Kneel down to get penny)
All-(Falls on they're heads)
Random people-OUCH!
Me-Run!
We all run back to the studio.
Me-Epic Epic-ness XD
All- Lol
Seddie star
Awesome chapter
Me-Thanks :D
I dare Sam and Freddie to go back to their normal genders.
Sam and Freddie-YAY!
Me-(Roolls eyes)Fine (Changes them back to normal)
Freddie-(Whispers to Sam)See, I told you we get awesome things just cuz people want us together.
Sam-Yeah! :D
Me-You know we can hear you...
Sam and Freddie-Yeahh...
I dare sam to wear a pretty dress for 9 whole chapters
Sam-Why?
Me-(Sighs) Here (Hands her a pink, strapless dress)
Sam-Ew...(Puts it on) I hate this so much!
Freddie-(Snikers)
Sam-(Gives him death glare)
Freddie-(Looks away)
I dare Jonah to randomly appear in the studio.
Me-Oook...
Jonah-Sup Liif3!
Me-Heyyy Douch...I mean Jonah, how's your momma?
Jonah-Why you askin'?
Me- I have no idea, just walk away Jonah, just walk away.
Jonah-Oooka...(Walks to the exit) Sup...oh hey whoa Sam looks hot, be careful Freddie, she be burnin'...(Out)
Freddie-What the heck...
Sam-I know...
Me-0.o
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Freddie-If you like Spanish and take French, why did you speak random Japanese once? (iGot a Hot Room)
Freddie-I never spoke Japanese. I said aqui.
Me-Or did you...?
Freddie-I didn't speak Japanese, gosh. You should know what aqui means, aren't you Mexican or something.
Me-(GASP) How dare you say I'm Mexican! Shame on you Fredward! XP
Freddie-Whatever...
Me-Whatever...next...(btw aqui means here in Spanish :)
Sam- I dare you to watch an entire DVD box set of Your Baby Can Read without blinking.
Sam- -.- I can do that...I don't know about the blinking though...
Me-Kay, now follow Bob into that room (Points to room with plasma TV inside)
Sam-Kay (Goes)
Carly-(Holding guitar)I'm back! (Sits)
Me-Cool!
Carly-(Glares at Gibby) Whoa Gibby, I never noticed how cute you are...
Gibby-Uhhh...thanks...
Carly-(Giggles)
Me-...0.o
Carly- I dare you to write a one million word essay about Home Alone 3.
Carly-Ugh! That sucks!
Me-(Hands her paper)Good luck with that!
Carly-Can Gibby help me?
Me-NO!
Carly-Fine! (Begins essay)
Gibby-What is WRONG with her!
Me-Peppy cola.
Gibby-0.o
Spencer- I dare you to date Taylor Swift for a week then randomly break up with her. And no loopholes!
Spencer-Okay!
Me-(Poofes in Taylor Swift)
Taylor-I LOVE YOU NEW...wait...this isn't New York...
Me-Hi!
Taylor-Who are you? And why am I here? And how did I get here? I was just singing at New York!
Me-Oh I poofed you in...
Taylor-How is that even-
Spencer-Hello Taylor Swift, my name is Spencer Shay, I was just wondering if you wanted to be my girlfriend...
Taylor-Uhhh...
Spencer-Please...
Taylor-...but uh...
Spencer-Pretty please with cherry on top?
Taylor-...okay...?
Spencer-YES!
Taylor- :)
Me-(Poofs them to a restaurant or somewhere for them to have a date)
Mrs B- I get that something happened to Freddie's dad, but you gotta loosen up.
Mrs B-Yes, something did happen to his father, but what do you mean I should loosen up?
Me-Let it go woman! The man's already dead! Just forget him and find some other weirdo that loves you for your crazy, protective-ness!
Mrs B-Do not talk like that young lady!
Me- 0.o Fine. Just, try not to think about it...you too Freddie, we don't want you going sorrow over this.
Freddie-(Sad look that makes me wanna cry) Mhm...
Socko- Make Cibby socks this time!
Socko-Kay (Begins making socks)
All- If there's a couple color for Seddie, what should the colors be for Creddie and Cibby? (I don't ship Creddie, but I'm just saying.)
Carly-(Stops essay) I think the cibby color should be red, because it's the color of love.
Gibby-WTF!
All-0.o
Socko-The creddie color...I don't know, pink?
Tyler-Yeah, pink I guess. And for Cibby...peach?
Gibby-Skin color...both?
Griffin-...whatever.
Me-(Rolls eyes) I don't know...
Mrs B- -.-
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I dare Sam to eat an intire bag of delly ham.
Me-Wait (Goes to room where Sam is watching Your Baby Can Read. She fell asleep) Fail!
Sam-HUH!
Me-Sam, stop watching that lame thing and here, you have a dare (Shows her dare)
Sam-OKAY!
Bob-(Hands Sam bag of deli ham)
Sam-(eats the whole thing) Thanks Boris (Throws bag away)
I dare the cast to act out some clips from America's Funniest Home Videos.
Me-let me get Spencer on this! (Get's Spencer)
Me and Spencer-OKAY!
10 minutes later
1.
Sam is on a bed surrounded by baby Spencer, baby Freddie, baby Gibby, baby Socko and baby Tyler. They all giggle.
2.
Spencer is standing on a trampoline about to jump into the pool, he jumps and falls on the trampoline.
Spencer-OUCHHHHHH! (falls to pool)
3.
Sam is riding a tricycle by the sidewalk. She looses control of it hand hits a mailbox and falls.
Me-LOL! Okay, let's do something else!
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Now again let me reveal the prizes for the door picking.
Behind Door 2? Get legally married to Nevel Papperman! Whoa, smart not picking 2!
Carly-Pfew! Thank God!
Behind Door 3? Be a magician's assisstant! Hey, that might've been fun! Or not...
Carly-Yeah...
So what, do you ask, is your prize, Carly Shay? Well, well, well if you watch "Man vs. Wild", you'll know. Bear Grylls eats some pretty interesting things. In one episode that can be found on YouTube, Bear eats GIANT LARVA! And what's inside it ain't caramel! Have fun, Car-lay!
Carly-Wait...so I have to eat the insides of a larva?
Me-Gross but yes you do. BOB!
Bob-(Holding a container with a dead larva inside. Hands Carly fork and the container)Have a good meal :P
Carly-Soo...gross(Eats it) AHHHH! (Runs to bathroom and pukes)
All-Eww!
Carly-(Comes back and sits)
Me-(Hands mint)
Carly-(Takes mint bottle from me and shoves all the mints in her mouth) Better!
Me-Was it good?
Sam-Does it taste like fried chicken?
Carly-(Gives her weird look) OF COURSE NOT! It's disgusting!
Sam-Oh.
Sam=Give her one of the other prizes. Also, what is your favorite prank that you've pulled that didn't work?
Me-(Reads other dare)Sorry Sam, but the 2nd dare is yours...Get legally married to Nevel Papperman!
Sam-WHAT! Gross! I rather marry Fredgeek over here XP
Me-Whatever, we'll do your wedding later :)
Sam- XP
Me-Well that means mine is door number 3 Be a magician's assisstant! hehe...
Gibby=Door 1, Door 2, or Door 3? Oh, yes, Gibster, it's your turn! I'll be doing this until everyone has had their fair share of door-picking! And: do you live with your mother or your father, because there's evidence of either (iGet Pranky).
Gibby-I live with my mom but I spend the weekends and some other times with my dad. And I pick...door number...2!
Me-kay!
Freddie=What was the aftermath of the raisins-in-hat incident (iGet Pranky)?
Freddie-Oh, that. The kid got mad and started yelling at me, I just laughed.
Spencer=Have you ever heard the rule that bros do NOT dance with their hands above their head? Unfortunately, you are not a bro!
Spencer-...Uh...no.
All=Listen to NLT or watch a music video or whatever. Preferably Karma, but She Said, I Said (Time We Let Go) or That Girl is alright too. Then tell me your favorite member: Travis (guy with the stubble and/or mole on cheek), JJ (blond, spiky-haired guy), V (guy with hat and/or ponytail), or Kevin (I don't know how to describe him except for the other lead singer guy). I adore Kevin but the rest are awesome too, and I just love Kevin because I know him from another favorite thing of mine.
(After listening to NLT)
Me-BOY BAND! :O
Freddie-Uhh...yeah. I don't like them...sorry, just not into boy bands.
Carly-are you kidding, they're totally awesome and hot!
Me-Hey! I know why you also like them. Because Kevin starts in glee... :D I just pwnd you SimonandJenette xD
Carly-oookkk...Well I like Kevin!
Sam-ehh it's okay! I like JJ.
Mrs B-None!
Spencer-Ehhhrr...I don't know, V...?
Griffin-I'm with Freddie, boy bands suck!
Freddie-I didn't say they suck, I'm just not into them. I'm more of a rock bands type of person.
Griffin-Yeahh, me too. But Boy bands still suck!
Freddie-(Rolls eyes)
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frednub u still owe me $80 and since its 2 chapters late u need to give me all ur money now! :) and if people baby you youll never learn
Freddie-Are you kidding! I got a bunch of money and now I have to give it to HER!
Me-(Nods)Yes.
Freddie-(Growls and hands me money)
Me-Good Frednub (Pets head) I'll give it to her.
Freddie- :P
everyone but freddork i give you $1000 AND pie! :D oh and if you share your money with fredgeek or he takes it youll be tazed
Sam-(Takes money and pie)Why would I give that dork my cash and/or pie?
All-THANKS!
Freddie-(Rolls eyes)Whatever.
i dare spencer to make the most creative sculpture he can out of bacon! sam plz dont eat it.
Sam-Why not!
Me-Cuz...I don't know XD Spence!
Spencer-On it! (Starts making sculpture)
sam since you cant eat spencers bacon sculpture i give u a truckload of all klinds of meat
Sam-(Happy)YES! (Eats bacon)This is heaven!
guppy youre awesome so i give you and gibby bottles of lotion that makes you look like youre wearing a shirt but your really not! and it keeps you smelling clean!
Me-Yeah, unfortunately they can't do that at the moment because they're girls and...you know...shirt is necessary.
Gibby-Man being a girl sucks!
Guppy-Yeah! (Crosses arms)
Me-Oh well, in the next chapter!
and fredward i guess i was a little too mean so i give you $10 NOW FOR THE TORTURE NUB! well unless you choose correctly! :) would you rather have bacon or pie? everyone (yes you too nub) gets what you choose!
Freddie-Thank you! (Takes money) I choose...Galiny's pies!
(Pies suddenly poof on everybody's lap)
All-Yay! (Devour tasty pies)
Me-That was the best pie I've ever had! (Throws plate at Freddie (Don't worry it's plastic x]))
Freddie-(Liking plate) -.-
crazy i dare you to dye your hair a variety of colors wear ripped jeans and gangsta clothes AND bungee jump off the empire state building screaming "PIE THE SQUIRREL!" or "MY BUTT SMELLS LIKE HAM!"or" IM A CRAZY OVERPROTECTIVE FREAK!" you get to choose
Mrs B-That is insanity! I will do no such thing.
Me-Riiight...
(At the top of the Empire state building)
Me-Crazy...I mean Momma Benson, this is Jay. (Points to fat dude with red and brunette hair wearing pink clothes) Jay here will dye your hair, and he'll give you what to wear.
Jay-Hey!
Mrs B-(Sighs)
Me-Jay, take her away.
Jay-Kay! (Takes Mrs Benson to the inside of the building)
10 minutes later
Me-What took you so long?
Jay-Crazy here didn't want to put on the clothes.
Me-Where is she?
Jay-(Looks at door) Yo! Momma Benson! Get out here! (Drags her in)
Mrs B-(Comes in wearing thight ripped skinny jeans, a big jacket with curse words all over it, hair loose with every color in the rainbow painted, big boots and chains and ALOT of makeup) I dislike you all right now.
Me-Whatever, BUNGEE TIME!
Mrs B-What?
Jay-(attaches hook to her jacket)Off you go (Pushed her off the building)
Mrs B-OH MY GOOD GRAVY! AHHHH! (Falls)PIE THE SQUIRREL! :OOOO
Me-(Snickers)Oh my good gravy? Who says that?
Mrs B-(jumps back up) Get- (falls)
Me-Uh...
Mrs B-(Jumps back up)Me- (falls)
All 0.o
Mrs B-(Jumps back up) OUT! (falls)
All-(Laugh)
Random people on the ground staring at crazy-Oh my God, that woman is a lunatic, bungee jumping like that.
Mrs B-HELP!
Me-Okay Jay, get her off.
All-WHYYYYYYYY!
Me-I think she might die any second and out insurance doesn't cover deaths.
Jay-Oh. (Stops the bungee thing and get's her up)
Mrs B-(Hair all messed up. Looks like she's about to collapse) Never...again...will...I...do this (falls)
Me-Okay than, Jay take her to a hospital, and we go BACK to the studio!
At the studio
bob freight train socko and tyler you guys arent mentioned that much so i give YOU... a giant pie a catterpillar costume a chocolate fountain and a squirrel! you choose who gets what
Me-OKAY! Freight Train, you get...(Drum roll) The giant pie!
Freight Train-(Takes it) Thanks!
Me-Socko, you get...(Drum roll)The Chocolate fountain!
Socko-Yes! Thanks!
Me-And last but not least Tyler...you get...(Drum roll) The giant caterpillar costume!
Tyler-Really?
Me-Yeah, I wanna see somebody wearing that!
Tyler-(Whatever (Wears costume)
Me-And since there's still a squirrel in this box, I give it to Spencer.
Spencer-Aww, cute little furry animal
Squirrel-(Bites Spencer)
Spencer-OUCH! Bad Squirrel!
Squirrel-(Hisses. Runs away)
Spencer-I had no idea squirrels could hiss.
Me-Me either...
All-...
FREE SQUIRRELS! THEYRE FREE FOR $100 DOLLARS! if u pay $100 itll be free for everyone! JK JK THEYRE FREEEEE!
All-...
Me-I don't think people want squirrels after that.
Sam-No chizz.
i dare everyone to stand on the roof of a building and sing random songs! yes EVERYONE!
Me-YAY! Random building singing...now what building...?
Freddie-Well...the tallest building on the world is the Burj Dubai located in-
Me-And THAT is our destiny! To the Burj Dubai Building!
At the building
All-(Standing on the edge of the building)
Carly-What should we sing?
Gibby-I don't know?
Freddie-What about-
Sam-Your singing is horrible
Freddie- I wasn't singing.
Sam-Than your voice is horrible
Carly-Stop arguing guys. Liif3 What should we sing?
Me-Hmm...Emo Song?
Spencer-Emo Song?
Me-A sad song...?
Tyler-Mayday Parade?
Me- :D And I Swear that you don't have to go...
Tyler-I thought we could wait for the fireworks...
All-(Looks at us awkwardly)
Sam-I thought we could wait for the snow...
All-(Looks at her awkwardly. Laugh)
All-To wash over Georgia and kill the hurt.
...
All-Too late, I'm sure, and lonely, another night, another dream wasted on you, so just be here now, against me, you know the words so sing along for me baby.
...
All-That boy is a monster...That boy is a monster. He ate my heart, he a-a-ate my heart.
...
All-California girl we're unforgettable, Daisy deuce, bikini's on top.
...
All-Tonight will be the night that I will fall for you over again, don't make me change my mind...
...
Freddie, Sam, Tyler, Socko and Me-There's blood on my hands like the blood in you, somethings can't be treated so, don't make me, don't make me be myself around you!
Freddie-There's blood!
All-(Laugh)
...
Freddie, Sam, Tyler and Me-Na na na na na na na na na na na na na...
Carly-Na?
Sam-New song!
Me-It's epic!
...
All-Bye Bye!
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Thanks for reading
Here are the random songs we sang!
Three Cheers For Fiver Years-Mayday Parade
Monster-Lady Gaga
California Gurls-Katy Perry
Fall For You-Secondhand Serenade
Blood On My Hands-The Used
Na Na Na Na-My Chemical Romance
Bye Bye-Nsync
Unfortunately I don't own the songs nor the people/bands who sing them (But I wish I did x])