And this is the amnesia arc!

Sorry, I've been lazy on some of these stories..

But, since I've decided to halt all work on my current serious fic and work on comedies, DATC and DADI (aka this one) SHALL BE UPDATED!!

Disclaimers: Kingdom Hearts, Disney, and Final Fantasy are in no way associated with yours truly. Though, I'd absolutely LOVE to make my own game. I'm sure it'd be full of the randomness you all enjoy.

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Destiny Islands Memorial Hospital

"….Ahh… What happened?" He asks softly. He couldn't remember anything.

"Sora?" A quiet voice asks. He opens a heavy eyelid, to reveal a concerned looking girl, about 15 or maybe even 16 years old, red hair, blue eyes, and quite pretty.

"Dammit Riku! I TOLD you NOT to shoot the ball under the tree!" An youngish man says to a teenager with… for some bizarre reason, silver hair.

"I'm sorry okay?! I didn't know that a COCONUT of all things would fall out!" The boy says angrily.

"IT WAS A COCONUT TREE! IF A BANANA FELL OUT, I'D CALL THE COPS!" The man yells.

"Sora? I think he's awake!" The girl says excitedly.

"…… What… happened?" He asks. He sits up in the bed. Yup, he was in the hospital. He could recognize it by the anesthetic taste of the air, and the fact that a nurse was fussing over a patient in the other bed.

"Well, it's all RIKU'S fault." The man says, pointing to the silver haired boy.

"WAS NOT DANTE!" Riku snaps.

"Was too." Dante retorts smugly.

"…. And where am I?" He asks, trying to figure it out. He remembered a flash of pain in his head and then collapsing.

"Destiny Islands Memorial Hospital." The girl tells him.

"… You're really cute." He says, stating the obvious.

"What the?" Dante says, looking shocked.

"What did he just say?" Riku asks, wide eyed.

"Why thank you, Sora!" The girl says happily.

"So…. When do I eat?" Sora, he was assuming that was his name, asks. He was extremely hungry.

"… Okay, that's more like it!" Dante says, looking relieved. The boy next to him glances at Sora with suspicion. He leans in and glares directly at Sora.

Weirdo…. Sora thinks to himself and glares back.

"…..Do you know my name?" Riku questions. Sora nods.

"Riku."

"Good. What's HIS name?" Riku points to Dante.

"Dante."

"… and how do we know each other?" Riku asks. Sora blinks in surprise. He had no idea. He'd just picked up the names from their conversation.

"Uhh…. You're… cousins?" He says nervously. They DID kinda look like each other.

"I KNEW IT!" Riku says, slamming his fist on the bed.

"RIKU!" The girl says, scolding him.

"Kairi, there's something wrong!" Riku tells her.

"….Kairi? What a weird name." Sora comments. Kairi stares at him.

"What? You said you liked my name." Kairi says, bewildered.

"Hey…… I want to ask a question." Sora says.

"Kay, shoot." Dante says.

"Who the hell are you, and why don't you give me a reason not to call the police." Sora says, smiling winningly at the trio.

"SAY WHAT?!"