Worlds Collide
Chapter Twenty One
Five minutes later…
"Man, that was so sad. Eggman has become so easy over the past year!" Sonic complained. The blue hedgehog was standing in Megan's front yard, with Shadow and Knuckles. The red echidna had run out to the group when he heard Megan cussing someone (coughMissycough) out. He also had assisted in throwing Sonic up in the air, where the blue hedgie had spin dashed and blah blah blah… He beat the fat guy okay?! Eggman had retreated in his egg floaty thing…
Shadow nodded in agreement, "Yes. He's become very weak. We should move onto people who are more of a threat."
"And by threat you mean the black and white cat that touched your gun, huh?" Sonic rolled his eyes.
Shadow scoffed, "This is not revenge over my gun! This is serious!"
"Whatever," Sonic and Knuckles said and the two headed back over into the garage where Megan and Alex and the rest were. Shadow followed behind.
"…We need to go after that little fur ball!" he heard Megan say as they walked inside.
"How?" Alex demanded. "We can't drive yet, and I'm pretty sure that Tails has no planes around here. So we're stuck!"
Megan screeched, "Al, my mom'll murder me if she sees the car is gone! Murder I tell you!"
Callisto then got an idea. "Hey Megan?" the Siamese cat asked. "Don't your parents have another car?"
Megan turned pale, "Oh my God! You don't think Missy took that one too?" The blonde suddenly turned to go look but Eli gripped the sleeve of her red T-shirt.
"Um, Megan? I don't think that was what Callisto was implying…" When he saw Megan had a confused look on her face Eli said in a agitated tone, "Think about it. We'll wait."
It took the blonde a whole two minutes to process this.
"Ohh…" she said slowly as the truth dawned on her. "I gotcha…"
Eli nodded, "Yeah… Okay. So?"
"So what?" she asked, confused once more.
"WHERE THE FREAK IS THE CAR?!" Alex screamed, her dark skin turning red in anger.
Megan jumped at the volume of her best friend's voice, "Okay, okay. Jeez! I get it. It's in the backyard. DUH!"
Alex waved her finger, "Uh, uh, uh. You don't say 'duh' to me when it took you two minutes to understand Callisto's question."
Megan stuck out her tongue, but Shadow interrupted, "Can we just get the damn car? That demon cat is just getting farther and father away by the second."
"Fine by me," Eli muttered.
Couple seconds later; in the Backyard
"So this is the other car?" Alex murmured and laughed. "It doesn't look like much."
It wasn't. It was an old brown pick up truck from the 80's. The old car used to be Megan's grandpa's, so her parents wouldn't get rid of it, but wouldn't be caught dead driving it. The poor thing's paint was chipping off and looked ready for the scrap heap. Rust seemed to grow off of it.
Megan blushed, "Shut up. The keys are in the house, on the kitchen cabinet. Anyone want to go get them?"
When no one volunteered Megan muttered "Lazy ass punks…" She marched up the porch steps and into the house.
Once she was gone, Amy asked, "How are we gonna get all of in the thing?" She studied the truck closer up. "It can only hold two people."
"That's just in the front," Sonic protested. He walked up beside Amy and pointed to the back. "See? It can hold at least ten in all. Hopefully," he added looking at all the rust.
"This is going to be dangerous, isn't it?" Callisto asked. Her blue eyes were filled with worry.
Shadow grinned in excitement, "Yes. You're not scared are you?"
He frowned when the she-cat nodded. "But… It'll be fun!"
"Don't you mean terrifying? This is just… stupid." Callisto realized Shadow was serious about the fun part and she gasped, "You don't really want to do this, do you?"
Shadow nodded, "Of course I do. This is exciting."
The Siamese cat just shook her head in disbelief and walked over to Oliver, who was talking to Tails.
Shadow's eyes were wide. Were Callisto and him further apart than he thought?
His thoughts were interrupted by Charmy's high voice, "Where are we going to go? Where would Missy go?"
"I…uh, don't know," Alex stammered, "but, we'll find her. Don't worry."
"Hmph! I'm not worried," the little bee's jaw stuck out, his cheeks puffed up. "I'm a Chaotic, and we never back down from a challenge!"
"Megan would so punch him if she could," Alex whispered into Eli's ear, so no one could hear. But a certain echidna's superior ears did.
"Why?" Knuckles asked with a cocked eyebrow. "What does she have against Charmy?"
Everyone's eyes were on the two humans.
"Um, Megan has, um, issues," Alex suggested.
"Wow, thanks Al. I love you too," came the blonde's voice, right behind Alex.
"Heh, sorry." The girl blushed as her friend stood beside her.
Eli waved his hand at all the Mobians; "You wanna explain your 'Charmy problem'?"
Megan frowned, "What do you mean?"
"What's wrong with me?" Charmy wailed.
Suddenly Megan burst into hysterical laughter. She wiped away a tear and chuckled, "That is so going in my story!"
"Huh?" all the Mobians said in unison.
"Okay, basically, I hate Charmy's character Sega gave him. Even his voice. He's just kinda… hyper for me."
Knuckles nodded in understanding, as did Espio and Shadow. (SEE! I GOT THE SEXY BOYS ON MY SIDE!)
Everyone turned toward the little insect and nodded, "True…" (AND... ALL THE OTHERS!)
"Hey!" he yelled. "I'm not perfect, but neither are any of you!" He motioned to Sonic, "You're too stupid to understand your own feelings. Amy's too obsessed with someone who doesn't even pay attention to her."
He went on, ignoring the hedgehog's protests, "Tails is too gay, Espio thinks he's so much cooler than he really is, same with Vector.
"Shadow is emo, Cream has a voice that sounds like a broken record, Rouge is a dumb whore who's obsessed with shiny stuff. Knuckles is so gullible that if you took something right in front of him and said wasn't me, he'd believe you, and the humans are just plain dumb and hooked up on video games."
The little bee then went a bit too far, "Callisto has such polite manners that if you slapped her she'd say thank you, Oliver is so gay that he and Tails probably make out when we're not looking, and Maddie… Maddie's a dipshit."
The little kitty's jaw fell down and she shook her finger at the little insect, "Oh no you didn't!" With a hand on her hip, Maddie stomped forward and grabbed the little bee's antenna, yanking it, until tears formed in his eyes. She then smacked him hard across the face.
SMACK!
When Charmy's head stopped ringing he looked into Maddie's cold evil eyes. She was holding him by his neck so that his feet were off the ground.
"I'm gonna tell on you!" she hissed her threat.
He laughed, "Who are you gonna tell? Megan? I just made fun of her if you couldn't tell! Or did I go too fast for you to catch that?"
SMACK! (I'm like laughing my butt off right now. I would love to see this fight. Hehehe!)
After being hit again Charmy felt her grip on him release and he fell into the dirt. The little tortoise shell kitten ran stalked back into the house, her tail thrashing side to side in anger.
"Hmph!" Charmy huffed, but Vector grabbed his shoulder roughly.
"I think you need to go back to bed Charmy. You're too cranky to go on a mission."
"Aww, but Vector!"
"No buts! Now go before I kick yours!"
Charmy then strutted back inside the house, grumbling curses under his breath.
Callisto's blue eyes were sad when she looked up at Megan. "I'm going to go check on her," she murmured. The Siamese ran to the porch, letting the screen door slam shut behind her.
"Well," Sonic growled. "I vote we feed Charmy to Missy. All those you agree say 'Yay.' All those who oppose say, 'Nay.'"
"Yay," came his response.
A/N: OOHH! THAT LITTLE! I'M GONNA KILL EM! GRRR…
Anger aside, yeah, I'm done! Finally. So sorry about the last chapter being all screwed up and all, I apologize. If you haven't already, go back and reread the last chappie. I re wrote the ending, so if you wanna understand this chapter, yeah.
I don't really have much to say, except, "JUNO THE HEDGEHOG UPDATED! OMG!!!!!!!!! I'M DREAMING, NOBODY PINCH ME!" OMG, I'm like ecstatic. I wish you all could feel what I feel. If you did you'd feel like you could run as fast as Super Sonic and Super Shadow. Ooh! Ecstatic!
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