50 ways to annoy Snape

by iwmango

None other than the title, ways to annoy the greasy haired git who has the temper of a gryff, brains of a rave, loyal like a huff, cunning like a slyth

21. Snakes in grease

Snape opened the door to his room.

"HEY SNAPE!", I yelled.

He looked at the writhing snakes on the floor, covered in fast food grease.

"You never told me that you had these many quadriplets!"

"I don't! If they are, it's fraternal"

"Nah, it looks identical to me"

"ALICE!"