The death of the dark idiot (Part of arc I)
RosyMiranto18
Fortnite? PUBG? No! :BibleThump:
Kappa
Ehm, forget what's above, but let me check the reply first.
-But well… I guess a completely different third option is still possible to happen, so you better start to accustomed to it, Cheng Shi, sorry.
-Ah… I thought he just bought it from random merchants or servants in Xuchang, there's plenty of them, you know?
-Actually, the Mongol Empire Era is still about a couple of before Sengoku Period, so… you're still wrong here.
-Hopefully.
-Good… although, if your claim is really true, then… maybe I should give Xu Zhu the infamous Mystery Food X from Persona 4 and see if he likes it or not.
-Of course, Mitsunari will be happy with this, but I think Hideyoshi's old enough that the lack of his sickness doesn't delay his death for too long unfortunately. Maybe it's enough until Hideyori's old enough to govern by himself, but I'm not too sure about that.
-Yeah, you should ask Zhao now, Cheng Shi, please…
-Okay.
-I think it's the most possible reason since I knew some people shipped Kaguya and Taigong Wang in WO3.
-I see.
-Okay, we'll see.
-Yeah, nothing that could be more unholy than that.
Anyway, now let's move to the chapter.
-Cheng Shi, it's not 999th Musou, it's (1 Million – 1) Musou.
-Wait, so Sima Yi is from his own Answers Letters and not himself in this Answer Letter? What the F*BEEP*! *dizzy*
-So… who paid for this hotel actually?
-Obstacle Course, eh? Now I wanted you to be in a Ninja Warrior-like Course in the Final Round.
-Wait, everyone's here? I know it's PUBG, but what will happen if neither Cheng Shi, Xu Shu, or Jia Xu won this?
-At least there's no Felon GT here… sorry, it's just an inside joke. Look up Slim Pickings II here: youtu . be/Y4sJebcQdU4?t1185
-Well, at least it's just a storm and not… a Firewhirl.
-Well, Jia Xu, at least Ma Chao doesn't reenact Arya Wiguna. (Check Jia Xu's 18th chapter, I sent that letter, by the way.)
-I know it's PUBG again, but I really wish that they can use their own weapons instead of only being allowed to use guns.
-Damn, Lu Xun with AK-47, can unsee that. But hm… who is that kid actually?
-What's Scar-H, Zhao Yun?
-Of course, Yuan Shao would pick the golden stuff *facepalm* The only missing thing is the Golden Buzzard and the Golden Super Drop Diamond. *cue Arab Money, GTA reference again, sorry*
-Pfft, Zhang Fei using a Pan, a bit ironic considering that it's usually used against perverts in fiction.
-But I thought Jia Xu is no less sneaky than Xu Shu.
Response:
-Cheng Shi: "Yeah that. Whatever"
-Well that what it is since the beginning of the competition
-They pay for themselves but they take turns in paying for the breakfast (it is not counted as hotel service in their hotel)
-Sadly is not that, you will see though
-Shang Hu: *drinks coffee then looks at the viewer* nobody wins
-Yeah I checked that video out, poor dude XD never happened to me on GTAO
-Thankfully but, if that is the case then the battle royale will end fast
-I checked that chapter and looks up Arya Wiguna but can't seem to find what you are talking about. Are you trying to say Ma Chao betrayed his mentor or something?"
-But that would be pointless, the first weapon you pick up can surely be used in the entire game
-Lu Xun with an AK? Wait what are we talking about?
-Zhao Yun: some sort of thing that shoots fire at fast speeds and kill people dohicky thingy
- its alright, I love gta even after they monetized the online mode to death
-Really? Never knew that
-Cheng Shi: he is not from wei, sorry gotta be a bit racist here
AND WE GOT A LETTER
Guest
Dear Cheng Shi,
Do you know where I can purchase bean burritos in large bulk quantities no questions asked? It's important, and I need to know fast.
Li Dian
*letter has a small splotch of what appears to be blood on it*
AAA
Cheng Shi finds himself in the middle of a ricefields surrounded by hills and small huts.
"Hello? Anybody here?".
Cheng Shi looks around and he sees Frank with an asian conical hat on all 4 on top of the Rice plants." Welcome to the ricefields motherfuckers!".
"*camera zooms in shakily on Cheng Shi* what the f*ck are you doing?"
Frank gets up." Alright my man, I sense the dark lord nearby he should be-THERE!"
This starts playing: ww ube watch?v =YzK3 h Vs5v s g& t=41s *remove the spacings I don't think I could post links because I heard fanfic got problems with those or just search up chin chin theme on YouTube and choose the one top*.
A badly edited black portal appears and Chin Chin crawls out of it.
"Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo! (What is up Nigg*s!)" *before you say, that is not the direct translation Chin Chin only says specific words and has subtitles which is (xyz) in the story telling the meaning of what he said*
Everything went silent for a second.
"* Cheng Shi points at chin chin* that is the dark lord?! That retarded thing ?!"
"Don't underestimate him he-"
"Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo! *Chin chin squeezes his nippers and fires a badly edited purple long laser from his mouth at Cheng Shi who thrown off into a hut*"
"ARRGGGHHHHHHH!"
"Alright f*ggot you wanna dance *does a ninja pose like a weaboo* let's go B0ss!"
"OH CHIN CHIN!"
Chin Chin does a Naruto run towards frank and does a karate chop with a badly edited purple aura appearing in his hands. Frank sidesteps to the right and kneels down to kneel down and punch his balls.
"CHIN CHINN!"
Frank proceeded with an upper cut which send chin chin flying but he recovers in midair and fires a singular laser which hits frank. " YARGG!". and throws him into a faraway rice plant.
Chin Chin land back on the ground with a position like a frog.
"Oh chin chin... *that is easy lol*"
"I don't think so creep!".
Chin Chin looks to his right to see Cheng Shi does a vertical slash with his red laser sword and he manages to dodge it by rolling over. He throws a punch which landed at Cheng Shi's chest. Cheng Shi stuttered but uses his Karambit on the other to stab Chin Chin in the upper harm which sends him flying. Frank recovered and stands beside frank as Chin Chin land on his feet.
" Ain't so bad yourself Shi"
"thanks, but we got a darklord to kill"
"Ochinchin doko da!"
Chin Chin naruto runs towards them and throws a punch with a large badly edited purple aura in his hands. Cheng Shi jumps to the right while frank jumps to the left. They both does a combo attack, Frank lands and kicks Chin Chin into the air.
"CHIN!"
Cheng Shi jumps and does multiple slices with his lightsaber and Karambit which ends with Cheng Shi looking away at the camera and the slices shine red and damaging Chin Chin sending him flying even more. Frank jumps to and does the one thousand years of pain on Chin Chin's butt which sends him flying high in the sky.
"OH, CHIN CHIN!".
Frank and Cheng Shi lands on the ground and looks up.
"Do you think that damages him enough" asked Cheng Shi
"He is the dark lord but, our numerous battles have made him weaker overtime".
Suddenly in the air Chin Chin does a fetal position and is ingulf with badly edited purple aura.
"Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo!(you fools can't stop me!)"
Suddenly he opens up his whole body and his aura explodes through the sky causing the sky to turn into poison purple color and his whole body is covered in a better edited purple aura which surrounds him like a burning effect. This startled Cheng Shi and Frank
"This is it... Chromosome ultima!"
"What is that!?"
"His final form, they say he will only unleash it once he is on is limit, this a result of my previous battle"
Chin Chin dashes to the ground and his landing cause a purple explosion and purple fire started to burn through the rice plant he steps on. He walks slowly forward with his purple aura surrounding him like he is on fire and the rice plants he steps on caught fire.
"I guess it is time to activate my ultimate power". Said Frank
Suddenly a light blue aura surrounds frank and he fires a couple of blue laser balls at chin chin which stutters him. Frank charges forward and kicks Chin Chin in the chest which staggers him and he proceeded to give multiple punches to Chin Chin's chest. Chin proceeded to stop both of his punches to frank surprise.
"NANI!"
"Oh Chin Chin...(you are already dead)*eyes flash purple and he crushed franks arms*"
"ARRGHHH IMPOSSIBLE!"
Chin Chin proceeds to headbutts frank." ARGH!". Chin lifts frank by the throat and chokes him
"*chokes* no..."
"Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo... (this will be the last time you will interfere with my plans...)"
"HIYA!"
Cheng Shi suddenly slashed Chin Chin with his lightsaber from behind and it manage to make him stutter. He looks behind and Cheng Shi gets afraid, Chin Chin Throws frank and concentrates on cheng Shi.
"Ochinchin doko da... (you are pissing me off...)"
Chin Chin drops kick Shi with his fiery purple aura, sending Cheng Shi flying until he hits the edge of one of the rice field. Cheng Shi felt immense pain and is blacking out; the camera shows Cheng Shi pov as his eyes are closing and chin chin is coming in.
"Cheng Shi..." said a familiar voice
"Cheng Shi... use my blessing..."
Suddenly Cheng Shi felt a resurgence of strength, his eyes turn glowing dark blue as he rises up. Chin Chin stops his walking.
"Oh! Oh, Chin Chin! (what! Impossible!)"
Cheng Shi makes a long jump towards Chin Chin and Chin Chin does the same thing. Chin Chin prepares to kick in midair but Cheng Shi turns on his light saber with his glowing eyes.
" CUTS OF FAITH!"
"Chin Chin! (what!)"
Cheng Shi knocks Chin Chin and does multiple cuts
"useless!useless!useless!useless!"
"CHIN CHIN! CHIN CHIIIIIIIN! (argh! Aaaaarrghhh!)
After doing multiple cuts he puls out his Karambit and stabs it into chin chin's eyes and pushes it deeply.
"CHIIIIIIIIIIIIIN CHHIIIIIMMMMMMMMM! (ARGGGHHH DAMMN U!)"
Suddenly he exploded changing they sky back to normal. Chin Chin lies burnt out on a couple of rice plants with one of his "eyes" missing Cheng Shi was kneeling down feeling exhausted.
"oh chin chin... (so this how it ends)"
Cheng Shi got surprised and proceeds to put his karambit on his neck.
"yeah, for you... wait how can I suddenly underst-"
"Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo (do you really think the mystics are guardians of peace on the universe?"
"I have my doubts but, that isn't my problem. Why are you stealing souls from people?"
" Oh Chin Chin, oh chin chin, Ore wa ochinchin ga daisuki nandayo ...( I needed it for power to go against them, I am a bad being but not always...)
Chin Chin puts his hand on Cheng Shi's eyes. He suddenly sees visions of destruction but this one is different from the previous ones. He sees the mystics standing in front of a person and immediately kills him/her and this happens repeatedly at different times with different people.
"*breathe deeply* What the f*ck!"
Cheng Shi jumps away and Chin Chin drops his arm confirming his dead. Frank suddenly appeared and is fully healed. He pats Cheng Shi on the back
"Well done my man, you killed the dark lord. My nemesis, my former God... he is now dead"
"Yeah... so how do we get back?"
"*pulls his hands away from Cheng Shi's back* I am not going... I am staying"
Frank looks away and the wind blows his direction.
"Why?"
"This the Rice field. Not A rice field but, THE rice field. The place where the mystics was born and where I used to be banished to"
"I you were banished here then, why would you want to stay?"
"*Frank looks at him doubtfully* I have reasons and I have something to search for that doesn't involve the mystics. *Opens a portal* through here, you will be returned to your home, I will notify them of your bravery"
"Ok, thanks. *offers handshake* good bye frank"
"Sayonara *accepts handshake*".
Cheng Shi walks into the portal and he is suddenly in bed at his home. It was morning.
"What? It was about to be afternoon no? Time to check some emails *picks up a laptop*"
BBB
To: Li Dian
Ummm...(Is that blood? Wait, how can blood get on an email? This is really suspicious) no...
Cheng shi
To: Cheng Shi
Don't lie to me you son of a b*tch! I KNOW YOU HAVE ACCESS TO OUR IMPORTS list! I WANT THAT MEXICAN COMMODITY NOW
Li Dian
To: Li Dian
FINE! You can buy one at the market! It's in a shop run by Chiang El Sonodito, he sells one for expensive prices though, so good luck (gosh, since when you got problems. better check on him later)
Cheng Shi
To: Jia Xu
We still eating meat buns tonight?
Cheng Shi
To: Cheng Shi
Tonight?! It was yesterday! You missed it! Where were you, Guo Jia was worried sick!
Jia Xu
To: Jia Xu
WHAT? No way I am pretty sure I was gone for a couple of hours.
Cheng Shi
To: Guo Jia
Yo, sorry I missed yesterday's meat bun dinner
Cheng Shi
To: Guo Jia
I swear I was gone for a couple of hours!
Cheng Shi
To: Guo Jia
No, I don't really drink that much despite me drunkenly drinking myself when I thought my letter segment is dying
Cheng Shi
CCC
Guo Jia burs through the window breaking the glass
"Mystics! What is wrong with you !?"
"* Guo Jia gets up fast* I THOUGHT YOU WERE KIDNAPPED! YOU DIDN'T RESPOND TO 16 OF MY EMALS!"
"Look I was called by-"
"NOT TIME *piggy backs Cheng Shi* WE ARE LATE AGAIN, LETS GO!"
"Wa-aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttttttt" Screamed Cheng Shi while being carried
Sorry for another long update time. Busy with one of the school's finals, in my country on senior year I have to take multiple test like: Practical test, Final School test, and national test (that is not including college entrance exams or college application exam *they are different one is for a college you want to go to and the other is a test with the result you could apply to state own college) and also I have been working on another story check it out if you are interested. So sorry! But I will keep updating, see ya soon!