Disclaimer: I don't own Grey's, or Shrek.
A little while later, Desert Storm Barbie, usually known as Doctor Teddy Altman, had just put the finishing touches on a special project she had been working on, when she heard a knock at her door. She got up to answer it, and her eyes lit up at the sight of the person heading up the group on the other side.
"Arizona!" she cried happily, hugging her friend.
"It's good to see you too, Teddy" Arizona grinned, returning the hug. "So, me and my friends here are gonna go crash the Prom, and we were kinda hoping that since you're ex-army and all you might have something to help us out."
"I've got the perfect thing, I just finished working on it now!" said Teddy, waving them all inside.
"This is awesome!" Arizona grinned, after Teddy had unveiled her creation.
"I think it's kinda creepy" Callie frowned.
"A little.. But still awesome!"
"The original plan was to march it through the city and see if anyone knew where you were" Teddy explained with a shrug.
"Then what's with the damn machine guns in its fingers?" asked Bailey.
"The message of a giant robot stomping through Seattle could easily be misinterpreted" said Teddy. Meredith glanced nervously at her watch.
"Okay guys, it'll have to do" she said. "Let's go."
Mark, now accompanied by the Oceansiders, had reached the outskirts of Seattle, still on his way to warn Meredith, when he spotted a motorbike, driven by a Korean woman with Izzie riding on the back. Izzie had spotted him too, and the bike's driver stopped at her urging.
"Stevens! Boy am I glad to see you!" Mark beamed as he ran over to her. "I have to warn Meredith about Erica Hahn's evil plot. Where is she?"
"Uh.." At that moment the ground around them began to shake. Mark and the Oceansiders turned around, jaws dropping when they saw the giant robotic replica of Doctor Arizona Robbins, dubbed the Arizobot, headed their way. Meredith, Callie, and the real Arizona rode on one of the robot's shoulders, while Teddy rode on the other, controlling it with a remote. "Well, guess that answers your question" said Izzie, as the bike once again sped off. "See ya!"
"Mark!" Callie cried happily, waving down to her best friend. "Mark, it's me!" Mark squinted to be sure his eyes weren't decieving him, then grinned.
"Torres! I've been looking everywhere for you!"
"I know!" Callie beamed.
"Climb aboard, Doctor Sloan!" Teddy smiled, lowering the Arizobot's hand to pick him up, and lifting him onto it's shoulder to join Callie and the others.
"Hey, what about us?" yelled Cooper, annoyed.
"Uh.. Are you guys up for kicking some Cardio-Godmother butt?" Meredith asked them.
"As in Erica Hahn, the Cardio-Godmother?" said Violet.
"Yeah" Meredith replied. The Oceansiders looked at each other, and nodded.
"We're in" said Sam.
"Then follow the giant robot!" cried Mark, grinning.
"Never thought I'd hear that sentence" Pete muttered to himself, he and the other Oceansiders chasing the Arizobot as it headed into the City.
"Run for your lives!" Izzie screamed from the back of the motorbike. She and Cristina had driven ahead to try and sound the alarm and clear a path for the Arizobot, stiomping along a short distance behind them. People screamed in terror as it approached, scattering in all directions. "Yes, run!" Izzie continued. "Get off the streets, it's not safe!"
"Limited edition heelys!" squealed Arizona, pointing to the nearby shoe store. "Let's go look!"
"There's no time!" yelled Meredith, annoyed.
"Sorry Arizona, but I'm gonna have to agree with her" said Teddy. "From what you guys have told me, we really don't have time to.. Hey, there's a sale on bird-patterned scrub caps!" As Teddy attempted to turn the Arizobot towards the store selling said scrub caps, Meredith snatched the remote away from her. After moving the Arizobot a few shaky steps forward, the threw up her hands in exasperation.
"Okay, I'm obviously no good at this" she grumbled, thrusting the remote at Callie. "Here. It's either you or Mark, and I don't trust Mark to be responsible with a giant robot."
"Hey!" yelled Mark, annoyed.
"That is probably best" said Teddy. "After all, the Arizobot is programmed to respond well to Callie."
"Really? Why?" Callie asked. Teddy rolled her eyes.
"Because it's Arizona. Duh."
"Oh, right" said Callie, taking the remote from Meredith. "Okay Arizobot, next stop Seattle Grace!"