The Damsel in Distress:

1. Get into trouble (no matter what: flat tire, fall down, drop something, be unable to open a jar…).

2. Beg/ask a nearby guy for help. (This usually works because all guys are natural protectors. They'll do anything for a poor helpless woman!)

3. Suggestive wink (if you haven't done it already)…

Bummer: Again, doesn't work on egotistic jerks… And be carefull not to get yourself into too much trouble (like life threatening situations)!