Mabel! No more Smiley Dip! ch.21
I OWN AND REGRET NOTHING!
I shall now impart how I decide shipping.
What I do is ask myself the following questions.
FIRST: Do I like the main character?: Yes Dipper is a deep, relatable character who is put through so much crap and gets so little respect you can't help but root for him...and latter reward him in your fanfics.
SECOND: is there someone the main character already likes?: (honestly after all the crap he goes through why shouldn't he get the girl he wants?)
Yes, in cannon. Wendy is the first girl we see him crushing on, and he actually says that he wants her.(and what my Man Dipper wants, he'll get!)
THIRD: Is the girl he likes a good person?(EX: Danny likes Paulina, but Paulina is a jerk with no redeemable qualities and has no real character depth so I wouldn't pair him with her) Yes Wendy is a good person. She didn't humiliate Dipper when he used the Lamby dance to save her, she tried to help Mabel with her relationship problems, she let Dipper down easily(a first in any cartoon I've seen!) Also her character has depth: She defied usual cartoon convention and was still mad and hurt after a break up!(Again! A cartoon first!) Also, she reveals her laid-back attitude is just a facade to deal with her testosterone overdosed family.
And that's my shipping system...alright Flame away!
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All was silent...the two awkward adolescents just looked at each other...neither knew what more they could say...what could they say?
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Oh, man. Oh, man. I really did it! Thought a now very sweaty and panicky Dipper, who was still holding out the ring Mabel kept from the gnomes, while ignoring the cramp he was getting for staying on bended knee so long...
Regardless of what Wendy said now; Dipper had already resolved to not leave the woman he loved or their unborn child. He refused to be some deadbeat dad!
His child would know that he loved him! Besides, how could he ever leave Wendy? She was the only person(aside from his sister) to understand him!...which was kinda sad considering he'd only known her for about a month...But regardless, he'd stand by her!
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Wendy looked deep into Dippers eyes and could tell he was just as anxious and scared as she was! She knew whatever she did next would dramatically effect both their lives.
She looked deep within herself...Dipper was the best friend she ever had...the most descent guy too...She genuinely felt like she could handle the baby and anything else when he was with her...But the age gap! That wasn't just something you could conveniently ignore! It was a major cultural taboo! Not to mention it just made her very uncomfortable!...On the other hand this kid has wrestled a big jerk, a giant dragon, a Giant eel, and Super Clone Hitler for her!...not to mention that whole incident with those (shudder) "Rainbow squirt" scouts!...they fought over her body!
Wendy looked at this boy...this amazing boy that had done so much for her and asked almost nothing in return...
Wendy sighed. Frak it, that Bill guy is probably going to blow the earth to pieces before the end of summer anyway- Thought Wendy as she snatched up the ring.
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"-Pa, I thought you said that if ever a guy tried to marry Wendy we needed to make him prove his 'worth'."
Asked the boy as he, his brothers, and father spied on everything through a peephole. His father chuckled. "Son, this boy just split from his family to be apart of ours...if that ain't "worthy"...Then worthy can eat it!
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Dipper had to bite his lip to keep from squealing in delight. She said yes! She took the ring, and said yes! And...was now dragging him to her room?
"Uh, Wendy what are we-" "I figure if were going to do this we might as well go all the way-" Admits Wendy as she continues to use the image of the apocalypse to keep her resolve like iron. Dipper meanwhile...had completely shut-down...
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Manly Dan shed the first tear in his life...it hit his son and gave him a crop of masculine hair sprouting up all over his body.
He is the father of my first grandchild, and the best thing to ever happen to Wendy
He is the father of my first grandchild, and the best thing to ever happen to Wendy
Manly Dan repeats this mantra as he orders his boys to chain him up while he fights the urge to rip Dipper to pieces...
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TO BE CONTINUED?
The ring coming from the gnomes was an idea from "keeper of worlds"
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