Characters: Miranda & Shepard
Word Count: 240
Rating: K
Author's Note: Shepard's business plan is a bit, lacking, to say the least...

*Love and kittens to all who have faved/subbed this random drabble fest! And extra-extraness tooooo:
RayneEthelwulf: I had forgotten how much I loved those commercials until I started writing that chapter lol. And it would be so not okay to have people singing at you like that, poor Kaidan, smh haha.
RevealedGrace: Glad you enjoyed it! And you'd think that Mr. Alenko would be smart enough to know that taking a drink from a Krogan is a no-no lol.
Janizary: A snort-laugh? Awesome. Haha! And I know right? Ashley shouldn't smile, ever. I'm sorry that I've scarred your brain/eyes like that. :p
Fatalicious: Glad ya liked it! Tbh, I'm not even sure if it even matches up perfectly to the song lol, so the melody in your head was probably a better fit.

Royalties

Joss Shepard looked up from her datapad expectantly at her XO. "So?"

"I'm sorry Shepard, there's nothing we can do about it." Miranda gave a sympathetic shrug as she looked over at the dejected woman sitting on her couch.

"Are you sure?"

"Positive. When you signed that contract with the Alliance you basically gave them the right to your image. And whatever they decided to do with said image is totally legal."

The younger biotic ran a hand through her cropped hair. "I knew being their poster girl would comeback and bite me in the butt one day." Joss let out a deep sigh as she rose from the couch and headed for the door. "Well thanks anyway Miranda."

"Of course Commander."

Once the doors were safely closed Miranda let out the snicker she'd been holding in. She found the whole situation ridiculous. All this fuss over royalties from an action figure? Only Shepard... she thought to herself as she began to straighten up her already immaculate room. And what's this? She picked up the datapad that the Commander had been going over every since she had come in. "'Joss Shepard's Guide to Collecting Royalties?'" She let her eyes scan over the text before letting out a decidedly unladylike snort. Only Shepard...

Joss Shepard's Guide to Collecting Royalties

Step 1: Acquire information on action figure manufacture.

Step 2: ? ? ?

Step 3: PROFIT!*

A/N: Gotta love South Park, right? I meant to put this one up awhile ago, but tbh I forgot that I even wrote it lol. And wow! As of me typing this we're at 21 chapters, 14,876 words, 13,700 hits, and 45 reviews! What, I don't even...I can't even begin to thank you all for sticking with this randomness for this long. I really do heart you all. A lot. Like a lot a lot. Have a supertastic rest of the week!