Chapter Warning: This chapter contains mild language
Thinking
Green Shadow: I will make this count.
Green Shadow: Wit and luck will get me through this.
Solar Flare: This is gonna be good!
Solar Flare: Things are looking bright!
Wall-Knight: I like where this is going.
Wall-Knight: My courage and my friends will bring me victory!
Chompzilla: *growls of careful strategizing*
Chompzilla: *growls akin to mischievous chuckling*
Spudow: I will try not to hurt you too much.
Spudow: I will be rational about this next move.
Citron: There's only two ways this can end, and in both of them, you lose!
Citron: What are we waiting for, Christmas?
Grass Knuckles: This'll be a piece of cake!
Grass Knuckles: Honestly, you should just concede right now!
Night Cap: You cannot foresee my next move!
Night Cap: May the dragons smile upon me!
Rose: I never could keep a poker face!
Rose: What would a lady do?
Captain Combustible: I will make this next move count!
Captain Combustible: I may need to burn some cards.
Super Brainz: This next move will be super!
Super Brainz: Is that all there is to it?
The Smash: What do I do now?
The Smash: Give me a moment…
Impfinity: What to do? What to do?
Impfinity: Do I get 6 turns instead of 2?
Rustbolt: You should be cowering right now!
Rustbolt: The question is: Which cards will hurt you the most?
Electric Boogaloo: I've already planned my move! Just let me put the card down!
Electric Boogaloo: I'll finish this match with lightning speed!
Brain Freeze: *groans of thoughtful planning*
Brain Freeze: *groans of boredom*
Professor Brainstorm: You cannot outsmart me!
Professor Brainstorm: The chances of me losing are statistically irrelevant!
Immorticia: This next move will bewitch you!
Immorticia: Stop fluttering, Zombats! I am trying to think!
Z-Mech: Strategic analysis in progress…
Z-Mech: This next move will end you!
Neptuna: Where are the Exodia cards?
Neptuna: *hums the tune to "Spear of Justice"*
Playing a trick
Green Shadow: Let's see you stop this!
Green Shadow: I have outsmarted you!
Solar Flare: You've activated my trick card!
Solar Flare: You just got tricked, love!
Wall-Knight: Ha ha! Got you!
Wall-Knight: Try and stop this!
Chompzilla: *growls akin to devilish laughter*
Chompzilla: *growls that are the equivalent of saying "Take this!"*
Spudow: Perhaps this will deter you!
Spudow: I apologize in advance!
Citron: You're goin' down!
Citron: I wish I had another pair of sunglasses, cause you gotta deal with it!
Grass Knuckles: Think fast, chucklehead!
Grass Knuckles: Here, I got this for you!
Night Cap: This will hinder your progress!
Night Cap: The dragons grant me strength!
Rose: Know your place!
Rose: Pardon me!
Captain Combustible: Burn to the ground!
Captain Combustible: This is what you get!
Super Brainz: Have at you!
Super Brainz: Super trick!
The Smash: I am so smart!
The Smash: Tricks make me stronger!
Impfinity: Start calling me Trickfinity!
Impfinity: Sorry I TRICKED you up!
Rustbolt: Feel my power!
Rustbolt: I'll crush you all!
Electric Boogaloo: You're going down!
Electric Boogaloo: I will survive!
Brain Freeze: *groans akin to an evil laugh*
Brain Freeze: *groans that are the equivalent of a battle cry*
Professor Brainstorm: Try this on for size!
Professor Brainstorm: Pop quiz, hotshot!
Immorticia: Behold the fruits of my talent!
Immorticia: I cast a hex on you!
Z-Mech: Prepare for your destruction!
Z-Mech: Deploying secret weapon!
Neptuna: Treasure this moment!
Neptuna: Avast!
Blocking a hit
Green Shadow: Stop!
Green Shadow: You cannot harm me!
Solar Flare: Nice try!
Solar Flare: Whoops! That was a close one!
Wall-Knight: Is that the best you can do?!
Wall-Knight: Ha ha! This armor is a work of wonder!
Chompzilla: *growls of denial*
Chompzilla: *growls of anger*
Spudow: Not so fast!
Spudow: Slow and steady!
Citron: Buzz off!
Citron: Good thing I'm indestructible!
Grass Knuckles: Psyche!
Grass Knuckles: Denied!
Night Cap: The dragons protect me!
Night Cap: No!
Rose: Excuse you!
Rose: How dare you!
Captain Combustible: Enough!
Captain Combustible: Stop it!
Super Brainz: Ooh! That almost hurt!
Super Brainz: I am too super to be harmed!
The Smash: Nope!
The Smash: I am bulletproof!
Impfinity: Woah!
Impfinity: Yikes!
Rustbolt: Is that all you got?!
Rustbolt: Protect me, toaster!
Electric Boogaloo: Oh! What was that?!
Electric Boogaloo: Hey-o!
Brain Freeze: *groans that sound more like girly shrieks*
Brain Freeze: *groans of frustration*
Professor Brainstorm: I blocked it with my mind!
Professor Brainstorm: I am far too smart for you!
Immorticia: Shield magic, go!
Immorticia: Did you think you could stop me?
Z-Mech: The wonders of Zomboss technology!
Z-Mech: I will not be stopped!
Neptuna: Watch it, punk!
Neptuna: Fuhuhuhu!
Playing a Signature Superpower
Green Shadow: I will strike you down!
Green Shadow: My Precision Blast will bring justice!
Solar Flare: It's getting hot in here!
Solar Flare: Get too close to me, and you'll get a Sunburn!
Wall-Knight: Try and stop me now!
Wall-Knight: I am Uncrackable!
Chompzilla: *growls that are the equivalent of saying "Get in my belly!"*
Chompzilla: *growls that indicate a desire to Devour*
Spudow: Get it while it is hot!
Spudow: Let's play a game of Hot Potato!
Citron: Get through this, cupcake!
Citron: Try and peel away my Peel Shield now!
Grass Knuckles: I'm gonna punch your teeth in!
Grass Knuckles: No better pummel than a Power Pummel!
Night Cap: Let the dragon consume you!
Night Cap: My Mush-Boom technique will teach you discipline and humility!
Rose: GOAT out of here!
Rose: The Goatify spell! My personal favorite!
Captain Combustible: Now you've made me angry!
Captain Combustible: My Blazing Bark will end you!
Super Brainz: Up, up, and away!
Super Brainz: Excuse me if I get Carried Away!
The Smash: Now you go squish!
The Smash: Are you ready for a Slammin' Smackdown?!
Impfinity: Just me, myself, and I!
Impfinity: You can't handle the Triple Threat!
Rustbolt: Look how small you are!
Rustbolt: My Shrink Ray will put you in your place!
Electric Boogaloo: Don't stop me now!
Electric Boogaloo: Stayin' Alive! Stayin' Alive! Ah, ha, ha, ha!
Brain Freeze: *groans that sound like humming to a holiday theme*
Brain Freeze: *groans that indicate daydreaming of a Frozen Tundra*
Professor Brainstorm: Ladies and gentlemen! My latest creation!
Professor Brainstorm: Ever get that "Eureka" moment?!
Immorticia: I will drive you batty!
Immorticia: Zombats! By far the best Witch's Familiar!
Z-Mech: Now you will be eradicated!
Z-Mech: You cannot grasp the true power of my Missile Madness!
Neptuna: Catch this!
Neptuna: Wanna play with my Octo-Pet?!
Playing a Legendary Card
Green Shadow: I have you now!
Green Shadow: My power is unmatched!
Solar Flare: I'm on fire!
Solar Flare: How do you like me now?
Wall-Knight: Surprise!
Wall-Knight: How about this?!
Chompzilla: *growls of preemptive triumph*
Chompzilla: *growls of ravenous fury*
Spudow: You have left me no choice!
Spudow: Were you expecting that?!
Citron: You're gonna have a bad time!
Citron: I'm not gonna fight you. I'm gonna kick your ass!
Grass Knuckles: What now?! What now?!
Grass Knuckles: Should've stayed in bed, chuckle head!
Night Cap: My warrior's spirit burns within me!
Night Cap: Now you face the dragon's wrath!
Rose: I got you a present!
Rose: Witness the full extent of my power!
Captain Combustible: You're in for it now!
Captain Combustible: Witness me!
Super Brainz: A super card fit for a superhero!
Super Brainz: Courtesy of yours truly!
The Smash: You won't like me when I'm angry!
The Smash: Do I win now?
Impfinity: You're in trouble now!
Impfinity: Here's the little guy bringing out the big guns!
Rustbolt: You've crossed me, and now you're gonna pay!
Rustbolt: Any last words?!
Electric Boogaloo: That's what I'm talkin' about!
Electric Boogaloo: Time to break it down!
Brain Freeze: *groans of triumph*
Brain Freeze: *groans that sound like maniacal laughter*
Professor Brainstorm: Witness the fruits of my genius!
Professor Brainstorm: Oops! Did I put that there?!
Immorticia: Now you shall feel the witch's wrath!
Immorticia: A hush falls over the crowd!
Z-Mech: An instrument of destruction!
Z-Mech: Feel my ultimate power!
Neptuna: Drown in the depths!
Neptuna: The sea will swallow you whole!
Against a Legendary Card
Green Shadow: *gasps*
Green Shadow: Oh no!
Solar Flare: Oh bollocks!
Solar Flare: Oh bloody hell!
Wall-Knight: How can this be?!
Wall-Knight: Unacceptable!
Chompzilla: *growls of terror*
Chompzilla: *growls that sound like a swear word*
Spudow: Oh my! How extreme!
Spudow: There is no need for violence!
Citron: Aw crap!
Citron: That ain't right!
Grass Knuckles: Ah crud!
Grass Knuckles: Are you freakin' kidding me?!
Night Cap: Your adversity is but a test!
Night Cap: Kuso! (Damn!)
Rose: Oh dear!
Rose: Whatever shall I do?
Captain Combustible: Oh come on!
Captain Combustible: How could this happen?
Super Brainz: You dare challenge me?
Super Brainz: Ah!
The Smash: What is that?!
The Smash: You should be disqualified!
Impfinity: Oh criminy Christmas!
Impfinity: Jinkies!
Rustbolt: No! Put that away!
Rustbolt: Argh! Just great!
Electric Boogaloo: Yikes!
Electric Boogaloo: Is that for me? No thank you!
Brain Freeze: *groans of terror*
Brain Freeze: *groans that are the equivalent of saying "That's no fair!"*
Professor Brainstorm: Egad!
Professor Brainstorm: Statistically impossible!
Immorticia: *witch's shriek*
Immorticia: Curses!
Z-Mech: A minor irritant!
Z-Mech: How can you have this power?
Neptuna: Ah, tartar sauce!
Neptuna: Are you kidding me?!
Conceding
Green Shadow: I have to go.
Green Shadow: We'll fight some other time.
Solar Flare: Going AFK!
Solar Flare: Sorry, I got better things to do!
Wall-Knight: I must leave now!
Wall-Knight: See you later!
Chompzilla: *growls akin to a ragequit*
Chompzilla: *growls that are the equivalent of saying "See you"*
Spudow: I have to go now!
Spudow: Consider this an act of peace!
Citron: I must go! My planet needs me!
Citron: I ain't got time for this!
Grass Knuckles: Screw you guys! I'm going home!
Grass Knuckles: I'm outta here!
Night Cap: I do not have the time for this.
Night Cap: Our paths will cross again.
Rose: Oops! It is tea time! I must leave now!
Rose: Farewell!
Captain Combustible: I need a rest!
Captain Combustible: I hate card games!
Super Brainz: I must go now!
Super Brainz: This isn't over yet!
The Smash: Decisive victory…
The Smash: I need something to eat.
Impfinity: Nope, nope, nope, nope, nope!
Impfinity: I think I heard the boss calling me! Gotta go!
Rustbolt: I'll be back!
Rustbolt: Giving up? This isn't like me…
Electric Boogaloo: I need to go chill.
Electric Boogaloo: We'll dance some other time!
Brain Freeze: *groans akin to a ragequit*
Brain Freeze: *groans that are the equivalent of saying "Nope!"*
Professor Brainstorm: I have a class to teach…
Professor Brainstorm: I need to make a new plan…
Immorticia: I have something in the oven.
Immorticia: This isn't over yet…at least for now!
Z-Mech: I am going…AFK.
Z-Mech: Shutting down for now!
Neptuna: I'm going back to the ocean!
Neptuna: I need to go relax in my treasure hoard.
Dealing 4 or more damage
Green Shadow: Take that!
Green Shadow: Excellent!
Solar Flare: Critical hit!
Solar Flare: Wicked!
Wall-Knight: Have at you!
Wall-Knight: Wonderful!
Chompzilla: *growls that sound like taunting laughter*
Chompzilla: *growls that are the equivalent of saying "Oh yeah!"*
Spudow: Outstanding!
Spudow: I did great!
Citron: That's gotta hurt!
Citron: How do you like that?!
Grass Knuckles: Boom, baby!
Grass Knuckles: Got anything smart to say now?!
Night Cap: Strike at the heart!
Night Cap: You are unworthy!
Rose: Remarkable!
Rose: My apologies!
Captain Combustible: Getting hotheaded?!
Captain Combustible: Burn it down!
Super Brainz: Tastes like justice!
Super Brainz: Super crit!
The Smash: Pow! Ha ha!
The Smash: Smashing!
Impfinity: Take that!
Impfinity: Nice!
Rustbolt: Feel my power!
Rustbolt: Weakling!
Electric Boogaloo: Electrifying!
Electric Boogaloo: Oh yeah!
Brain Freeze: *groans akin to a battle cry*
Brain Freeze: *groans that sound similar to a Tarzan yell*
Professor Brainstorm: I'm a genius!
Professor Brainstorm: Study this!
Immorticia: Transcendent!
Immorticia: *witch's cackle*
Z-Mech: A crushing blow!
Z-Mech: Get wrecked!
Neptuna: Anchors away!
Neptuna: I'll capsize you!
Low Health
Green Shadow: I cannot afford to lose now!
Green Shadow: This is far from over!
Solar Flare: I'm not feeling so hot!
Solar Flare: Oh no, no, no!
Wall-Knight: There's still fight in me yet!
Wall-Knight: This is not over!
Chompzilla: *growls of nervousness*
Chompzilla: *growls of mild irritation*
Spudow: Please stop hurting me!
Spudow: I will not give up!
Citron: Well, this sucks!
Citron: I ain't got time to bleed!
Grass Knuckles: Come on, come on! Not like this!
Grass Knuckles: I don't usually take damage this fast!
Night Cap: I will not be defeated so easily!
Night Cap: My life now hangs in the balance!
Rose: Bugger, bugger, bugger!
Rose: You are quite rude!
Captain Combustible: Now I'm angry!
Captain Combustible: I must hit back twice as hard!
Super Brainz: I can't lose now!
Super Brainz: I'm fine! My muscles ache, that's all!
The Smash: I am so stupid!
The Smash: Boo!
Impfinity: Why me?
Impfinity: Zomboss is gonna kill me!
Rustbolt: Damn it!
Rustbolt: I'm not done with you yet!
Electric Boogaloo: Keep it together!
Electric Boogaloo: I'm feeling feverish, and not the good kind!
Brain Freeze: *groans of nervousness*
Brain Freeze: *groans that sound like a cry for help*
Professor Brainstorm: How is this possible?!
Professor Brainstorm: I won't lose, not this time!
Immorticia: Curses!
Immorticia: I won't play nice anymore!
Z-Mech: This cannot be possible!
Z-Mech: Systems critical! Entering overdrive mode!
Neptuna: Dang it, dang it, dang it!
Neptuna: This is why I hate the surface!
Victory
Green Shadow: Justice has been served!
Green Shadow: I am victorious yet again!
Solar Flare: GG! *giggle*
Solar Flare: Keep calm and burn on!
Wall-Knight: Ha ha! I live for this!
Wall-Knight: For glory!
Chompzilla: *triumphant growls*
Chompzilla: *growls indicating a desire to eat lunch*
Spudow: We are one step closer to peace!
Spudow: Thank you for this fight!
Citron: Yeah, I'm pretty awesome!
Citron: Vitamin C you later!
Grass Knuckles: Can't stop the pain train!
Grass Knuckles: My mom would be proud!
Night Cap: You are nothing!
Night Cap: My honor is restored!
Rose: Thank you for a wonderful fight!
Rose: It takes a lady to know!
Captain Combustible: Yes! I am the greatest!
Captain Combustible: I did it! Are you proud of me?!
Super Brainz: Score one for Super Brainz!
Super Brainz: For Zomboss!
The Smash: TKO!
The Smash: I live!
Impfinity: Aw yeah! Triple high-five!
Impfinity: If the doctor could see me now!
Rustbolt: *evil laughter*
Rustbolt: Don't you ever cross me again!
Electric Boogaloo: Why are you so angry? You've put some pep in my step!
Electric Boogaloo: We should do this again sometime!
Brain Freeze: *triumphant groans*
Brain Freeze: *groans indicating a hunger for ice cream*
Professor Brainstorm: Clearly I am too smart for my own good!
Professor Brainstorm: I am number one!
Immorticia: Presto!
Immorticia: It was a good witching hour! Come again for the next one!
Z-Mech: I am invincible!
Z-Mech: Initiate victory dance sequence!
Neptuna: You just got owned by a fish, punk!
Neptuna: Another one for my collection!
Defeat
Green Shadow: I will have justice someday…
Green Shadow: So that is how it is…
Solar Flare: I lost again…
Solar Flare: I'll remember this…
Wall-Knight: I'll feel that in the morning…
Wall-Knight: Forgive me, my friends…
Chompzilla: *growls of pain*
Chompzilla: *growls that sound like sobbing*
Spudow: I still believe in peace…
Spudow: I'm not mad at you. I promise…
Citron: Is this what it feels like to lose?
Citron: Fresh out of luck…
Grass Knuckles: Idiot! I'm such an idiot!
Grass Knuckles: One of these days, Grass Knuckles! One of these days!
Night Cap: I still have much to learn…
Night Cap: I have lost my honor…
Rose: How dreadful…
Rose: Oh dear! I think I am going to faint…
Captain Combustible: Why am I so bad?
Captain Combustible: Shut up! I'm not crying!
Super Brainz: Oh the pain!
Super Brainz: Noooooooo!
The Smash: How could I lose?
The Smash: I am no longer undefeated…
Impfinity: I'm sorry, Dr. Zomboss…
Impfinity: Man, I really do suck…
Rustbolt: No! Impossible!
Rustbolt: I can't believe this…
Electric Boogaloo: We all have those days…
Electric Boogaloo: That was good. I ain't even mad!
Brain Freeze: *groans of pain*
Brain Freeze: *groans that are the equivalent of saying "Mommy!"*
Professor Brainstorm: I have failed yet again…
Professor Brainstorm: Perhaps I am not as smart as I think…
Immorticia: A plague upon your soul!
Immorticia: I'll be back the next witching hour!
Z-Mech: I have failed you, Dr. Zomboss!
Z-Mech: This was not my fault…
Neptuna: Barnacles…
Neptuna: I really wish I could drown myself right now…
AUTHOR'S NOTE: How about that?! These were just some short monologues for each situation the heroes might encounter in a battle. Just something I felt like doing. ;) But just because I finished writing banters for all the regular heroes doesn't mean I'm finished writing this story. Let's just say, I've gotten permission to use an OC for my future fanfics... :) With this story finished for now, I now have some chapters uploaded for my new PvZ fanfic: Heroic Hearts! Thank you everyone for supporting me and giving constructive reviews! Knowing that people enjoy reading my work and are inspired by it fills me with determination. (Yes, I went there.) ~Timeman63, logging out!