Brandi and Roy: YMA! It's fun to stay at the YMCA-A!
Aryn: How many times do I have to tell you?! That's the wrong song! Losers.
Roy: Hey!
Riza: I agree with Aryn. .:Switches tapes and plays Excel Saga opening theme:.
QUACK EXPERIMENTAL FANFICTION PRESENTS:
BUCKET O' PARODIES
Guess Who's Story.
Aryn:wooooooo!!! Next chappy yahhhhhh!
Brandi: WO WO WOW OW OWOWOW! I'M ON CRACK!
Roy: When's Mar coning back? I'm tired of these idiots.
Aryn: Whacks Roy in the head with a water bottle.
Riza: I just talked to Mar. She said in these words "I'm looking for 2 idiots to replace the current ones."
Aryn and Brandi: HEY! Oh! And Aryn is happy because this chappy was done by another Excel Saga fan! Watch Excel Saga foos!
WHYWOULDMARWANTTOREPLACEUS?
It was Ed's birthday. Everyone was gathered around to give presents and sing. I guess.
Soon, it was time for Hughes' present. And guess what he got him? Yep! A button! (Brandi: mar, your button idea is popular…) This button was pretty. It was blue with green sparkles. You just HAD to press it.
But Hughes didn't let Ed press it. He wanted it all to himself. So you know the drill. Hughes pressed the button sending the world into otter chaos.
When Ed awoke, he was in a strange place. And he thought that he was even shorter than usual. After beating himself up, he went to the mirror. What he saw shocked him. He had been turned into a white dog! Le gasp!
'gah! What the hell is this?! Stupid Hughes! I've told him enough times not to push buttons! Especially my buttons!' Ed thought to himself. But then he heard a noise.
"MENCHIIIIIIIIIIIII!!! WHERE ARE YOU MENCHIIIIIII?!" Came a loud and annoying voice from behind. 'Menchi?' thought Ed.
"MENCHI! THERE YOU ARE! I'VE BEEN LOOKING ALL OVER FOR YOU!" Ed noticed that this girl was holding a frying pan and spatula in one hand and spices in the other. 'I have a baaaaaaaad feeling about this…'
"I'M GOING TO MAKE YOU ALL NICE AND TASTY MENCHI!" The next thing Ed knew, he was being chased around the house and wondering why this sadistic dog-hating girl was trying to cook him. But he still didn't know where he was. But, suddenly, something fell on her head and she lost her train of thought so she ran off to see what it was.
Meanwhile Ed was desperately trying to escape. So he tried to open the door. He tried kung-fu and pounding on the door with a giant mallet (which greatly annoyed the neighbors). He was about to blow the door down with dynamite but one of the annoyed neighbors came to see what all the ruckus was about.
"Hey, what the hell is going on here?! Right when I'm about to eat some ramen with lukewarm water too." As he opened the door, Ed dropped the dynamite and looked at the opening door in front of him. The 'Ode To Joy' started playing and little angels came down around Ed's head. Once he stepped out the door, he looked to his savior and bowed his head in appreciation.
"Uh…you're…welcome?" Said the neighbor. Ed then jumped down from the ledge and into the street, his little angels and the ode to Joy following him.
As he was enjoying his freedom, he passes a bunch of strange people. They apparently called themselves the AFRO WARRIORS. But his day took a turn for the worst. As he was strolling down the street and barking the Ode To Joy, the crazy dog-eating lady came back.
At first she didn't notice Ed, but then she saw him. Oops. The Ode To Joy quickly stopped playing as she chased him down the road.
"MENCHIIIII! MENCHIIIII! MENCHIIIIII!!" When she finally caught him, the little angels left into the sky as Ed whined and cried his little doggy eyes out. He slumped.
"HEY, MENCHI? WHERE DID ALL THE ENERGY YOU JUST HAD A MINUTE AGO GO?" Asked the crazy lady who always yelled.
Just then, a really cute thing passed by. "Puchuu!" it said.
"AWWWWW! IT'S SO CUTE! YES, YOU'RE THE CUTEST THING IN THE WORLD! BUT WHO THE HECK CARES?!" Said the crazy lady. The Puchuu's face turned really ugly and it got a really low, deep voice. Strange.
But then her attention turned back to Ed and well, the next part is too violent to put in here so…yah. Here we present Brandi with funny but useless crap for your everyday life. Information provided by Mar's friend, Peggy.
Did You Know... If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(let's yell!)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Who needs to know this?)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. (O.M.G.!)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the
length of a football field.
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm...)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(This is bad luck for you, Mar. You gonna die sooner than me.)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(So they can't bend their knees? Then why do they have knees?)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
( .:monitors cat's pee:.)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Mosquito repellents don't repel. They hide you. The spray blocks the mosquito's
sensors so they don't know you're there.
(no duh.)
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush be kept at least 6 feet away from a toilet to avoid airborne particles resulting from the flush.
(Did I need to know that?)
No piece of paper can be folded in half more than 7 times.
(Interesting)
Donkeys kill more people annually than plane crashes.
(How did they figure that out?)
You burn more calories sleeping than you do watching television.
(can't think of a comment)
American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating 1 olive from each salad served in first-class.
(1 olive…such a difference)
Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin.
(in Mar's house it's cat hair)
Michael Jordan makes more money from Nike annually than all of the Nike factory workers in Malaysia combined.
Walt Disney was afraid of mice.
(I feel sorry for Mickey Mouse)
A duck's quack doesn't echo and no one knows why.
(But if it's a sound, it has to echo…)
Turtles can breathe through their backsides.
(Didn't really need to know that…)
In 10 minutes, a hurricane releases more energy than all of the world's nuclear weapons combined.
(YAY! Hurricanes!)
On average, 100 people choke to death on ballpoint pens every year.
(Why…? I don't wanna know…)
Women blink nearly twice as much as men.
(someone has waaay to much time on their hands)
It's physically impossible for you to lick your elbow.
(No it aint)
Americans on average eat 18 acres of pizza every day.
(No wonder Americans are the fattest people in the world…)
YAYDONEIGUESS
Aryn: Thank you Brandi for that…interesting report. And you too Peggy! Oh, And we are not going to say who wrote this chapter. Know why? Because if you can't figure it out, you are dumb. You should be able to identify them by the style of writing.. Come on, it's easy. Leave the guess in your review. PLEASE review because this story has almost 100 reviews and reviewers number 99, 100, and 101 get to be in the authors note…things.
Brandi: Aryn, you get too much talking time. - -;
Roy; I was hardly in this one!
Riza: I'm just here to keep you all in check.
Aryn: Come on, We want reviewwwwsssss!!!!! PLEASE.
Quack Experimental FanFiction ©2007 of AnimeAddict333 and this story is ©of the person that you are about to guess wrote this. No part of this fic may be reproduced, sold, or copied without Mar's permission. All Rights Reserved. AnimAddict333 does not own FMA or Excel Saga.
Brandi: YAY! I did the disclaimer thingy!