Phineas and Ferb Save the Disneyverse – Chapter 20: Battle for the Disneyverse
A/N: Happy New Year! Can you believe it's 2018 already? But as a new year dawns, my story swiftly approaches its final scenes. In this chapter, keep in mind that, due to the sheer number of Disney characters in this chapter (many of which only making cameo appearances), I'd recommend looking up any characters you're unfamiliar with on Google, or even DisneyWiki. In this chapter, it's going down! Please enjoy!
Disclaimer: Most of the characters in this story belong to the Disney company, except for the ones I have made up.
"Let's do it!" Butch exclaimed. He and his kids led the advance of against the incoming hoardes of villains. As Ursula prepared to attack, Butch grabbed one of her tentacles, ripping it clean off.
"My tentacle!" she exclaimed as she tried to strangle him with her other tentacles.
"Cut the whinin'," Butch replied as he tried to shove her to the ground. "You and I both know it'll grow back."
There was a great clash as villains and protagonists duked it out; sword against sword, brawn against brawn. Prince Quinten's card soldiers duked it out using their heart-shaped spears. Elsa could at least temporarily freeze several dozen of Maleficent's goons in one swoop. Judy and Nick found their fighting skills useful. Owen meanwhile used a sword to successfully fight off one pirate while his raptors were busy tackling many of Captain Hook's crew.
"Take that, me hearties!" Owen cried. "Not so tough are you?"
"Ha, ha, ha! We'll see about that!" Shenzi exclaimed as she, Banzai, Ed and three other hyenas circled him.
"I've got dibs on this guy!" Banzai said. Ed and the other hyenas snickered in the background.
Owen grinned. "Pul-eeze! I've tamed far more aggressive creatures than you bunch." He whistled the signal and Blue, Charlie, Delta and Echo charged from out of the crowd, tackling the hyenas. Echo headbutt one out of the fight, and tail-slapped another. Charlie chased Ed and another hyenas off the scene. Meanwhile, Delta forced Banzai to the ground and Blue successfully pinned down Shenzi. Owen crossed his arms. "See what I mean? That's my girls!"
Jay clashed his sword against LeFou's, who despite his disposition was rather skilled in sword-fighting.
"You think you can beat me in fencing?" LeFou asked. "Gaston and me've been training!"
"'Me've'?" Jay asked, narrowly avoiding LeFou's sword.
"You know what I mean! And we all know nobody train's like Gaston!" Suddenly LeFou's sword was knocked out of his hand by Agent Pinky, who'd cleverly snuck up from the side. LeFou held up his hands in surrender and Jay lightly tapped his chest with the tip of the sword. LeFou fell to the ground.
"Way to go, pup," Jay told the dog. "Carlos should teach Dude how to fence."
Agent Pinky barked a warning to Jay, but too late he noticed the serpentine tail wrapping around him and Agent Pinky's bodies. Jay instantly knew who's grasp they were in.
"Well hello, Son!" Jafar said. "We haven't had our father/son time lately have we?"
"Not...this time...Dad!" Jay and Agent Pinky struggled, but was no use.
Suddenly, an eagle swooped down from the sky and instantly transformed into Maui. Maui grabbed Jafar's tail so that he released Jay and Agent Pinky before swinging the giant snake around and around and around several times. With a mighty lunge, he threw Jafar off into the distance.
"I'll be back!" Jafar cried.
Jay gave Maui a fist-bump and Maui turned back into his eagle form to help another ally.
"Thanks, Maui!" Jay called.
"You're welcome!"
"That fight's turning pretty violent," Claire observed. "How's the Ferbball Machine coming along?"
"We've almost got it finished," Phineas told her. "Gray, can you hand me the screwdriver?"
"Here," Gray said.
"Thanks. That the last thing we need?"
Ferb held up cord.
"Why on earth did you make a pinball machine-thing that needs to be plugged in?" Candace asked.
"We didn't think we'd need to use it to save the world."
"It looks like we will need to use some other kind of power course," Baljeet explained.
In the twinkle of an eye, Tinkle Bell flew over to them. Seeing their dilema, she flicked her wand and a solar panel appeared.
"Thanks, Tinker Bell!" Isabella said. She plugged the machine in. "Let's get to work!"
"I agree!" Phineas said. "Aim and fire at will!"
The Mal and Evie pulled back the trigger and released a bolt of light that shot out of the machine and hit a series of pirates. "Woohoo!" they cheered.
"Great," Ben said. "But we still need to stop that Matominator, otherwise the villains will keep coming."
"How are we gonna do that?" Stacy asked. "We're over here, and the castle is waaaay over there."
"Stacy's right," Evie said. "We can't make it through that hoarde of fighters."
"Maybe this will help," Carl told them, bringing over an improved replica version of the Beak supersuit. "I added extra arms so you can carry up to four people while you fly over to the castle."
Perry nodded in approval.
"Great," Carlos said. "So who's going?"
"I have operated the Beak before," said Baljeet. "Buford and I can operate it so that we can transport Perry, Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Mal and Evie to the castle. After we do that, I can help in the fight."
"Forget it man," Buford said. "You could barely fight Norm bots last. I'm head-operatin' this thing."
Baljeet sighed. "Point well-taken."
"We'd better get to it," Phineas stated. "But who's going to operate the Ferbball Machine while we're gone."
"Carlos, Zach, Aunt Claire and I have got that covered," Gray said.
"Great. Let's get to it!"
"It doesn't look so good for us down there," Evil Queen said, looking down from Maleficent's castle.
"You've got that right," Doofenshmirtz agreed. "They're going through our army like there's no tomorrow."
"They certainly have a lot of reinforcements," Bellwether noticed.
Maleficent's eyes glowed green. "Two can play at this game! It's time to finish them off!"
"You're not gonna kill them all, right?" Doofenshmirtz asked.
"What is your problem with finishing people off?" Bellwether demanded.
"That's a major aspect of being a true villain," Evil Queen told him.
"I don't know, I just think that outright killing people's a bit too extreme. I mean, if you kill everybody, you won't have anyone to rule over? Personally I like to imprison my victims while I tell them my backstory of why I'm doing my evil deed of the day. Sure, my nemesis usually breaks out and we have a bit of a battle that he usually wins, but killing him means I wouldn't ever have anyone to attempt to dominate, you know? Besides, it also allows me to come up with all these different traps that I can trap him with so that–"
Evil Queen glared. "I've just about had it up to here with your rambling!"
"If you're not willing to kill your oponent," Bellwether pointed out, "you can't truly call yourself a villain. And that's coming from a sheep!"
"The sheep's more aggressive than you ever will be, Doofenshmirtz," Maleficent said. "You aren't anything close to the villain the rest of us are."
"I can be an aggressive villain," Doofenshmirtz argued. "I've done tons of aggressive stuff and—hey!" Maleficent's eyes glowed green and with a flick of her scepter, Doofenshmirtz and Norm were floated to the nearest closet and locked inside. "Hey! Let me out of here! You can't do this! We're a team!"
"We were patient with you, Doofenshmirtz," Maleficent explained, "but your nothing but a big sissy. The real villains of the world are about to take over, and you're not evil enough to take part."
"Aw come on! That's not fair! Just get me out of here! I'll do anything! I got it! I'll trade you something for my freedom. Let's see...I've got...oh! I've got a postcard from Borneo! Doesn't everyone want a postcard from Borneo? I bet I'm one of the few people in the world who has one..."
"I don't think they like you anymore, sir," Norm said.
"Shut up, Norm."
Evil Queen sighed. "Finally, that disgrace is where he belongs. Now the real villains can get to work!"
"Definitely," Maleficent said. "The time is now!"
Suddenly, Maleficent disappeared in a puff of purple smoke that floated out of the window. A few seconds later, the smoke was replaced by a menacing, reptilian creature covered in purple scaly skin, boasting a double-horned head and a mouthful of sharp teeth – a dragon! Maleficent flew high over the valley where the fight was taking place, planning her next move.
Ben swiped his sword to the right, knocking over another goon. "Ha!" he cried. "I've got this!" Suddenly, a massive boot knocked him over and pinned him to the ground. "Nevermind."
"Ha, ha, ha!" Gaston laughed. "Hello, future son-in-law!"
"You're never marrying my mother! And get off me!"
"There's one thing you can never forget about your future dad, Ben," Gaston told him. "Nobody tromps around wearing boots like Gaston!"
Just then, as the Beak zoomed toward Gaston and Buford knocked Gaston in the head.
"Buford Van Stomm!" Buford cried.
"Ow!" Gaston cried as he tumbled to the ground. "Hey! I'll get you for that!"
Ben took the chance to flee. "Thanks, guys!"
"No problem! Ben!" Mal called. "I guess no one falls like Gaston either."
Phineas laughed. "You've got that right. There's the castle!"
Buford flew the Beak down low and dropped Phineas, Ferb, Isabella, Mal, Evie and Perry next to the castle. Then, he flew off to help the other allies. Without a moment to loose, the group went through the door and climbed up the stairs to where the Matom-extractionator was held. There, they found Evil Queen and Bellwether watching the fight take place.
"Hold it right there, villains!" Isabella exclaimed.
"Well, if it isn't the rescue party!" Evil Queen said. "And Evie! Look at your face, your make-up is all–"
"Not now, Mother!" Evie snapped. "Step away from the Matom-extractionator."
"You think that since Maleficent's not here we're just gonna obey your every order?" Bellwether asked. "Ha, ha! Not likely." With a snap of Bellwether's fingers, Grolar and Pizzly came charging toward them from another room.
"Let's get 'em, bro!" Pizzly exclaimed.
"You've got it!" Grolar replied.
But Perry was having none of it. He jumped at Grolar and pecked him in the nose before punching him to the ground. Then he slapped Pizzly in the face so that he tumbled atop Evil Queen and Bellwether.
"Grrr!" Perry growled.
"Hey! Get us from under here!" Bellwether cried. "I don't like being squished by 2000 pounds of polar bear blubber!"
"My make-up!" Evil Queen exclaimed. "My lipstick! It's got polar bear fur all in it."
"Isabella, Phineas, Ferb," Mal said, "you tie them up. We need to disable this machine."
Evie spotted her magic mirror that had been attached to the frame holding all the mirror shards. She tried to pry it loose. "It won't budge."
"You need to hit the self-destruct button," Doofenshmirtz said from inside the closet.
"Wait, you built this thing with a self-destruct button?" Mal asked.
"Oh I put one on everything! My TV, my refrigerator, my robots–"
"And why are you in the closet?" Phineas asked.
"Apparently Evil Queen and Maleficent thought I wasn't 'evil enough' so they locked me up in here so I couldn't interfere with their evil plans. Can you let me out now? Please? Being trapped in a tiny closet with a giant robot isn't fun."
Mal sighed. "Should we let him out, Perry?"
Perry shrugged and unlocked the closet door.
"Oh man! That's better," Doofenshmirtz said upon exiting the closet. "Thank you, Perry the platypus."
"Grrr," Perry said.
"So where's the self-destruct button on this thing?" Mal asked.
"It's on the right side."
"No!" Evil Queen cried after she, the polar bear twins and Bellwether were tied up. "Don't press that!"
Perry pressed the button and the machine disassembled. Evie's Magic Mirror fell from the frame, and she quickly snatched it back. The mega-sized, ultra-powerful villains on the battlefield shrunk and returned to their normal, less powerful forms.
"We did it!" Isabella exclaimed.
Ferb's eyes grew wide. "Not quite." He pointed to the window – staring at them all through bright green eyes was the monsterous dragon. She took a deep breath.
"She's gonne blow!" Phineas exclaimed.
Mal cried, "No! Mother! Wait!"
But Maleficent didn't wait, and she cast a blast of fire into the castle that filled the parlor (carefully, as to not singe her fellow villains). Phineas, Ferb, Perry, Mal, Isabella and Evie ran for their lives to the only place that wasn't already covered in flames – up the stairs. They soon found themselves on the balcony of one of the castle's pillars. With fire on the floor below them, they were trapped.
"Oh no! Here she comes!" Isabella cried.
"What do we do?" Phineas asked.
Mal frowned and flipped through her book to see if any spells could help them. As she searched, her mother flew up to meet them, furious as ever, giving off a deafening roar. Finally, she had her daughter and her friends in her sights, ready to finish them off. She took in a deep breath and her throat glowed bright red, ready to cast another fiery flame. At that moment, Mal happened upon...
"'Make it look as it had been, never to return to this form again'!"
Suddenly, Maleficent coughed on her own fiery breath and flailed about in the sky, struggling to stay aloft. She whipped her reptilian tail back and forth as she disappeared in a dark smoke. A moment later, a lizard fell from out of the smoke and landed in Mal's hands.
"Ha!" Mal said. "We've got her!"
Evie went to the edge of the balcony and shouted, "Maleficent has been...defeated!"
Below, the crowd of protagonists cheered. They had won the battle!
"Mr. Big!" Judy Hopps exclaimed. "What are you doing here?"
Mr. Big and his polar bear chaprone had got out of a limousine that had just pulled up. "I'm here to collect those buffoons of mine."
Li Shang nudged the two tied-up polar bears toward their former boss.
"Mr. Big!" Grolar began, "This is a simple misunderstanding."
"Yes! Yes!" Pizzly urged. "We can explain everything!" Mr. Big cocked an eyebrow. "...OK, maybe we can't."
Mr. Big turned to his other polar bear butlers. "In that case, there is only one thing to do...Ice 'em!"
The other polar bear butlers grabbed the twins and forced them into the limousine. "No! No! Don't do this! Noooo!"
Mr. Big turned to everyone else. "Thank you. As you were."
Then Mr. Big's crew hopped back into the limousine and drove away. Meanwhile, Nick and Judy rearrested Bellwether to take her back to Zootopia.
At that moment, Maui – in his eagle form – flew in, carrying Phineas, Ferb, Doofenshmirtz and Carl in his talons. He gently placed them on the ground.
"The fire's been put out," Carl confirmed.
"Good work, everyone!" Monogram congratulated.
"And we've rounded up all the villains," Mal added.
"I know for a fact at least some of won't be acting up anytime soon," Carlos said as he watched Thunderclap. The pterosaur was cowering, with his wings over his head, as Spot growled at him from nearby.
"I promise! I promise!" Thunderclap exclaimed. "I won't eat a human again! I won't eat a human again! I won't eat a human again!"
"Don't think you all have us beat," Jafar said. "You may have us surrounded now, but we will come back!"
"That's right!" Captain Hook affirmed.
"And when we come back," said Scar, "we will defeat you all!"
"Well that day's not today, is it?" Ben asked. "We've got you outnumbers and surrounded."
"If you're so smart," Ursula snapped, "how do you think you're going to get all of us back to the Isle? You can't possibly do that without a few of us escaping your grasp."
"I brought a solution to that," Fairy Godmother said, coming onto the scene.
Behind her, a lion with a dark red mane, a hippo, a honey badger, an egret and a cheetah charged onto the plain.
"Kion!" Simba said in the excitement of seeing his son again.
"T-t-the Lion Guard!" Shenzi exclaimed.
"That's right!" Kion confirmed.
"A 'lion guard' with only one lion?" Cruella scoffed. "Pathetic!"
"We'll see about that!" Bunga the honey badger said. "Go on, Kion! Use the roar!"
"That's what I was about to do," Kion replied. "Everybody, stand back!"
Kion gave a mighty roar that send a powerful wind sweeping across the plain, with the villains in its crossfire. All the villains in front of Kion were blown high into the air, though Captain Hook clung tightly to a nearby tree.
"No! No!" Captain Hook cried. "I won't go...back...to...the Isleeee!" His lost his grip and flew off with the rest of the villains.
Fairy Godmother magically created an opening in the boundary surrounding the Isle of the Lost, allowing the villains to fall through before she closed it back. Everyone landed with a big thud.
Gaston was the first to get up. "Ow!" he exclaimed. "My back!"
LeFou took a deep breath. "No one's back...hurts like Gaston's! No one–"
Gaston grabbed him by the shirt cuff. "Not another word!"
"Well that went well," Cruella De Vill snapped.
Jafar straightened his headpiece. "We should have expected to loose that fight, following one of Maleficent's 'brilliant plans' again."
"Tell me about it!" Ursula agreed.
"If you all hadn't been so focused on getting those mirror shards back," Scar pointed out, "we could have attacked those AK's a lot sooner."
Just then, Uma, daughter of Ursula, Harry, son of Captain Hook and Gil, son of Gaston came out from one of the buildings. Uma crossed her arms snickered to herself.
"What's so funny?" Gil asked.
"Well, Mom," Uma said, "I guess that planned worked out swimmingly. You should know by now that any plan of Maleficent's destined to fail."
Ursula scowled. "Give it a rest, Uma."
"I want to take a moment to thank everyone for their work in getting those villains back where they belong," Monogram said. "And OWCA will have the entire Forbidden Mountain in superb condition in no time."
"That's a lot of work though," Phineas pointed out, "isn't it?"
"No worries," Carl told him. "We've got lots of agents."
"In the meantime though, we need to get you all back to your respective dimensions."
Isabella frowned. "I was kind of hoping we could stay long enough to attend Aurodon's Founder's Day Festival."
"I almost forgot about the festival," Mal stated.
"But if you guys go, everyone will want to go," Monogram pointed out.
"That could be arranged," Fairy Godmother suggested.
A/N: Don't worry, no villains or protagonists were killed in the writing of this fanfic. Cartoon characters are naturally able to survive getting burned, thrown to the ground from a significant height and smashed pancake-flat much better than real-life people can. Was that an epic fight scene or what? I'm kind of sad that this marks the second to last chapter of the story. What is Fairy Godmother's big plan? Find out in the next chapter! As always, be sure to favorite and follow this story if you haven't already, leave a comment in the review section, and remember...There's so many ways to be wicked!