"Damn!" Naruto yelped as Sasuke tried his best to button thw way-too-skinny jeans around his hips.

"Sorry" The raven muttered, finnaly buckling them. "Got it!" He exclaimed in a triumphant voice. He backed up and admired his work.

Naruto was wearing black skinny jeans and if they were any tighter, his veins would show through. He had on a fishnet shirt that was half-covered by a black jacket with an orange strip going from his left shoulder to his right hip. On his back was a vicious fox with nine tails lashing around behind it, snareling at anyone who dared to look at him- All good fighters get something like this. And to top it off, he was wearing some snazzy tinted shades.

"I...can't...breathe!" The blonde ghasped.

Sasuke laughed and undid the pants again, doing some pin thing so they were looser around the waist. His eyes lingered on how the tight pants made his crush's member bulge ever so slightly, only inches from his face (He was crouching while doing the pants). He felt the drool develope in his mouth and quickly stood up, turning so his friend couldn't see his own massive bulge. "You're good to go." He said over his shoulder with a smirk. "Try not to get raped."

Naruto grinned and wrapped his arms around the raven in a reverse bear hug. "Thanks, Sasuke. I couldn't have pulled this off without you." He snickered. "And I'll probably need you to pull it off latter- I can't move in this thing!" Then he pulled off and went into the main lounge to meet up with Neji.

Sasuke covered his mouth as a blush crept up his cheeks. 'He doesn't even know how suggestive that sounded!'

"Naru-cha..." Neji gaped at the blonde. "Damn! You're hot, Naruto! What artist made this miraculous change? Or should I say magician?"

The blonde laughed. "None other than the amazing Sasuke! The baka managed to squeeze me into these pants- God knows how."

"Well, I'm gonna ask him how sometime." The pale-eyed sponsor licked his lips and moved to the door. "Anyways, let's go. If we don't leave now, we're gonna be late."

And so they left.

Kakashi watched the shadow that tailed them worrifully. 'None of my buisness.'

"Daaaaaaamnn...!" Naruto exclaimed as they got out of the car and ventured into the darkness of night. They were standing in front of the Tojiro mansion, the blonde in slight aw. It was five stories of natural-looking stone and surrounded by an enormous garden. The part that told you who owned it was the fact that only the first floor had windows. Creepy.

Neji chuckled at the blonde's face- it was a pretty funny mix of wonder and discust. "Well, let's go. Orochimaru's been dying to meet you." He said, and then whispered, "Don't let him or Kabuto get you alone under any circumstances. Stay by my side as much as possible. You hear?"

The blonde fighter nodded slowly.

"Good. Let's go."

When they entered through the huge double doors, they were attacked by some song rapping about pounding a woman.

'This is what a rapist would listen to, I bet.' Naruto thought to himself as he followed Neji deeper into the crowd, resisting the urge to hold onto his sleeve like a child.

"Hyuuga!" A high voice hissed- yes, hissed. Naruto turned to see a thin man walk up to him. He had dark, long black hair and was obviously (Naruto hoped) wearing contacts, for his eyes looked piss yellow and his pupils looked almost slitted. Said eyes were outlined in purple, ending in tips mid-way down his nose. He was wearing some type of tan robe that stopped at his thighs over brown slacks and was tied back with a large purple rope. He looked frickin scarey! Total creeper material!

"Hello, Orochimaru." Neji replied from between clenched teeth. "Here's the one you wanted to see, Naruto Uzumaki." He stepped aside, showing the blonde to the snake, though still keeping slightly in front of him.

"Uh...hi." The blonde greeted lamely. He heaned so he was just a little bit further behind his sponsor- he didn't like the way the pale man was eyeing him.

Orohimaru grinned widely and slithered closer. "Hellooooo little one~ It's a pleasure to finaly meet you. I'm Orochimaru Tojiro, the most established sponsor to ever put his money in the arena." He took the blonde's hand and bowed to kiss it, but the fighter's hand jerked back as Naruto squashed it to his chest, backing up slightly.

"He doesn't need sponsorship, Tojiro. I'm already his official sponsor." Neji growled, quite obviously shoving the blonde behind him.

Orochimaru frowned. "A pity~" He purred.

Naruto stood firmly behind the brunette until he let out a quick, high squeak and bounched about ten feet in the air- someone had tried shoving their figers up his ass through the tight pants. "N-Neji..." The blonde squeaked.

The sponsor seemed happy to use the distraction. "Are you thirsty, Naruto? Come on, I'll get you a drink." Neji took the blonde's shoulders and guided him over to the snack and drink table. "Here." He said, tossing a beer at the younger man. "The punch isn't safe." They sat in some chairs not far from the tables for a while, until someone tapped on the brunette's shoulder. He turned to see a flash of bright yellow hair- Deidara. "Damn." He said under his breath.

The creeper only smiled. "Hello, Neji. Na-ru-to." He grinned at the other blonde and wiggled his two fingers in the air.

Naruto ghasped- He must've been the one that shoved his fingers up the shorter blonde's ass. The fighter wanted to lunge at the taller man, but cower from him too. He was wearing some sort of black cloak with red clouds on it. He looked like an idiot to the male.

"So why... are you here?" Neji questioned, putting a restraining grip on his friends arm, who looked like he was about to rip out Deidara's teeth if he stepped any closer.

Noting his opponent's quivering eyes and stiff jaw, Deidara took a quick pace backwards, though his grin never wavered. "I just came to tell you that Orochimaru wanted to see you in his office for a while, Huuga." His eyes drifted back to the fuming man and more teeth were uncovered as his smile widdened. "Alone."

Neji stiffened slightly, glancing down at his blonde partner. "I... Give me a moment." He pulled Naruto away from the other blond, over to a semi-empty corner. "Naruto, listen to me. I've got to go, but there's a room waiting for you upstairs- room 38. There's a stock of beer and food in the fridge- help yourself. Lock the door and stay in there until I come to get you. Understand?"

The blonde merely nodded in response as his sponsor looked worriedly down at him, pursing his lips almost imperceptively.

The taller man then grabbed his hand and dragged him to a staircase in the corner opposite them, glarring daggers at everyone, female or otherwise, that oggled the blonde. When they reached the steps, he pushed Naruto up them and watched him until he was up the first flight, then left for Orochimaru's office, where ever it may be.

Then Naruto was left to search for his room on his own.

Okay, so I'm so sorry this took a frickin MONTH! I know I said I'd try harder on this, but everyone thinks I can do everything for them because I'm on Summer break! So horrible! They're working me like a dog. TT~TT

Anyways, I'm writing on another site too, but not a fanfic site. Go to "www . gotoquiz profile / reanna15146" just take out the spaces. I have a couple stories on there. I haven't been on there in a year, but I'm getting back to it withing the week. That much is a promise. So go check it out if you would.

And guess what?! I just got yet another poem published! *Hooollellujah! Hoooollelujah!* Read it if you want!

A Loser at Best-

I have squinty eyes.

I have stubby nails.

My hair frizzes up,

and pale skin prevails.

I'm alone tonight,

as wll tomarrow be.

I have no social class.

The loser is me.

My world is a fight,

one I slowly greet.

Though faces with a ladder,

I can't move my feet.

I'll stay as I am,

a loser at best.

My heart is held here now,

torn from my chest.