I Love My Best Friend
This is a Trunks get together, Goku has a daughter named Wren-wren, but everyone calls her Wren for short Goten and she is twins and Trunks and she are best friends
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A/N: Okay crazy stuff is going to happen in this chapter so yeah.
~TRUNKS' HOUSE~
"Wren, Thyme, I need you guys to come over, and take me to the pharmacy." Bra said calling her friends. "Bra, I should come over to kick your ass, do you know what time it is?" Wren asked yawning and pulling her self out of Trunks' grasp. "Yeah, I just fell asleep." Thyme said pushing Jonny off of her. "You can't hurt a probably pregnant woman." Bra said wiping away tears. "We're on our way." Wren said then hung up.
~PHARMACY~
"Okay, I'll tell you what's going to happen, my mom is going to beat Goten to a bloody pulp, and then Vegeta is going to murder him with the final flash." Wren said putting about 20 pregnancy tests in one basket. "Wren shut up, you're making me nerves, what will I tell Goten, what I tell my parents, and how am I supposed to be co-ceo of Capsule Corp. if I'm pregnant?" Bra said holding her stomach. "When do you think it was conserved?" Thyme asked looking at a pregnancy test . "I think it was about two months ago when we had sex in my private science lab, or in my car, it also could have been..." Bra was cut off by Thyme's had in her face. "Okay we get it." Thyme said shivering in disgust.
"Okay, you pee on the stick, wait five minutes, and then if there's a pink plus then you're pregnant or if there's a blue minus sign then you not." Wren said summarizing the instructions on the little box. "Wren, why the fuck did you get so many tests?" Bra asked throwing some tests at Wren. "Don't be mad at me because you got knocked up by a dumbass." Wren said rolling her eyes at Bra. "You're right, Goten is a dumbass." Bra said then started crying and leaning on Thyme for support. "Bra don't cry, you have me and Wren." Thyme said patting Bra's back, then the five minute timer went off and everyone dived for the test. Bra looked at it and started crying again. "Well I guess I'm going to be a god mother." Thyme said patting Bra's back. "Wow, I didn't think I was going to be an aunt this young." Wren said looking at the little pink plus on the test.
~NEXT DAY~
"Ew, it got on me!" Thyme said jumping up and down and taking off her jacket. "Ha, you got vomit on you're jacket." Wren said pointing and laughing at Thyme, Thyme scowled at Wren and threw her jacket at Wren. "Don't be mad at me, Ms. Vomit." Wren said laughing even harder. "Would you guys please stop acting like kids." Bra said walking into the room. "WOULD YOU GIRLS SHUT THE HELL UP!" Bulma said bursting threw the door then saw all the pregnancy tests on the floor. "Okay who the hell is pregnant?" Bulma asked looking to see if Vegeta was in the hallway then went into the room and closed the door. "I am mom." Bra said sitting on the bed then started to cry. "YES Chi-chi and 18 owes me fifty bucks." Bulma said lifting her hands into the air. "Wait what?" Bra asked looking confused. "Well, 18, Chi-chi and myself bet on who was going to get pregnant first and since Maron is only in middle school she bet that Thyme would get pregnant first but I bet on Bra and Chi-chi bet on Wren." Bulma said explaining. "You guys suck." Wren said looking shocked. "Well, we were having tea and we got bored." Bulma said crossing her arms. "Who cares, you guys totally suck." Thyme said looking pissed. "Well, I wonder what your father's going to think?" Bulma said thinking. "He's going to say, 'I can't believe that little dumbass knocked up my princess, I thought he was to stupid to know to know how to do that' more or less." Wren said then started laughing. "Yeah but it would be more like, 'I'm going to kill that dick'." Bulma said laughing with Wren. "Mom, when are we going to tell dad?" Bra asked looking at her mother worried. "Well, I just have grandma make him his favorite breakfast food, then you can tell him after he has had a great day of training, and we can just call Goten over and tell him now." Bulma said putting her finger on her chin.
~WREN'S HOUSE~
'Okay were did my girlfriend go' Trunks thought to himself. "Hey, Trunks, Wren called and asked us to go to Capsule Corp. like now." Goten said throwing Trunks' bag at him. "Wait did your mom make breakfast?" Trunks asked putting his pants on. "Yeah, so." Goten said rolling his eyes. "I'm going to get some bacon." Trunks said throwing his bag over his shoulder and ran downstairs, still with no shirt on and his pants baggy on him.
~TRUNKS' HOUSE~
"Okay we're here sorry we're late, someone wanted to get a whole plate of bacon." Goten said scowling at Trunks. "And I'm still hungry." Trunks said licking his fingers. "Here, I made pancakes, and why aren't you wearing a shirt?" Wren asked handing Trunks a plate of pancakes. "Oh" Trunks said then put the pancakes down and put on his shirt that was in his bag. "Wait since when have you known how to cook?" Goten asked eyeing the pancakes like they were poisoned. "Mom has been teaching me how to cook after dad defeated Buu." Wren said wiping her hands on her apron. "Oh well then, I want some too." Goten said looking at the food Wren was cooking. "Why is my grandmother not cooking?" Trunks asked pouring syrup on his pancakes. "Well, you're grandfather and grandmother took a vacation, they left this morning when everyone was asleep." Wren said putting some bacon in the pan.
"Okay Goten, baby I need to tell you something." Bra said sitting on Goten's lap while he was eating his breakfast. "I'm all ears." Goten said shoveling down some bacon. "I'm pregnant." Bra said closing her eyes then looked at Goten who had white gloves around his neck. "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, YOU RAT BASTARD!" Vegeta yelled while chocking Goten, Bra jumped off of Goten's lap and pulled on Vegeta's arm, Trunks came running downstairs and tried to pull Vegeta off of Goten as well. "Daddy, don't murder him!" Bra yelled hitting Vegeta. "Dad, don't kill him, you'll have a bastard for a grandson." Trunks said and finally pulled Vegeta off of Goten. "I should kill you're third-class stupid piece of shit ass for impregnating my daughter." Vegeta said then started to growl. "Well I didn't plan that to happen, damn veg-head you went ape shit." Wren said patting Vegeta on the shoulder. "Wren, SHUT THE FUCK UP!" Vegeta said scowling at Wren. "Well, I thought I was your favorite." Wren said crossing her arms and looking away from everyone. "Wren, babe, I think you should shut up." Trunks said kissing Wren on the cheek then sat Vegeta down across from Goten. "Look, daddy, Wren made some very yummy pancakes and bacon." Bra said putting about 5 plates of pancakes and 7 plates of bacon and a whole pitcher of orange juice in front of Vegeta. "Yum, look dad your favorite no pulp." Trunks said pushing then food closer to him. "All I have to say is I'm disappointed in both of you, I'll be back for my pancakes later." Vegeta said the stacked all the plates of bacon and walked to the G.R.
A/N: Well that was intense, it just kept coming off of my hands like I don't know what.