SUMMARY: A bunch of random one-shots that I threw together. Kind of similar to asdfmovie by Tomska (Youtube) because its so random.
Chapter 21 – Random One-Shots
Ike was relaxing peacefully in the Smashville Park, just bathing in the warm sunlight. Suddenly Pit was standing over him, fear clearly written all over his face. "Ike, you have to run! NOW!"
Lazily, Ike sat up from his relaxing laying down position. "What? Why?"
"THE PANCAKES ARE COMING!"
Ike's eyes widened as a stampede of giant walking pancakes barreled toward them. Ike and Pit screamed like little girls as they tried to run away, only to have the pancake armada crush them underfoot.
Little Mac was punching a punching bag repeatedly. After a crushing combo, the bag exploded. Not even fazed, Little Mac grabs a new one and starts punching it again.
Ryu walks into the training room and notices Little Mac working hard. He grabs his own set of punching bags and starts beating them up. Little Mac, noticing the new arrival, punches stronger.
Ryu narrowed his eyes and finishes his combo, breaking the bag. Little Mac breaks his too. The fighters glare at each other. Little Mac picks up a bag and hangs it up just as Ryu does the same. Then they start punching.
After fifteen seconds, Ryu manages to break the punching bag first. Grinning stupidly, Ryu breaks out his happy dance. Angrily, Little Mac stalks away, muttering curses under his breath.
He comes back with an even larger punching bag, one that's almost double the size of the original. With one, smooth KO punch, the boxer breaks it open. He laughs at Ryu's gaping mouth. Ryu turns away and fetches a bag that's twice the size of Little Mac's bag (so 4x the original punching bag).
Little Mac notices the punching bag and laughs at his rival. Glaring, Ryu hangs the bag up, charges up his punch…"SHORYUKEN!"
The massive bag flies skyward, disappears, then comes crashing down. It was already in multiple pieces before it hit the ground.
Little Mac grunted and proceeded to get an even LARGER punching bag. Ryu chases after him, attempting the same.
Pretty soon, bags as much as 32x and 34x the original size are getting destroyed. Yet Ryu and Little Mac weren't even fazed. Finally, Little Mac pulls out the 50x sized bag. Ryu narrows his eyes, but says nothing. Little Mac hangs the bag up, charges his punch up and…doesn't make a dent.
Ryu laughs at him and motions him to get out of the way. This is how it's done he seemed to be saying. Ryu studied his massive target, pulled his fist back and…bruises his hand. The bag doesn't move. Little Mac chuckles uncontrollably as Ryu glares at him. Angrily, Ryu goes back to punching the bag. Little Mac notices and tries punching it also.
After a solid minute of nonstop punching, the bag hadn't moved. The two fighters backed up, breathing hard. Suddenly Lucario walked up, utilized the aura in his palm, then struck the bag. Almost immediately, the thing explodes. Ryu and Little Mac gap at him. Smirking, Lucario walks away.
Palutena was watering her garden. She loved working in the field on a sunny day; it gave her a sense of calmness. Also, she liked the idea of spreading life. Gardening these little plants gave them the life she wanted to spread.
After emptying her watering can, Palutena turned her back to collect more water from the hose. As she filled up her can, pikmin appeared from their hiding places and started collecting the fruits and vegetables. In a matter of seconds, all the growing food was gone, along with the pikmin.
Palutena finished filling up her watering can. She turns around to feed her thirsty tomatoes when she notices that there ARE no tomatoes. On top of that, her garden was ransacked off all off the fruit and vegetables.
Stunned, Palutena dropped the watering can and stared at the wreckage. She fumed, "Who would do such a thing?"
Meanwhile, on the other side of her fence, the pikmin dropped the various organics at Alph's feet. Alph laughed evilly as he put on his cooking hat. "Bwahahahahaha! This salad is going to be so DIVINE!"
Ness, Lucas, Toon Link, and Bowser Jr. are playing a nice game of Frisbee in the Southern Clearing. Suddenly Lucas misses his throw to Ness and the disk sails to the left.
"I got it!" Toon Link cries as he chases after the escaping toy. Suddenly Pit appears out of nowhere and cries, "THE PANCAKES ARE COMING!"
Huge, walking pancakes stampede around the clearing, destroying everything and making everybody panic. Toon Link successfully collects the Frisbee and activates a secret panel. The Frisbee roars to life and acts as a hover board. Toon Link jumps on it and flies away, ignoring the screaming people being trampled behind him.
"Checkmate."
Samus stared at Yoshi like he was an idiot. "This is checkers."
Yoshi stared, uncomprehending. "So?"
Samus sighed and looked at the board. Indeed, she WAS in a pitifully bad spot. She only had one checker piece left, whereas Yoshi had only lost two. In the meantime, he had gained three kings, which were all lined up in front of her one pawn, blocking her escape. Or were they?
Yoshi smirked as Samus frowned. "I've won."
A huge smile appears on Samus's face. "Not quite…"
She picked up her piece and jumped over the first king, then the second, then two pawns. This action sent her pawn safely on the other side of the board, whereas she can now change her pawn into a king (or queen, in this case). Now she can move backwards. She continued her grim advance until, one by one, she finally jumped every single one of Yoshi's pieces. Except for one pawn that was stuck in the corner, with only one escape plan that will expose it to Samus's lurking Queen.
Yoshi stared at the board, wide-eyed.
Samus smirked. "Checkmate."
Kirby was hungry, again.
He ate all of his food, ate all of Meta Knight's food, ate all of the pizzas in Luigi's Pizzeria, but he was still hungry. Hungrily, he sniffed around for food until he caught the smell of a delicious odor. Almost floating, Kirby let his nose guide him to the smell.
After arriving at Peach's house, Kirby looked through the window and found a huge velvet cake. Mouth-watering, Kirby kept his gaze on the cake as he slowly pulled out his hammer. With a huge yell, Kirby swung and broke the window open, diving at the delicious bakery.
But Peach was faster. Somehow equipped with a frying pan, the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom slammed the weapon with all of her force on Kirby's face. The little surprised puffball went flying out the window, wailing as he went.
Peach huffed and fed the cake to Mario, who was full and didn't really feel like another cake. He ate it anyway, just to please the princess.
Palutena glared as she watched Alph in a chef's hat set up his salad-making tools in his kitchen. His pikmin helped by dropping a large salad bowl onto the kitchen counter.
Ever since she discovered the lost pikmin in her garden, Palutena had been monitoring Alph ever since.
"So he DID steal my plants!" Palutena fumed.
She had to do something. Stealing vegetables from a goddess cannot go unpunished! But what could she do?
After giving it some thought, Palutena snapped her fingers. "I know!" She ran outside to her garden and prepared the Daybreak.
Fox, Dark Pit, and Ganondorf were relaxing in the park when Jigglypuff randomly appears and shouts "DJ DK!"
Suddenly a disco ball and flashy lights appear as the four Smashers start dancing. A huge DJ set appears, with Donkey Kong cranking it up. He wore neon pink SWAG glasses and a golden-linked necklace with the golden letters DK printed on them. A dance floor randomly appears beneath the Smashers' feet.
Ganondorf break-dances, Fox does the electric slide, Jigglypuff bounces around, and Dark Pit does a weird sprinkler/wave combo. After five minutes of dancing, DJ DK disappears along with the lights, floor, and DJ set. Ganondorf, Dark Pit, and Fox go back to talking like it never happened. Jigglypuff walks away.
Marth and Wario stare at each other. Their eyes meet. Marth glares. Wario glares. Neither person backs down. Nothing is more important than winning over the other. A silent conversation appears in their eyes.
So this is it then? Marth leers.
I guess so. Wario squints.
So be it then! Marth glowers.
The staring contest lasts several seconds until Marth throws his hand out in a fist. At the same time, Wario threw out his in a sideways "peace" sign.
"HA!" Marth shouts. "My rock beats your scissors!"
Wario slaps his knee. "Blast it…" he mutters.
"THE PANCAKES ARE COMING!" Pit yells (who appeared out of nowhere).
Once again, the giant walking pancakes flooded the area, stomping on everybody.
Link walks down the street, whistling the "Legend of Zelda" theme song quietly to himself.
Suddenly a huge blast of blue energy slams into him, tearing into his skin and burning his flesh. Link cries as he falls to the sidewalk.
Palutena was suddenly standing over him, apology and concern flashing in her eyes. A Daybreak lay at her feet. "I'm so sorry, Link! I meant to hit Alph when you walked into my line of fire!"
"It's alright…" he barely murmurs. "Just get me to Doctor Mario…"
"WTF IS THIS?!"
Zelda, who just happened to be in the neighborhood, stared dumbfounded at her boyfriend's corpse-like body on the sidewalk. She noticed Palutena and the Daybreak beside her. A hasty but accurate conclusion was made. "YOU SHOT MY BOYFRIEND!"
Palutena was on her feet. "It wasn't my fault!"
Zelda got in her face. "Of course it isn't! Nothing is ever PALUTENA'S fault! Everything about her is so PERFECT!"
Palutena sniffed angrily at these sarcastic insults. "I tell you it wasn't my fault!"
"Oh, and I suppose Link just WALKED into the blast?!"
"YES!"
"NO!"
Link found the strength to mutter a plea. "Can somebody just take me to the hospital?" But he was ignored. The two girls' arguing escalated until the topic was completely different.
"You don't talk that way to a goddess!" Palutena snapped.
"I am a goddess!" Zelda snapped. "And a better one at that!"
Palutena put her hand on her hip. "You did NOT just go there."
Zelda stuck out her tongue. "Uh huh! And I can prove it!"
"Really?!"
"Somebody get me to the hospital already!" Link pleaded. Again, he was ignored.
Zelda brought out her bow and shot Palutena with a Light Arrow, who reflected the attack and summoned her staff.
Suddenly Alph was there in a chef's hat. "What is going on?!" he demanded.
Link stared at him hopefully. "Help…me…"
"DJ DK!"
Nobody knows who yelled it, but suddenly DJ DK was there, along with the dancefloor, DJ set, disco ball, and flashy lights. Suddenly everybody started dancing. Alph did this sort of leap-frog thing with his pikmin. Palutena twirled around on her staff. Even Link, despite the mortal wounds all over his body, was partner-dancing with Zelda happily.
After a minute, DJ DK disappeared, taking the dancing stuff once again. The previous scene resumed, with Link on the floor, Palutena and Zelda arguing, and Alph demanding to know what's going on.
Meanwhile, Kirby was eating Alph's salad.
Luigi's Pizzeria was doing just fine until Pit barged in through the window.
"THE PANCAKES ARE COMING!" he screeched.
In no time, the happy pizzeria was turned into a slaughterhouse as the giant walking pancakes crushed all beneath them. Luigi cried, "Momma Mia!" before diving behind the counter. Unfortunately, he was stomped on by a rather ignorant flapjack.
Somehow, Pit managed to escape this catastrophe every time.