Justice League of Legends/Epic Rap Battles of Anime
Draven: Welcome to the Meeting of the League of Legends. We need 6 more champions so we can protect the world. Give me your name and skill.
Miss Fortune: Just call me fortune, and fear my gun.
Janna: I am Janna, and let the power of the wind guide you.
Amumu: I just want someone to play with me.
Annie: Have you seen my bear Tibbers?
Ezreal: I got this.
Karthus: My Magic shall make you squirm.
Draven: Champions, Welcome to the Justice League… of Legends.
*Title: Justice League of Legends*
Lex Luther: I am here to crash this gathering party… wait, what happened to superman?
Ezreal: Is that my nickname now?
Draven: I am the only super man here.
Miss Fortune: You're too full of yourself.
Karthus: Neigh, Draven is full of fighting Spirit, he is not cannibalistic.
Miss Fortune: Do you even understand what you're talking about
Lex: Enough! Just tell me where Superman is…
*An explosion is heard through the wall*
Joker: I am here for Batman!
Riddler: What is Black, large, and is named Bruce Wayne?
Sinestro: I have to Find hal.
Amumu: Let's find some friends.
Annie: You have friends all around you.
Amumu: Oh…
Lex: What is happening? Seriously? I can't understand anything anyone is saying.
Draven: Welcome to the Justice League of Draven.
All super villians: Crap!
Noise effects: POW! Bam! Kersplat! Boom! Kaw!
Ezreal: Right in the kisser.
Fortune: Retreat and you won't have to face our team fight.
Annie: Have you seen my bear tibbers?
Janna: The power of the Wind doesn't accept your fighting style.
Karthus: Thou isn't worthy of your try hard battle.
Fortune: Why are you talking like that?
Karthus: I just finished the Avengers. Neigh, I finished all the Marvel comics.
Ezreal: You do realize we are in the DC universe?
Karthus: Things hath been worse.
Draven: Stuff it, n00bs.
Lex: I will win one day.
Fortune: Janna, blow him…
Janna: That's disgusting.
Fortune: OUT OF THE BUILDING.
Ezreal: This is rated G.
*Janna uses her Tornado special to blow Lex out of the JLOL headquarters.*
Draven: and that is the day I got the most Champion Kills.
Ashe: That didn't tell me anything.
Lux: All I heard was 'Blah Blah Blah Draven Blah Blah Blah'.
Caitlyn: She's got a Point.
Draven: Fight me IRI.
Ashe: In Real Internet?
Lux: Done.
Caitlyn: This is going to be good.
*The skit ends with the 4 fighting each other, and a Large shout of FANMAD is yelled as soon as Draven is killed.*
Narrarator: EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ANIME!
Light Yagami
VERSUS
GOOOOOOOOOKUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
BEGIN
Light: Hello Super Saiyan
Won any good battles?
I know your own fighting style has been overused and been outplaying
Have a fun time on Namek
If you get there before I kill you
I can write down your name
And kill your son, Goku
I have perfect grades
When did you ever go to school?
You don't fight at your own pace
You're not even pathetically cool
You can have my death note
If you answer one question
Why did you create GT
While your own fanbase was ragin'?
Goku: I have a higher power level
Than you have life span
I defeated more Aliens
Than you have criminal men
I can send you off the earth
Faster than A round house kick from Norris
Your Anime is so stupid
We should have Misa sing the Chorus
I'd give you an Apple
But Ryuk would take it
Let me make you're show more awesome
And put Gohan in it!
Light: It doesn't rhyme with it
You need to go back to kindergarten
I've had I with you
And you're entire piece of garbage
I bet your life slaves away
So your life gives away the pain
Let me add Goku
In my book of over 9000 names
Goku: You may be in college, but my show went on forever
You're just an ugly piece of paper
With no ability to feel pleasure
I am done with this battle
You don't even have any friends
But I don't even think it matters
You just die in the end.
WHO WON? WHO'S NEXT? YOU DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF ANIME!
*A shout of FANMAD ends the sketch*
From the desk of Ekkue:
Such a fun Season 2 opener to write, I hope you enjoyed it. Yes, this is Season 2. No, I do not kid you. Review with who you thought won the second sketch, and if you want me to do more (mostly in this story, since there are people out there who possibly do not like these stories). If you do, leave the names and Rap Battles in the reviews section, and I'll get to them. They won't happen right away, but most of them will fill a story. Happy reading!