Chapter 21 All Alone "batchelor And Batchelorette Hoopla"
Christian
I am the best man and as such I am in charge of the batchelor party. Elliot want strippers at his celebration of his last night of freedom. Lisa and he had a fight about this, but she finally conceded when I told her my plan. He said strippers he never specified what kind or age. So I asked Taylor to find what would appease Lisa. Don't want an angry new sister in law. My brother will get over it, but unsure of my sister in law and employee would. Shes also good friends with Ana, and Ana you don't want mad at you if you can help it. The bull in the china shop fears an angry Ana.
Ana
I was asked to be maid of honor and I will be. But Grace and Violet are planning the batchelorette party. After meeting Graces mother I suspect Lisa is in for a very interesting night. I am allowed to attend along with Mia, but we are not allowed alcohol. We have planned a nice size wedding in a great place. The land by the Greys has been setup for the wedding and has everything needed including a small home. Elliott failed to mention the besutiful cottage and boat house on the property. Anyway everything is going great. Now to just show up at the party.
Grace
Violet you rest up for now okay. I have the entertsinment arriving at 7 and the caterers arriving right before that. Lisa won't kniw what hit her. My mom has ordered the entertainment. Violet grimaces Grace you didn't give her free reighn did you? She bulldozed me, you have met her. You think I was given a choice.
Addie
Grace my dear, the plan in motion on the next wedding? I already know where they should be married and their parties. Is Ana here yet? (I saw Ana duck out when Addie arrived but wasn't telling my mom that) You can run but you can't hide from Addie for long. Shes humming as she heads to the caterers.
Grace
Lisa has a lot of friends and family. All are pretty nice, but one rubs me the wrong way. Shes a schoolmate of Lisas, her name is Kate Kavanaugh. She might want to avoid Addie after her comments about Ana. Addie loves Ana and would gladly escort Kate out after kicking her azz.
Kate
Lisa who is that teenager talking to Mia? Don't you think shes below par as friend material goes? I pretty much tell her that Ana has never been below par. If anything shes past any par imaginable.
Lisa
Kate don't judge my best friend if I were you I would not repeat that comment again. You just enraged Addie. She asked who Addie was? And you want to be a journalist. Well shes Elliots Grandma and mine after tomorrow. So stop the snob hob around them. Addie is crazy about Ana and so are all the Greys.
Addie
Grace keep me away from that Kate girl, she just insulted our Ana. I don't want to ruin the party by having to kick her azz. Grace agrees to run interferrence.
The parties start...
Addie
Everyone have your cameras ready tonight is going to be memorable and Ana I am throwing ine just like this for youbwhen you marry Christian. Ana blushes and hides behind Mia. Time for fun the men arrive to dance the night away.
Lisa
Omg as the men head towards the bride. Addie you tell Elliott what I asked you for. As the strippers gyrate around Lisa.
Grace
Everyone is taking videos and photos of the scene. Finally they allow Lisa up and they start dancing around the whole group. Addie of course is having a high old time of it. She never drank any alcohol. Shes an extrovert to the extreme. Kate seems to have disappeared and I can't see Ana. I head to the kitchen and hear a comment that made my blood boil.
Kate
You know Ana you are merely their pet project and just not good enough to be anything else to them. And as far as you marrying Christian he needs someone on my level and you aren't it.
Ana
Really on your level, well you are correct I am not on your level of snobby delusional bit— to the highest caliber. And as far as Christian is concerned you go one step near him to try to get him to date you and you will be blocked by me,Mia, Grace, Addie, and Taylor. So take heed this pet project of theirs is on the defensive and your my target now. Kate I have known the Greys since I was 14 and you just met them. Who do think will last longer. You already made Addie mad and Grace along with Lisa. Keep it up and you will lose more friends. Oh by the way I have 6 degrees how many do you have? I am not even 18 yet. Now if you can keep your negative thoughts to yourself go and help Lisa celebrate her day. By the way I will make sure Christian knows you loooooooove his money. Because you can't love someone you have never met or spoken to. Dumbazz bleach blonde fluzzy gold digging whore. I see Grace smiling as I walk towards her she hugs me and says you did good honey.
Addie
Ana are you okay? Can I kick her azz for you? Yes I heard her, but I also heard from her mom how Kate and Christian would make a perfect power couple. I kind of implied that Christian and you were engaged to be engaged. So I wanted her off Christians scent. I never thought by doing that would put you on her target to be eliminated. I am so sorry.
Grace
Oh mom you would be so proud of Ana she basically buried the girl. Told her if she went any where near Christian all his womenfolk would ensure she never got close. She included herself. Taylor would be our backup.
Ana
I see Kate watching from across the room. I tell them shes not done and Christian needs to know about her end game.
Elliots party
Christian
Well Elliot you asked for strippers and here they are. I had Taylor acquire them giving specific instructions.
Elliot is seated in the middle of the dance floor with a blindfold on. I tell everyone its time and they start recording the even with their cameras.
Taylor
I found the oldest strippers I could,
one is 90. So everyone is chuckling as they walk in and the music begins. Oh not only is Elliot blinfolded hes tied to the chair. Christian has a plan saying he ordered the strippers, but the guy misundestood what he asked for.
Elliott
Hmm wonder if Lisa told them not to let me touch the girls. I hear music then laughter. I smell perfume hmm a nice smell, but I smell muscle ointment too. You know the kind for arthritis. Okay one is rubbing all over me and they aren't firm whatever it is. Finally someone takes my blindold off and geeeeeezzz. There are 5 strippers my grndmas age or older dancing and rubbing all over me in skimpy bikinis. Everyone is hooting and hollering while taking pictures. I finslly start laughing and the ladies untie me and put their clothes back on and leave. Christian gives them a huge bonud for doing this in short notice. I tell Christian and ataylor patback is a Bi—.
Both parties end with a gentle reminder the wedding will be a long one.