A/N: Oh balls is it that time already, hope Sookie has the balls for this. She better keep her eye on the ball. I think Felipe has taken his eye of the ball, bet he's too busy thinking about his balls. Is Victor going to get his balls handed to him? Has the Viking got the biggest set of balls? Or is it Sookie with the biggest ball's? Pam got some Balls....... LOL

I give you the Supe event of the year, His Royal Highness King Felipe De Castro's BALL.............

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Dead And Back Again

Chapter 21


"Sookie, I swear I love you like no other, no matter what I will love you till my final death" then he kissed me for all his worth leaving me panting and wishing he could stay longer. I just held on to him with all I could, never wanting to let go.

"Come on we have a plane to catch" called Pam.


Sookie POV

When I woke the next morning, I was glad it was the daytime I felt so sick with nerves. If Eric could feel what I was feeling, he'd lock me in a square room and not let me out till the King had been dealt with.

I made a simple breakfast, showered and dressed. I was ready with half an hour to spare, I surveyed the carnage that was my house. Over the last couple of days I had packed a few boxes, which turned into a few more. As I wondered room to room, I realised this might be one of the last times, I spent here. After I announced myself to the Supe community there was no way in hell this place would be safe.

Hamish was going nuts at me as it was, already because I'd refused any Fae guard for today. Tonight of course would be a different story, I'd accept any guard I could get as long as me, my friends and my Vamps made it out alive, alive you know what I mean.

I took a deep breath out, grabbed my bags and put them on the front porch locked up the house and sat on the porch swing. I was deep in thought when I heard the sound of gravel and picked up one Fae signature. Orfhlaith.

After much debate, we decided that Orfhlaith would accompany me Amelia, Sam and Jason in the plane this morning. Soon we were on our way the plane journey was most comfortable, travelling by private jet was certainly something I could get used to. I wonder if I have one of these? I will have to ask Paulyne tonight.

We were taken to Bellagio Hotel and led up to our adjoining suites. Wow is all I could say, this was luxury that I'd never seen the likes of before. The day passed really quickly, we went to the Spa even Jason and Sam had massages. After the Spa we had a light bite to eat, well the girls did, I think Jason and Sam where trying to clear out the place. I was so grateful to all of them for not mentioning the ball.

I even indulged in a little shopping, I could tell from Jason's thoughts that he was wondering where I had gotten the money for shopping. When I went to pay, the clerk told us our money was no good here. So far Felipe had been the perfect host. Before we went our separate ways, I warned Jason that he was not to leave Thalia's side tonight for anything. He asked if she was hot, something's never change. I gave him a Fae talisman to keep him safe.

In the afternoon I took a power nap. Amelia and Orfhlaith worked on magic that would dampen any listening devices or camera feeds from my room, also the sound coming from the room. So that the rest of my group could pop in undetected. All too soon, it was time to get ready. My nerves where now hopping, to think I was excited about this just a few days ago. At six O'clock there was a knock on the door, Orfhlaith answered. A procession of people entered. Waiters with champagne on ice, another trolley with lots of bit sized morsels. A group of ladies from the Spa, for hair and makeup, Oh shit. I had planned on doing my Hair Fae style (at a click of the fingers).

I shot Orfhlaith a look, she just smiled "Why don't you ladies do mine and Amelia's hair first, and you can do Sookies makeup. While we are having out hair done, how's that?" she spoke to the girls from the Spa.

"Great, I clasped my hands together," grinned like I was crazy. I realised how much I was clinging to my plan and the girls showing up from Spa had stumped me-not part of the plan. My heart sank, how was I ever going to pull this off? Oh Christ what was I thinking taking on a Vampire king. I was nearly hyperventilating at this point.

"Sookie, can I have a word with you in private?" Orfhlaith asked, as she grabbed my arm dragging me into the bathroom. Once inside she closed the door.

"Sookie, I know this is your big night with the King and all. But you really need to get it together, I know you just want to make a really good impression. I think you should drink this, Amelia made it for you." As she said 'Amelia made for you' she shook her head. I could tell by looking at the bottle it was from Fae.

"What will it do?" I asked, trying to get responses that would seem innocent enough, if we were being listened into.

"It's just something to calm your nerves and give you a bit of energy for tonight," she held out the glass bottle.

'Is that what it really does?' I pushed my thoughts to her.

'Yes, Queen Mab gave it to me,' she thought at me.

"Really," then I realised I just said that out loud. "Oh, give it here," I took the bottle and downed it in one, before my nerves had the Viking crashing down my door.

We came back out, me feeling very mellow, and a sense of peace. In fact it was like when my Great grandfather or Queen Mab had hugged and kissed me. Huh... who'd a thought a fairy kiss in a bottle.

Fifteen minutes after sunset I became aware of two voids outside my door- they must be security. Five minutes after that there was a knock on the door. In a bath robe and hair in a towel and my make up done, I answered.

"Victor, what a pleasure to see you again," I squealed, yeah after that fairy potion, I was feeling no pain. Victor looked me up and down like I was a tasty steak, he was starving like a hostage.

"Likewise Miss Stackhouse, I trust everything is to your satisfaction?"

"More, than...... I have felt like a princess all day," I giggled.

"Good, you certainly seem in good spirits."

"So Victor how's our little plan going?"

Victor beamed, "Don't you worry Miss, it's been all taken care of."

"Great," I smiled.

"I will take my leave of you now, I look forward to seeing you at the ball"

"You, do that," douch .

Victor left, us to it we decided it was time to call in our troops. The spa girls all sat on the bed slack jawed looking like they had just had the best sex fantasy of their lives. We ushered them out the doors a few minutes after Victor left.

Eric POV

When I rose this night, I could feel Sookie close, instead of her being nervous as I had expected. I found her to feel for a better word chilled, like she was totally relaxed. I felt immediately unnerved and worried. How could she be so calm?

I whipped out my phone, to check my Emails. One from Bill saying he was at the Bellagio he had arrived near dawn. Another was from one of my informants, at the hotel. Sookie had checked in with, an unknown Orfhlaith Crane.

This immediately set my mind racing, could this be the Fae Empress? I had everyone I knew working on it, to see what they could turn up. So far zip, zilch, nadda. Pam had the bedroom across from me, in the suite, As she entered she also had her phone in her hand.

"Anything?" she asked

"Nope, you?" I replied

"Shit, not a thing" Pam looked pissed even her network of former lovers couldn't even turn anything up on this mystery Empress. The Empress clearly processed great magic if she could mask Preston's scent. Why was last night the first we had heard of her. Even Mr Cataliades refused to comment, when I called last night to ask him about it. He simply said that he could not comment on his clients. But he could confirm that there indeed was a Fae Empress.

"The King of Sweden, bids you good evening" she said, this was our code for everything was in place. I know Sookie had asked me trust her and that she was going to deal with this herself; It didn't stop me calling in every favour ever owed just in case whatever she had planed failed. Felipe was not getting his filthy hands on my Woman, I would kill every fucker in this hotel before I allowed that to happen.

"Tell him, the same and we will see him soon." Code for standby, I answered. "Okay let's get ready"

There was a knock on the door, I shot Pam a look, taking my sword out of the hidden compartment in my travel coffin. As soon as I had it, she answered on the other side was a nervous breather, with a gift bag. She peered in side and shut the door in the man's face.

"What is it?" I asked, snapped more like.

"It's a digital video camera?" Pam voice questioned, as to why someone would sent it.

"Who's it from?"

"Hold on till I open the card," Pam looked at the card and sniggered shaking her head. Then handed the card to me.

As promised a treat. If you bring it with you tonight, you can record a treat you'll enjoy for years to come. Xx

'Sookie' I mouthed, her eyes twinkled and she grinned, like lunatic.

Now I was more worried than ever, what had Sookie planned? Whatever it was I was certain the Fae Empress would play a part. I should have brought a bigger sword.

Sookie POV

"I am so excited, let's do this" I nodded to Orfhlaith, fairy potions are guuuud. Amelia had left to get her dress on, so she could go to the ball with Sam. Amelia, Sam and Jason would be down at the ball when it started at eight, Jason would stay close to Thalia who would be his personal guard for the evening. I could feel the familiar buzz of magic surround the room as Orfhlaith activated the spells to dampen any spy devices. I got out my mobile and called Hamish, to tell him the coast was clear. Then I called Tinys lamp to me.

My room was now full with Fae, and two Brightlingers. Tiny unpacked his lamp which was just a marvel, as he had my two changes of clothes, my sword Eliween, all the jewels we had selected for this evening. Paulyne immediately took charge, of my wardrobe laying it out. Tiny looked wonderful and exotic in an outfit which was complete with a turban, in white and gold with big billowing pants MC Hammer would have been proud of once upon a time.

"Preston, this all looks fantastic everyone's outfits look really good. So run me through the plan again."

Preston went through everything with me, how we would enter the grand ball room and the order. He had designed this for maximum effect. My experience with Vampires told me they were not really scared of anything but they had more than a healthy respect for magic. So Preston had come up with this 'show' for a better word to remind everyone how magical the Fae really are. The hope was what we didn't have in numbers here at the ball and here on Earth, we would make up in the intimidation factor of being extremely powerful.

"Your Majesty, can I make a suggestion?"

"Sure, you don't need to call me your Majesty just yet," I replied.

"I do, your Majesty after tonight you should not let anyone address you different." He looked seriously at me. "My suggestion is that, tonight you come across as a little crazy."

"What!" Did, I just hear him right.

"If you come over the sweet, polite girl, we all know you to be, it won't nearly as intimidating as if you were mad as a hatter. That way people would be frighten that you would lose your temper and kill them all- trust me, that's way better than them thinking you're a push over." he said with a smile on his face.

"Okay, so act crazy.... anything else?"

"Yeah Tiny will back your magic up, so it will make it look that you're doing it all. The more powerful you appear the more likely we will pull this off and be accepted as a force to be reckoned with."

"Okay, how will that really work?"

"Tiny, will take his que's from you, and do anything you cannot."

"Right, so I am to be; crazy, all powerful, ass kicking, bad ass Fae Empress who could flip her lid at any time," I smiled. Preston smiled really broadly, God he was sexy. Whoa, rain it in there Stackhouse.

"Hamish are your men ready?" I yelled over to him in effect changing the subject.

"Yes, your Majesty it will be an honour to serve you tonight," he bowed.

"Thank you, Listen up everyone" The room went quite and everyone stopped what they were doing, to look at me.

"Anyone not wishing to enter the proverbial lion's den may leave now. I will not ask anyone to go into a room full of Vampires against their wishes. Speak now I won't think anything less of you." The room was totally silent, suddenly every one bowed on bended knee one by one, my eyes filled up with tears and I swallowed back a lump that formed in my throat. I placed my hand over my heart, I was just so proud of them. This was so dangerous despite them being inoculated; their blood was still quite intoxicating to Vampires.

In full Faelinn mode with a touch of Sookie, "My beloved subjects you honoured me with your presents tonight, rise and let's bitch slap those Vamps good, show them we will not be pushed around." I declared proudly.

Everyone rose and took positions, Paulyne approached me, "Time to get changed your Majesty, are you sure you still wish to go with armour for you first outfit?"

"Yeah, I want to send I clear message that the rulers of Fae are all warriors, there will be many who have never seen the Fae and know little about us," I answered.

"Okay, if you'll allow me," she smiled, looking beautiful in a floor length sage green gown, on her arm she worn the Royal seal as an arm bracelet of gold. The effect was simply stunning. The Fae where the best looking Supe's on the planet- no contest.

I nodded at her, she clicked her fingers and I was dressed, she clicked a second time and my hair was done. I moved over to the mirror and smiled at the effect. With all the Vampire blood I had, had recently my eyes shone brighter, my hair lighter. My hair hung in long blond sheet, either side of my face, intricate braids held it back. On my head was a band of gold, with little points that were set with Fairy fire stones, that burned in a white flame. I had a dress of gold chain mail, which was so fine and delicate it felt like silk on my skin, long slits in the dress ran to my thighs either's side. Over the top of the dress was a fitted white and gold tabard, "Who designed this?"

"Do you not, like it your Majesty?" Paulyne asked.

"No, I love it..... but the Royal crest is a prancing unicorn, this has two swans on it." I smiled admiring the two gold outlined swans that adorned the front of the thick cloth.

"Orfhlaith, told Preston the story and he thought this would make a beautiful personal seal for you. Also if you see there's two swans, one for Fae, one for Earth. If you notice the necks are in the 'S' shape. 'SS' is for Sookie Stackhouse, because Preston says you are prefect as yourself."

I sucked in a load of air and blew it out again, blushing "it's so thoughtful, remind me to thank him later. It's just perfect."

"I have to say, swans are perfect for you. Both regal and fierce," she smiled. I tied Eliween around my waist clipping it to my belt.

Preston called out, "Time everyone, let's do our Empress and our Kin proud." He handed a scroll to Tiny, who stepped into the middle of the floor with the Brightlingers behind him. The popped out of the room with the Brightlingers into the lion's den.

I nodded to Hamish, the guards formed a oval with their swords drawn pointing down both hands on their hilts. They were dressed in cobalt blue uniforms, with a gold unicorn on the front. They were the most handsome army I'd ever seen. Their backs were to the centre.

Preston turned to me "What do you want, a unicorn or a dragon?"

"Mmm, I don't know, which do you think is best?"

"Either, I don't care as long as you get to ride me," he waggled his eyebrows, I giggled. Preston had an extremely rare gift amongst the Fae, he could change into anything at will.

"Unicorn, make it a good one," I winked, swatting on my arm. I felt the magic envelope him, the air crackled. Where he had stood now stood a beautiful unicorn almost as big as Lazarus, complete with a ladies side saddle.

"Wow" I breathed. The floor began to glowed orange in an oval shape, Hamish and his men adjusted themselves to be within the oval. Preston in unicorn form, myself, Orfhlaith and Paulyne entered the oval, placing ourselves in the centre. I climbed up on Preston's back. I noticed Orfhlaith was dressed the same way as Paulyne, ladies in waiting. Now we just waited for our sign. I sent a little prayer up to God that everyone I care about would be safe.

THE ALL SEEING POV

Felipe, sat on his throne receiving his guest's, who all commented on how grand everything was, how especially delicious the blood was from the fountain, how gracious a host he was. Felipe thought it's good to be King and was enjoying all the attention. Felipe grinned like the cat that ate the canary when Sheriff Northman and his child Pam presented themselves, bowing deeply.

"No hard feelings old chap," the King couldn't help himself, his voice gleeful, he had desired Miss Stackhouse ever since he had seen her dance with the Viking at Rhodes.

"None, what's so ever, she is quite the handful," the Vikings voice was dripping with spite. Victor who was stood behind the King, openly laughed.

"I am sure I'll make her heel," the King sneered.

Pam who also couldn't help herself "Good luck with that," she smiled.

They left to mingle, in the crowd. Pam nearly choked when she heard the Queen of Russia, declare this was the most intoxicating blood fountain she had ever tasted, Pam must simply try some. Eric shot her a look. In a nano second she had composed herself again. There was an air of anticipation in the grand ball room. Pam was in hot demand, everyone wanted to ask her if Sookie was as beautiful, as they say, if she was really going to present herself to De Castro. No one questioned the Viking, some of the people had seen firsthand the devastation and destruction he was capable off. The unspoken, sentiment was don't piss off the Viking.

There was a commotion at the door all eyes went to the door, as the Ancient Pythoness and her entourage entered. Eric was quickly by her side as there was no one from the Kingdom there to greet her.

"We are honoured by you arrival, but it is most unexpected. Please allow me to escort you to sit with the King," Eric smoothly said. Hoping that the visit from the AP was indeed unexpected.

"Good to see you Viking, I wouldn't miss this for the world" chuckled the old woman, she took hold of Eric's arm. "I like the Stackhouse girl she got spunk."

"That she does," answered Eric, as he delivered the AP to Felipe helping her into a seat which had been intended for Sookie. She dismissed him with a flick of her hand.

The King was now even more delighted, openly preened. This was indeed a great honour for the Ancient Pythoness to grace his kingdom for a social event. The Ball room buzzed even louder than before. This indeed had turned into the social event of the year.

At a quarter to nine Victor made his way to the entrance of the Grand ballroom, which was on the opposite side of the stage where his King sat. As Victor and four guards made their way down the red carpet that stretched from the stage to the huge double doors. They cleared the remaining guests off the carpet so that the King would have a clear view as Sookie entered the room.

But before he reached the bottom and two the doors. The doors opened and a Genie flanked by two Brightlingers entered. A hush fell over the room, you could have heard a pin drop. The Genie stepped forward about ten meters into the room. The Brightlingers drew their swords, pointing the tips down when the tips of the swords touched the floor, the point where the tips made contact glowed orange.

Tiny taking the scroll out from his belt bowed in the direction of the King and the AP. "I am an emissary, from the Royal court of Fairy. We come in peace." His huge voice boomed. As soon as he spoke all eyes were on Felipe. The Brightlingers drew a huge oval on the floor with the tips of their swords. Taking a stance either side of Tiny.

"State your purpose," King De Castro called.

"I am to make the introduction for your honoured guest," Tinys voice reverberated. The crowds heads all turned to De Castro. Felipe had now sat upright in his seat, his eyes narrowed. All eyes were on him. He was left little choice. He could feel his anger rising, at his confusion and being made a fool off at his own ball.

"Proceed," Felipe called. All eyes moved to Tiny, like some Supe tennis match.

Tiny unfurled the scroll, "Introducing Thrice born daughter of Zeus, Aphrodite and Man, living embodiment of the goddess, warrior and defender of the realm, commander of the north wind, mistress of the seven seas, crown Princess of the Fae realm, High Empress of the Fae Kingdoms of Earth; Faelinn Brigant." As soon as he was finished the Brightlingers tapped their swords on the ground three times and the orange glowing oval they had drawn on the floor glowed brighter.

Twenty four Fae guards simultaneously appeared twelve on each side of the oval, many of the Vampires fangs run out. Then they noticed that there was no intoxicating Fae scent. The guards, all faced the crowd in one coordinated move they tapped their swords and fell on bended knee placing their foreheads on their hands which rested on the hilt of their swords. For the many Vampires which had never seen the Fae it was a sight to behold. Even Vampires which had centuries of schooling their expression struggled.

The smell of roses permeated the air as the centre of the oval filled with pink rose petals, that seemingly rained down out of nowhere, In a shower of blue sparkles Faelinn Brigant appeared upon a gleaming white unicorn, two ladies in waiting in beautiful sage green gowns stood either side of the Unicorn.

Any breathers in the crowd, where holding their breath. Several had fainted. Tiny began to walk towards the King, but was halted by Victor. Who was braver than Sookie thought considering Tiny was over nine feet tall.

"What is the meaning of this?" he snarled. He could clearly see Sookie on the back of the Unicorn, the Fae do not have an Empress. What kind of game was she playing, how dumb did she think they where? he thought.

Faelinn laughed, "Run to your master, dog." There was gasp from the crowd, as it began to spread like wildfire through the crowd, it was Sookie on the Unicorn. Everyone had various looks of confusion on their faces.

"Have you lost your mind," Victor exclaimed, standing his ground.

This comment was met with a glare from Faelinn her eyes glowed brightly, "Tiny, perhaps I should get a new dog, what do you think?"

Faelinn's POV

Of course Victor would the first thorn in my side. I smiled internally as I called him a dog. Then hoped Sam wouldn't be offended. I'll give him his due, Victor had stood his ground.

Victor looked totally confused when I asked Tiny if I should get a new dog. Let the games begin I thought.

"Yes, your Majesty it would be a most excellent idea,"Tiny replied.

I clapped my hands together like a loon, "Yes, ...... an excellent idea. I choose......Mmmm" I smiled sweetly looking all around the room pointing my finger, eventually landing on Victor "YOU."

Victor flinched, the cocked an eyebrow, crossed his arms across his chest. I could sense my blood in him, I began to call it. I floated off Preston, landing beside Victor with a jingle of chain mail. Victors hand shot out to grab me by the throat, before it could get near me it stopped. He looked at it, totally confused as to why it was not responding to his request, now he looked scared. I noticed the king had said nothing during this time.

"You will make the most excellent dog," I said, as I pushed my will on him. He really fought it which was causing him pain by the expression on his face. I pushed more energy into it, my eyes blazed brighter I knew now they were now glowing. Finally Victor was on all fours. "Look how he heels!" I exclaimed clapping my hands, like a giddy school girl.

"You will fetch my morning paper everyday," I declared.

"If I may, your Majesty?" Tiny interjected. I looked at him questioning him with my eyes.

"Wouldn't Victor burn in the morning sun?" he bowed, and pretending to cower, visibly trembling , Tiny was quite the actor.

"Why, yes..... I believe your right. He really is the most useless dog" I pouted. I bent down taking Victors chin in my hand. I could feel thousands of eyes on me. Holding his chin I looked straight, into his eyes. "Offend me again, and you will fetch my morning paper regardless of the sun and trust me when I tell you this, not even your makers call will prevent you from doing so." As I looked, at Victor and spoke, I shifted my gaze to Felipe. Letting them know that I knew that they where maker and child. Paulyne had informed me not even Bill data base had that information. I seen Victors eyes widen, now he knew I knew.

I stroked the side of his face and tickled him behind the ear, like you would a dog and then I smiled. "Victor like a dog, you are most loyal and obedient to your King, this pleases me. Now run along before I change my mind." I kept my voice light and airy.

I floated back up on to Preston's back, releasing Victor from my thrall. I spoke as loudly as I could without shouting, "Your Majesty King Felipe, I am honoured to be here, to accept the token gesture of your protection. I apologise for the change of plans. I will be accepting this gesture of good will, in my official capacity of Fae Empress and not my human persona of Sookie Stackhouse," I smiled sweetly. Thankful nobody had tried to kill us yet.

The King face was stoic, totally unreadable I'd put money on it that he was pissed. "The honour is ours your grace," he spoke coldly.

We made our way through the ball room when we were almost at the stage, the guard turned their backs and gathered tightly round Preston. Orfhlaith and Paulyne stood next to Tiny either side of him, the Brightlingers took up position next to them.

Preston transformed back to himself, gave me the thumbs up. I clicked my fingers changing into a floor length white gown, with plunging V front and back. I clicked again and my hair was in curls, pined up in a goddess style. A Brightlinger star bust diamond tiara adorned my head. I had Brightlinger diamond necklace. Across my body was a bright red silk sash, with a huge brooch on my hip, in the centre was the Royal seal of Brigant, surrounded by hundreds of Brightlinger diamonds. Eliween hung from my other hip.

The guards surrounding us had completely obscured everyone's view of me when I changed. The whole transformation had taken only a minute. The guards stepped aside, I mounted the stairs, an applause rang out over the whole ball room. That's a way to boost a girl's confidence, I felt my back go a bit straighter. My beautiful white dress billowed around my legs.

When I arrived, in front of King he rose to greet me, I held out my gloved hand bearing a ring with the Royal seal of Brigant. He took it kissing the ring. I nodded my head, as Empress I bow to no one. Paulyne had schooled me in Royal etiquette.

Taking hold, both his forearms, I looked at mine as if to tell him to take hold of mine which he did. Then I kissed each of his cheeks."This would be the bit where you give me your formal protection, you do not want me as your enemy, " I whispered. I felt intense jealousy rip through the bond as I kissed Felipe on the cheek. I stepped to the side of him, Tiny stood behind me towering over me. Lining the front of the stage stood the royal guard of Fae, swords sheathed.

Holding my hand up high, he stepped forward, he whipped his cape with a flourish. "Honoured Guests, Kings and Queens, ladies and gentlemen, it is my great privilege to extend the formal protection of Nevada, Louisiana and Arkansas to Faelinn Brigant from this day forward all Vampire that owe me fealty will protect Faelinn Brigant with their lives." He smiled tensely holding my fingers a little too tightly not enough to bring tears to my eyes but almost. I summoned a small amount of blue lighting, giving him a little taste. Felipe shot me a look, I stared right back with a smile. It had the desired effect and he let go a little.

I inclined my head to him, "I graciously accept, King Felipe De Castro's token offer of protection. In accordance with the 1549 treaty, that followed the last Fae, Vampire war I promise his Majesty to uphold the covenants of our two great people. I look forwards to years of peace between us, as I extend my hand in friendship to the Vampires."

The crowd erupted in applause, I smiled and let go of Felipe's hand. "I wish to speak," I told him. I took centre stage. The room went quite again. Tiny took a position behind me, Orfhlaith and Paulyne stood either side of me.

On to threatening a room full of Vampires, Preston wanted me to act crazy but surely I had to be. Projecting my voice, I reverberated around the ball room, even the chandeliers shook. "I seem to be missing something's which are very dear to me. You see my people are like my children, they are extremely dear to me. The 1549 treaty states that any person whether Vampire or Fae cannot be held by either party, without just cause. To do so can be seen as an act of war." I paused, my resolve felt a bit better when I felt a wave of pride come over me.

"I wish peace between our two peoples in this time of turmoil for the Vampires. However I cannot tolerate the enslavement of my Kin. In light of this I give the Kingdoms of Vampire twelve hours to return what is lost to me, your offices have all been notified on how to do this. Before you decide to 'take care' of your problem know this, we are aware of every missing person and their location. I hope you appreciate this gesture of goodwill and the spirit it is given. I simply could have taken back what is Mine"

"I promise you this, any Kingdom found harbouring our Kin, after our deadline has pasted, the Vampires of that Kingdom will not rise another night. Do not mistake my clemency for weakness." I had put so much passion into my speech, that now all round me burned bright blue. Most of the crowd looked ready to kill me, the other half looked scare.

"Tomorrow night at 20.00 hours I will hold a council of war to discuss, the threat that is the Sisterhood of the light and how best to remove it. I offer an open invitation to attend, to the monarchs of the Vampire Kingdoms, provided they have returned my Kin to me," the room visibly relaxed.

I clapped my hands together "On to more pleasant tasks, with His Majesty approval I wish to honour some of his underlings who over the years have assured my safety above and beyond," I turned to Felipe, who nodded looking thoughtful.

Paulyne, stepped over to Felipe a whispered that he should be up standing as his underlings where being honoured.

A scroll appeared in Tinys hands "William Thomas Compton," he called out. A little smile appeared on Felipe face, I know he thought I would want to honour Eric first. That little smile was hope. I felt anger from the Bond, I sent calm back.

Holding my arms out in front of me with my palms up, a sword appeared. Bill mounted the steps walking towards me. I smiled broadly it was good to see him looking so well, the grey tinge that his skin had the last time I saw him was all gone. He put his hand over his heart and bowed deeply on bended knee.

"It is good to see you looking so well Bill, this is for you." I handed the sword to Orfhlaith. I drew my sword, Eliween. "In recognition, of your bravery and service to me from this day forth, you will be known by my people as a knight of the Fae Kingdoms of Earth" as I spoke, I touched both shoulders then his head with my sword. When the sword touched his head Bill glowed bright blue for a few seconds I could feel the magic.

"Rise Sir Compton," I beamed Bill stood up, I hugged him "I'll speak to you later," I whispered. I reached over to Orfhlaith, took the sword from her and handed it to him. There was a round of applause, Bill bent at the waist to De Castro, and bowed again to the AP, then left the stage.

"Pamela Ravenscroft," Tinys huge voice boomed out. Pam approached me with a smirk that said it all. She bowed from the waist. I held out my hands a necklace with a Fae opal appeared. I clasped it round her neck and for a few seconds Pam glowed. "From this day forth, you will be known as the Fae duchess of Louisiana in recognition for protection of me during my human years. Rise The Duchess Louisiana" Pam rose, she winked at me them bowed to Felipe and lastly to the AP. I could feel from the bond pride.

"Yarhi Mocova," Tiny called next, there was a buzz around the room, Felipe looked confused. A Vampire that must have been turned when he was fifteen or sixteen, took to the stage he looked unsure what he was doing there. He bowed to me.

"Yarhi, your child Clancy gave his life in my defence for this I am eternally grateful." I held out my hands a beautiful glass bottle, the size of a wine bottle. "I present to you the blood of my people, for the scarifies your child made, and the blood that was spilled in the protection of me," his eyes widened, and his fangs had run down completely. "Don't drink it all at once," I whispered, winking. He took my hand and kissed it. He nodded to De Castro and bowed more deeply to the AP.

"Eric Northman" boomed Tiny's voice, I had butterflies as Eric took to the stage. There was a round of applause before he had even stood before me. He grinned at me and said "You're, so much trouble." Then he got down on bended knee in front of me there was a gasp from the crowd.

"Sheriff Eric Northman, for your continued, and sometimes persistent protection of me. I give the greatest honour, in presenting you with the sword of Brigant, do you accept?" my eyes locked with Eric's I pushed as much love as I could through the bond.

"Yes, I am honoured," he looked confused I smiled and handed him my Great Grandfathers sword. When he took the sword I still had my hands on it we both glowed in a bright white light, Felipe stepped back. As the glow died down, I smiled and turned to Felipe. Right then and there I wanted to do a happy dance. "Felipe, it would please me greatly if you made my Husband Prince of Louisiana, the Vampire Kings of old had Prince's. You yours self was once one."

The King smiled, he looked deadly his voice was ice cold "Sookie, you seem to have forgotten that I dissolved your marriage, it is no more. You also seem to forgotten your promise to me."

I smiled the smile of winners, "Oh, I am not talking, about our Vampire marriage I just gave Sheriff Northman the sword of my house, he just accepted the means to defend it. According to the laws and customs of my people we have just made the unbreakable vow, we are wed." Felipe looked livid, I turned to Eric my face picture of fake innocents "What?......too high handed? Sorry sweetie but I learnt from the master, it's for your own good." I smirked. Eric looked shocked, the corner of his mouth curled up a little as his face went back to the blank expression. "and I am sure that marches right along with what's good for you," Eric snarked, raising one eyebrow.

"You know it," I said to Eric, then turned to Felipe "By the way, I never thanked you for dissolving our Vampire marriage, let me tell you. You saved me a ton in fealty payments each month.....Paulyne remind me how much it would have been?"

"It would have been thirty two point five million dollars and rising each month, Your Majesty." Paulyne answered.

"Wow, that is a lot. Well Felipe, thank you. It would have really pissed me off writing you that big check each month."

"You have forgotten, your promise to me," hissed Felipe "You promise you would stay with me." His eyes blazed with anger, the 'me' sounded strained like someone had his balls in a vice.

"I have honoured my promise, I am here in Las Vegas with you. I did not say at any time I would stay with you here permanently. I also promised you a night to remember, you Felipe have prefect recall memory it is one of your Vampire gifts, so don't tell me you'll forget this when we both know you can't." My eyes blazed Felipe's guards looked nervous; Eric was still knelt before us.

"Felipe, you didn't think I would sleep with you? Ewww! I have standards..... So are you going to give your Sheriff, My husband the honour of becoming Prince. He is a most loyal subject, after all he is the only reason your head is still on your shoulders. He has no desire to rule. Before you think he betrayed you he had no idea of my royal status. So are you the gracious King I believe you to be?" I leaned over and whispered "Your world is watching, may I remind you this is an excellent political marriage, one another King would give his Fangs for, to have in their State."

De Castro's face was unreadable "Rise Prince Northman, Prince of Louisiana," a huge applause rang out over the grand ball room.

I took Eric's hand moved him so he was now facing the crowd, I locked eyes with him and grinned like crazy. Preston clicked his fingers and sheath appeared around Eric's hips for his sword, Eric sheathed the sword.

"We are sitting," said as I moved backwards in the corner of my eye I could see two thrones appear. I sat down with Eric. Felipe sat down in his throne, Eric next to him, me next to Eric and the AP on the other side of Felipe.

Orfhlaith, gave Eric a glass of blood at the same time Paulyne gave me a glass of Champagne. Eric rubbed circled on my hand, it felt soothing. Eric kept looking at me and shaking his head while smirking. The room started to buzz with voices. I hadn't allowed myself to lower my shield since I entered ball room the majority of people in the room where Vampire but there was quite a few human's and Weres. I looked at my new husband, he just smiled and shook his head. "Lover, never in my wildest dreams had I envisioned this," his hand motioned up and down me.

"You're not mad with me, are you?" I asked quietly.

"No,no..... I thought Pam was going to cum when you entered the hall, and the digital recorder, too funny" he paused "Why didn't you give me a Fae title?" he asked, looking thoughtful. I hoped he wasn't put out.

"Eric, I never gave you a Fae title because it would have been Empress consort, that sounded demeaning to what you are to me, it's why I pressed for a Vampire title. You are and always will be my equal."

Eric, just looked at me as if he was just seeing me for the first time. Paulyne approached my side "Speak," I commanded.

"Mr Cataliades is ready when you are, your Highness" she spoke quietly.

"Inform him to proceed," I ordered. Eric cocked an eye brow. I took a sip of my champagne liquid courage. I sat watching everyone watching us. A few moments later, Quinn came up from the other side of the stage he stopped at the Ancient Pythoness, whispered something to one of her attendants. Then he went to De Castro, spoke quietly to him. De Castro shot me a look, I raised my glass to him, taking another gulp. Facing forward, I swallowed hard, closing my eyes, this is the ways of my people- suck it up! I thought.

"Sookie, is everything okay?" Eric asked suddenly concerned.

"Yes, just about to perform one of the suckish tasks of my new role," I smiled tensely, "Do not interfere, it would not look good for me." I winced as I said the last part. Eric nodded.

I looked over to De Castro, who looked like he was agreeing to Quinn. Quinn, dressed in a tux, turned and faced the crowd. "My Kings, Queens, lords and ladies a tribunal has been called," a hush had now fallen over the whole Ball room once again. "The Kingdoms of Fae have brought charges of six counts of murder against the Vampire Mickey and his Maker Salome of the seven veils." He then gave the floor to Mr Cataliades.

Mr Cataliades, bowed deeply to me giving me a little smile, nodded to Eric and De Castro and to the Pythoness. He addressed the Ball room, afterwards he said bring in the accused. Both Salome and Mickey appeared in front of the stage, restraints were invisible. He proceeded to read out the charges against the accused. Salome looked at Mickey with anger. I knew she was not in on it, but still far from innocent. "The accused, can now give their counter argument."

Salome was first to speak, "I had no knowledge of my childs crimes, I beg for your forgiveness and offer to stake him myself."

Mickey wrestled with his invisible bonds, "Fuck you, you bitch I should have killed you when I had the chance and you little friend too," he snarled, which was directed at me.

I sat forward, in my throne letting go of Eric's hand, I could feel the anger coming off him in waves. "I find the defendant Micky guilty of all charges, I find Salome guilty of being a poor judge of character in creating this pathetic excuses of a Vampire, you have brought shame on your people. Your child's actions....." but before I could finish.

Mickey, started to stream a profanities at me. I was up out of my seat, over the stage and on to the floor in front of him, in a blink of an eye. Blue lighting zipped, through my fingers I was right up in his face "SILANCE" I projected my voice and the walls shook, the blue lighting zipped out of finger tips sewing his mouth shut. Lifting of the floor I gilded effortlessly back to my throne, the wind creating ripples in my gown as I floated above the heads of the guards.

Sitting back down I continued, "as I was saying, before I was so rudely interrupted, by your insolent child. Your child's actions could be seen a declaration of war between our people, was that your intention Salome, in creating such a disgusting, vile creature?"

"No, your Majesty," she looked beaten.

"Felipe De Castro, what is your verdict?" I asked

His eyes bore holes into Salome and Mickey, "There can be only one, guilty"

"Ancient Pythoness,and what verdict, give you?" I asked leaning forward in my chair so I could see her.

"Do with them as you please; the 1549 treaty, stipulates that they have broken your laws and they are yours to punish as you see fit. Personally I would give them both a Final death, their actions are tantamount to war. I for one am grateful you have not chosen that course of action," the old Vampire spoke.

"Oh Goody, I was hoping you would say that," yep Faelinn the crack pot was back. "I feel like being creative, Hamish get your ass up here." I yelled, then nodded to Mr Cataliades.

"The tribunal, finds Mickey and Salome.....Guilty on every charge." Mr Cataliades paused "The Empress of Fae will decide your fate."

A few seconds later Hamish was kneeling in front of me, "Your Majesty"

"Hamish, give me a creative way to take out the garbage? I am much too annoyed to think."

"Your Majesty, you could cut part of him off and feed it to him like we did, on the hunts in Bearaslo."

"Too slow, give me something funny these people are in need of entertainment," I made a sweeping gesture towards the crowd, who looked anything but bored. I bit the gloves I was wearing, pulling them off one at a time, by gripping them with my teeth.

"You could beat them to death with maces that's always good, you loved that back in Fae." I could feel confusion and strange emotions coming from the bond as Hamish spoke, I tried to send back reassurance. I knew Eric was watching me intently.

"Bor-ing! If you don't come up with something good, I'll make you eat them." I smacked him across the head with my gloves, I would apologise later.

"I know that look......tell me, is it fabulous?... come on man, spit it out." I exclaimed. I couldn't look at Eric, as me and Hamish carried on our bullshit act.

"Well, I was watching a cartoon recently, and one of the characters killed another with a wedgie." He now looked like he was cowering, but the corners of his mouth betrayed him. I looked past him so I wouldn't burst out laughing.

"I-LOVE-IT!" I exclaimed "Death by Wedgie, do you think it's possible?"

"I don't know your Majesty, only one way to find out, shall I carry out the order," Hamish answered.

"What and let you have all the fun? I want to play." I popped out of where I was sitting appearing in front of Mickey. "Mickey do you have any underwear on?" I knew he wouldn't, let's just say someone checked, theres no way Hamish would have suggested it, if he had some on.

He didn't answer, as he is mouth tightly shut with the blue lighting. "Well?" I yelled. Mickey was now looking really scared. He shook his head. "Aww haw, Hamish he doesn't have any underwear on...... I am getting pissy," I whined. Hamish bowed down in front of me, "Sorry your Majesty, how about hand to hand combat that is always your favourite, you always love it when the light fade in their eyes." Okay Hamish was getting way to into this, I sound like a monster, for the recorded I never killed anyone in Fae.

"Your right, he's so pathetic I am sure my hair won't even be a mess after wards." I smiled. "Tara told me his fangs were longer than his dick," I mused, channelling my inner Pam, that bitch was bad to the core and I loved her for it. There was a ripple of giggles and muffled growl from Mickey. "Rise Hamish, you're in the way. Mickey I will let you fight me hand to hand for your life, this is a fight to the final death, nod your head if you understand. Hamish will give the signal when we are to start. So that there is no unfair advantage, I will remove all restraints including the one on your mouth. If you cuss at me again I'll have Tiny remove your tongue do you understand?"

Mickey nodded again, the guards moved in and took Salome to the edge of the circle that had now formed, all the Vampires had their fangs out. I waved hand and his restraints came off. Mickey bared his fangs his hands curled into claw's, I noticed Eric was standing opposite me near Mickey. I could feel worry coming from him and more than a little excitement. I smiled at him, I prayed that God would forgive me, but if Mickey was allowed to live he would kill many more surely God could see that, maybe. I really am the worst Christian, I'll defiantly go to church on Sunday, I thought.

I was looking at my nails trying to pretend, being bored, "Your Majesty, you ready?"

"Sure," I replied, rolling my eyes, adopting my best bored Pam impression. Hamish held his sword up high, and then brought it down. In an instant Mickey ran at full Vampire speed towards me, going straight for my throat. He grabbed me by the shoulders but his hands never touched me they were about two inches off me so was his fangs from my neck my energy keeping him at bay.I knew Tiny had helped, so i didn't fall over. I started laughing, oh boy I need to see a shrink after this for sure. I grabbed his hair and yanked his head down. I licked the length of his face- surely I was going to get an Oscar for this performance, Yuk. I heard Eric growl.

"Eric, it's okay we eat what we kill, I was just having a taste.......to be honest I wouldn't even feed him to the dogs or Victor for that matter" Mickey was growling and snapping with his teeth in total blood lust. The time had come to end this, I allowed the nails on my hand to shot out, I thrust my hand into his chest and ripped out his heart, at least it was quick and hopefully painless. Disgusting. Mickey staggered backwards, he wore a look of total shock on his face, as he collapsed.

I had his dead heart in my hand, I felt disgusted with myself. He would have killed, Tara and me if he had, had a chance, he would have given Eric his final death, don't forget he killed six Fae who had not even reached their full maturity, they never had a chance, I reminded myself. He didn't just kill them, my inner voice added.

On with the show, "Look at that, he did have a heart after all, pity for him- he never learnt to use it." I tossed it on his body, which was rapidly imploding on itself. I popped a towel into my hands wiping the blood of my hands, the irony not wasted on me. Then I threw the towel on to the body or what was left of Mickey.

"Tiny won't you be a darling and get rid of the trash, it offends my eyes to even look at it." Tiny folded his arms, nodded "Your wish is my command." His manacles glowed, a burst of energy and Mickeys body was gone, my dress was clean and not a trace of blood was left on my hands.

"Bring Salome Before me," Two guards brought Salome in front of me. She was openly crying. We had now had a demonstration of my fighting skills. Leaving no doubt that I was a strong Empress and leader- and of course slightly nuts.

"Salome, you have show piss poor judgement in choosing your child, you have brought shame on your people. I think giving you final death, is just too easy a way out for you. All your worldly goods will be stripped from you, they now belong to the crown of Fae, to make reparations for my lost Kin. You will be left with the clothes on your back. Alas I will not kill you myself, you have one year in which you will be hunted by the Families of the dead. Should you survive the year you are free to go." I drew my sword raising it in the air it glowed brightly. "Let the hunt begin" I called. The Fae cheered, an bugel horn sounded.

I waved my hand her indivisible restraints disappeared. She just looked at me dumb struck. My hand was resting on my sword I turned, to head back to the stage. Luckily for me I caught her quick movement. Lifting my sword, I swung it around, Salome's head flew across room. Eliween glowed even brighter blue, than before. All of the Fae guard had now moved into a defensive circle around me. Eric had his back to mine within the circle, in effect he had my back. I started to laugh, when I thought of it. What more could you want from a husband, thought I laughed even harder. I am sure everyone thought I was nuts. Then I heard Eric Laugh too, suddenly little pockets of laughter erupted everywhere.

"All right Hamish, it's not like I am some poor defenceless girl-Move." I started to move back to the stage. "Tiny, if you could again," I gesture to the blood on my gown. Paulyne handing me a cloth to wipe down my sword. Tiny again took care of the body and blood.

"It seems that once again I have underestimated you, my lover" Eric leaned over whispering in my ear sending chills up and down my body. His tongue darted out and licked the edge of my earlobe, wave after wave of lust hit me. Oh Boy. How to turn on a Vampire; rip out a heart and cut someone's head off- simple really.

When I reached Felipe, he sat forward. "Most amusing, your Highness...... although I find myself most intrigued, to what a 'wedgie' is and what it has to do with underwear." His fangs where out.

I let out a laugh, then I seen Eric look at me, with one eyebrow cocked. "Your serious, you want to know what a wedgie is?" both Felipe and Eric nodded and the AP sat forward in her chair. I shook my head and explained.

"And death by one, would work how?" Felipe questioned giving me his full attention, stroking his chin.

"Well, I guess you would just keep going till the person was in two half's," I replied, trying hard to keep cartoon images in my mind.

"Oh, that does sound like fun. I'll give you a call when I next have cause to execute someone....... thank you for explaining. I'll shall have to pay more attention to these children's cart-toons." Felipe smiled. Okay Eww!

"Thanks," I didn't know what else to say. I went to take my seat again, feeling a little exhausted. I turned to Orfhlaith and smiled she beamed back, "You couldn't give me something to eat? and another drink please."

She nodded, 'poofed' a drink and a plate of food to me. I know any sane, rational person could not eat, after they had just killed two people but I was starving. I had hardly eaten all day, due to my earlier nerves.

"The Ancient Pythoness, Bid De Castro farewell. Then she stopped in front of me and Eric. "Viking, I am glad you have your mate back, she is your perfect match."

"I believe she is your grace," Eric replied squeezing my hand, looking at me lovingly.

She then turned to me if I was honest this woman scared the crap outta me, so I held my breath as she spoke. "I like you, I will see you tomorrow at the war council. I liked you ever since you read that Vampires mind at Rhodes," she chuckled.

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