Yeah, so I know I updated yesterday, but I really want to finish this before New Moon comes out (So then I can do "New Moon characters visit the set of NEW MOON!"( So, yeah, expect more updates!)
Kristen is randomly following Rob round forest. God can't that girl take a hint? HE'S TRYING TO DITCH YOU!
Kristen: Rooooobert! Where are yooou?
Rob: *hides behind rock*
Kristen: THERE YOU ARE!
Catherine: Rob! She is your love! Do not hide from her!
Bella: *smirks at Kristen* MY Edward would never do something like that to me.
Edward: *has taken Rob's place behind giant rock* Maybe if I ignore her she'll disappear....
Bella: Yup. We have a bond that cannot be broken,
Rob: And so the lion fell in love with the lamb.
Kristen: OOO! Dibs on being the lion.
Rob: Aw! But I wanted to be the lion!
Kristen: Too bad.
Rob: Stupid lamb.
And then they lay down in the meadow, blah blah blah. Yes, it's all very romantic getting your bum wet by sitting on wet grass....
Kristen: About three things I was absolutely positive. One, Edward was a...
Bella: Yoda.
Kristen: Second, there was a part of him, and I wasn't sure how dominant that part might be, that thirsted for-
Rob: A milkshake. Mmmm....Milkshakes...
Kristen: And third, I was unconditionally and irrevocably in love with...
Carlisle: Carlisle.
Forks High Parking Lot....
Justin (Eric): OMGEE! PROM!
Anna (Jessica): What's the theme?
Justin: BATMAN!
Rob: *smiles smugly and picks up megaphone* ATTENTION STUDENTS OF FORKS HIGH!
Kristen: Oh dear God....
Rob: I SAY THIS TO EVERYONE IN THE PAST FEW YEARS WHO HAVE AVOIDED ME, CALLED ME A FEAK...
Angela: *raises hand* Guilty.
Rob:...AND MADE FUN OF MY AMAZING HAIR.
Anna: Get on with it already!
Rob: I'D JUST LIKE TO SAY... *grabs Bella and holds her to crowd like the baboon does with the baby lion in The Lion King* I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!
Kristen: You know, everyone is staring at us.
Rob: Not that guy... *throws stone at 'the guy'*
The Guy: *turns around* What the f-
Rob: *giggles girlishly* Oooo, wait, he just looked.
Kristen: Ugh. Not only does he have belly-button hair, he also throws stones at innocent stranfers. What. A. Catch.
Rob: I'm breaking all the rules now anyway, I'm going to HELL!
Kristen: You always were. That amount of belly button hair, it's gotta be a sin..
Rob: HEY! Don't hate the BB hair...
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