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This is ATLovesSweetmmmCandy's idea. Hell she even wrote the original piece. she was going to do a funny 'Fai attempts suicide' thing but was distracted and wrote this one instead.
She was going to write more but at the time, her computer was on the fritz so she couldn't finish so not only did i rewrote it but gave it an ending that i think will satisfy both her and you readers.
Hope you like it!
Warning: NASTY language on Kuro's part and a bit of confusion in some parts(sorry about that ^__^;)
Disclaimer: Don't own them; never will
Enjoy! ^__^
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Fai had the perfect prank to pull on his favorite ninja. Not long ago, he heard from Syaoron about a day called April fools. Apparently it's a day of tricking the other person and having a laugh about.
After much thinking, Fai came up with the perfect prank. It would piss off Kurogane; but he figured that it was the whole point. The only thing he was worried about was the reaction of the rest of the group. He walked with the rest of the group in silence as Kurogane was talking to the young man.
"So kid, tell me more about this 'April Fools Day' thing." Kurogane rudely asked Syaoron.
Syaoron thought about it for a moment; trying to remember all the details he was told from his father when he came with him and visited various countries before answering. "Well Kurogane, in most countries I have traveled to, the date when it starts is on April 1st which is also the day of my birthday." He gestured to himself.
"However," Syaoron continued. "In other countries it starts on different days or even months. In this world…..I think it starts tomorrow; April 7th." Syaoron concluded happily.
Fai smirked secretly at the date.
Kurogane turned his head towards the mage who was humming a tune while holding a smile on his face. He knew that the wizard is planning something. Whatever he's planning, the outcome will be the same; humiliation.
'I should be very careful around the happy-go-lucky moron. There's no telling what schemes he'll freaking pull on me." Kurogane thought with a deep frown on his face. "Hey mage!"
Fai looked at him with his character smile.
"Don't you dare do anything to me mage while we're here, got it or so freaking help me I'll kill you!" Kurogane threatened the blonde rather loudly.
Fai tilted his head in a cute-like fashion. "Now now Kuro-tan, what makes you think I will do anything to you?" He then smirked in a mocking way. "Why? Do you want me to do something to you?"
Kurogane growled with a small blush while walking pass the blonde.
Fai smiled brightly while watching the ninja's retreating form. 'Aww Kurgy, you really do know me too well.' Then his smile seemingly widen in a mischievous way. 'But you'll never guessed what I have planned for you~!'
Ahead of him, Syaoron was talking to Mokona who was oddly silent as well. "Okay, so let's find a place so we can stay the night. I don't think it would be a good idea to be outside during April fools."
Along with Mokona, Syaoron walked towards the town. Kurogane stayed a bit behind so Fai could catch up with them despite being a bit wary of what the mage might do.
Especially now that he has magic and can actually use it.
Kurogane was into his moment of his insecurity that he didn't see Fai walked pass and ahead of him.
Fai started to shout; snapping him out of his private thoughts.
"Kuro~tan~! Are you coming~?" The happy mage called to the ninja.
Kurogane walked towards the mage with a glare. "Yeah, I'm coming! And it's not 'Kuro-tan!" He followed the group; the wary feeling not leaving him.
Not only towards the mage but to everyone else in town.
Oh Joy.
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Luckily they found shelter in one of the inns in town. The building was run by a pair of twin girls who were in desperate need of decent workers. At first Fai was a little shocked to see them but eventually feel relaxed around them. The two girls had long black hair and beautiful green eyes.
They seem to look a little like Sakura at the time.
"Hey you with the brown hair, can you help me with greeting clients and doing paperwork?" One of them asked Syaoron.
He looked at them and nodded.
Fai; who felt that introduction was in order, stepped up to the twins. "Well now why don't we introduce ourselves first before getting to work?" He pointed to himself. "My name is Fai, my dears." He then pointed to Syaoron. "And this young man here is Syaoron." He then pointed towards the ninja. "And this sullen fellow is—"
"Kurogane." The ninja cut the mage off before he had a chance to use one of the nicknames. Not that he minded them, but he has to use his full first name to new people.
Because you'd never know if they will have a similar personality like a certain mage.
"I can help with the heavy lifting and can fix things." Kurogane added.
Fai nodded in agreement. "Yep! Kuro-sama is quite strong~!"
The twins looked at the group sheepishly. "Sorry but the rude behavior before." They bowed formally. "It's nice to meet you. My name is Sarah and her name is Rose." The other twin smiled. "And we do run this inn believe it or not." Sarah grabbed Fai's hand. "Now I'll show to the kitchen so you can get started."
Fai and Sarah disappeared into another room.
Rose turns towards the other two men. "Now we have a few things that need a dire need of fixing after I show Syaoron where he'll be working." She said rather apathetically.
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After a long day of work, Kurogane went to his assigned room and plopped onto the bed. He was feeling exhausted form fixing three bed frames, two benches, and some chairs from a restaurant. He was glad that he learned how to do wood-working when he traveled with the group plus the princess.
"Damn I'm still scared of what that stupid mage has planned for me." He said loudly to himself; feeling wary once again. "I really hope my freaking paranoia doesn't keep me from sleeping."
He closed his eyes and within minutes drifted off to dreamland. (A/N: Yes I said it, 'dreamland'! XD)
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From the corner of the room, Fai evilly smirked while standing up. 'Oh Kuro-sama, if only you knew; if only you knew what I have in store for you.'
Fai managed to cloak his presence from Kurogane who couldn't sense him, not because he was quiet but because he used his magic to do so. Walking towards the bed where Kurogane slept, he took the bag that was behind his back and searched for the necessary materials.
"Okay do I have everything?" He asked himself. He took out a noise-projector, a can of foam, and a regular bird feather. "Excellent! I have all of them here! I'm sure glad Syaoron told me all about April Fools day!" Fai whispered loudly.
To make sure Kurogane was really asleep; Fai poked him a few times.
Kurogane just grunted and moved his hand a bit.
Smiling, he started his plan of action. Taking the can, Fai shook it a bit and pressed the button that was on top of it towards his face; to see if it worked.
Which wasn't the smartest idea because he accidently sprayed some on his face. "Gah! Oh my goodness!" He silently gasped as he looked at Kurogane with wide eyes. Kurogane was still asleep. Fai sighed. "Good, he's still out." He wiped some of the foam off his face and applied it on Kurogane's open hand and use the can to spray some more on it. Then he did the same thing on Kurogane's other hand.
Satisfied with the work, Fai grabbed the noise-projector next to the sleeping victim and grabbed the feather. He made sure that the volume was low enough so Kurogane can hear it in his sleep and turned it on. 'Now according to Syaoron it should sound like mosquitoes I think.' Fai thought with a slight cringe.
He did learn about those pesky bugs; they suck blood from a person and the person is left with itchy bumps on their skin. Though he did learned it the hard way though.
The hints are the faint scars that Fai scratched on his skin. The poor Mage.
Then the last step, he leans the feather close to Kurogane's nose and began tickling it.
Feeling his nose itch, Kurogane rub his hand on it making his whole face get covered in white foam. Then with the feather Fai did the same thing only in between Kurogane's legs making the poor victim slap his other hand on it and covering that area with foam.
Victoriously, Fai gently placed Kurogane's hands down his pants and left the room in silence with his materials in tow.
Down the hallway, Fai quietly giggled to himself. "Boy I can't wait to see Kurgy in the morning~!"
Up ahead, Mokona bpunced towards the mage and landed on his shoulder. "Hey Fai, what were you laughing about?"
Fai looked at the creature with a smirk. "Oh just playing with big dog. You know; the usual"
Mokona tilted her body slightly in confusion but giggled anyway.
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The morning after….
Fai, Syaoron and Mokona were in the kitchen enjoying a rather quiet breakfast. Syaoron and Mokona were eating a stack of pancakes while Fai was finishing his own stack on the stove.
It seems also that Kurogane has yet to arrive.
Syaoron began to feel worried for the ninja. "Hey guys have you seen Kurogane this morning? It isn't like him to sleep in."
Mokona was too busy stuffing her face in pancakes to answer.
Fai on the other hand was giggling which made Syaoron a bit confused.
Just then the three heard a loud yell coming form down the hall.
"WHAT THE FUCKING HELL IS THIS SHIT!?"
Syaoron shivered in fear while Fai and Mokona giggled.
Then they heard the sounds of thundering footsteps coming closer and closer to the kitchen when finally the door slammed opened.
Syaoron was blushing, Mokona was laughing loudly despite having food in her mouth and Fai just stood there with a grin.
Kurogane's hands, face and crotch area were covered with white foam. What was more amazing was the fact that the foam was spread to his whole body; making him looked like a thin snowman.
Kurogane's bright red eyes traveled towards Fai who was trying to whistle while looking away.
"You." Kurogane muttered darkly.
Fai looked at him innocently with his finger pointed at himself. "Me~?"
Kurogane growled and unsheathed his sword which was in his room last night.
Fai smiled but was in a frantic inside. 'Oh man! I forgot about that! I should've taken it when I left!'
Kurogane ran towards the mage and the mage ran out of the kitchen; laughing at his pranked which worked….mostly.
Syaoron and Mokona then heard the sounds of crashes, loud thumps and screams of poor innocent by-standers.
Syaoron sighed. "When will they ever learn?"
Mokona laughed at Syaoron apparent misery while eating Fai's stack of pancakes.
Yep, and Doumeki will marry Himawari in the near future.
Like that will ever happen.
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