Hi guys and girlz! Gamer's Fantasy here with a new chapter! In today's chapter, we will be covering the whole of Syrup Village and all the fun stuffs! Anyways, as per usual, we have our all-time favourite(not) OC character to mess up the day!
Ochira: *Scowls*Buzz off dude. And, you're coming with me for a good explanation on what the hell you were doing the last few months!
*Gulps*
Anyways, onto the chapter!
Speaking: "Speaking"
Thinking: 'Thinking'
Phantom Speaking: "Speaking"
Checky Speaking: "Speaking"
Disclaimer: Gamer's Fantasy does not own One Piece.
*Flashback*
"Owww…. My head hurts…" I groaned in pain as I woke up grabbing my very sore head. There wasn't much success last night as neither Nami nor I were able to dodge the attacks.
"From now on, we will do this every night until one of us succeed."
"WHAAAAAAAAAAT?!
*Back to the main story, Luffy's POV*
"Anyways, LAND HO! GUYS WE FOUND AN ISLAND!" I cheered out as they curiously looked out-after grumbling about my loudness-. As per usual, I jumped out onto land as the others climbed out when the boat hit land. Then, I cheerfully waved at them as I dodge a pachinko bullet.
"Back off, pirates! Or my eight million people on this island would drive you away!" A sound shouted out as a teenage came into view on top of the cliff that was in front of us. 'It's Usopp! I've missed you!' I thought happily. Upon hearing his words, Ochira lazily said, "Tch, I've seen a kid lie better than that. If there were eight million, this island would have sunk by now."
"Crap, I've been found out!"
"He even admitted it!"
Losing his composure, he made a futile attempt to scare us away. "You evil pirates, I may not have eight million men, but I still have my loyal followers!" At once, multiple flags, and by multiple I meant three flags, rises up at the same time, before another three flags rose from another area.
Nami smirked and said, "You mean those three kids?"
"Shoot, we've been found out!"
"What should we do now?"
"Let's just make a run for it now!"
"W-w-wait guys!"
With that, the three kids ran away. Now a very nervous Usopp, shaking in his boots, said, "N-no m-matter! I-I-I won't allow you to pillage this village, as a warrior!"
"Ussop, is that you? Your dad Yasopp has always talked about you!" I shouted out cheerfully from the bottom of the cliff.
"W-wait, really? Wait there, I'll be righ- WAAAAAAHHHHHHH!" Usopp exclaimed as he fell down the cliff.
*Ochira's POV*
He doesn't really look all that impressive now that I look at him. No one bothered to stop him as he came crashing down the cliff. But when he rose up-how is he still ok?- he look alright aside from some scratches. 'Hmm, must be the miraculous healing that anime always does.'
Instantly he ran towards Luffy, and got so close that his nose was jabbing Luffy, and asked a million questions at once.
"You know my dad Yasopp?"
"Yea. He can do a lot of amazing things with his guns, you know? Bring me to have a meal and we'll chat all about him!"
"REALLY?! It's just your luck that I happened to know a good place to eat! Follow me!"
*A while later*
" 'It's nothing, I could an antenna of an ant 100 feet away.' .That was what he had said during their stay in my village, and to prove it, he managed to shoot everything accurately! Not even one shot missed!" Luffy said excitedly, apparently remembering flashbacks of the yellow blonde.
"My dad is just that amazing! And one day, I will be as good as him, or better! It's always been my dream to be a brave warrior of the seas!"
"But, HOW ARE YOU ABLE TO EAT SO MUCH AND STILL DOESN'T GET FULL?!" Usopp shouted with a tick mark on his head as Luffy ignored him and continued eating.
"Don't ignore-
"Hey did you see the mansion on the hill? Maybe the owner can give us a ship."
-me…" Usopp said dejectedly, before realising what Luffy had said.
"Uhhh,… what mansion are you talking about? I didn't see anything at all! He exclaimed nervously, before seeing his watch and freaking out. "
Aahhhhh! I'm going to be late!" He screamed in horror before running off towards the mansion he claimed he did not see.
'What an idiot, running to the mansion he said he never "knew"'
"Now now, I'm sure he just needs to understand that he is a bad liar because he always accidentally expose his lies. Quite literally."
*Even longer later…"
"What have you done to captain!"
"Speak out and no one gets hurt!"
"W-W-We are not s-s-scared of you!"
The three of us stared at the kids that ran off after we called Usopp's bluff. Aww, they're even holding small wooden swords. How cute. And of course, Luffy had to unintentionally trick the 'tricksters'. "Ahh, that was some good meat!"
"M-m-meat?!" They gasped in horror. Seeing this, Zoro and I decided to play with their minds a bit. I said with a large grin, while the kids freaked out upon my white hair and red eyes, "Well well well, what do we have here? More succulent meat!" Zoro made a crazy grin as he said eerily, "Your captain… … was eaten!"
"Aaaaahhhh!" The kids screamed out in fear and horror as they now point at the giggling Nami. "Onibaba!"
*Bonk* 3x
"Ow!"/"Ouch!"/"Hey!"
"I'm not a witch you stupid idiots!" Nami yelled at them with the familiar shark teeth and white eyes. Zoro chuckled, Luffy chortled while I explained, all the while wheezing for air from all my laughter.
"Relax,*giggles*, your captain,*chuckle*, said he had to go somewhere,*full blown laughter again*" All of a sudden, they stopped as they thought about it, before looking at the mansion that wasn't supposed to be there.
"As I said, and I will say again. That boy just failed lying epic, maybe he should take lying lessons from me."
"You have lying lessons?"
"Relax, I'm just lying to you."
"…Now I don't know whether to believe you or not…"
"Oh, he must have went there to cheer up Miss Kaya. She is the owner of the mansion, but is sick with an illness for a long time. Guess you can't buy health with money." One of the boy said.
"Cheering up a sick girl? Wow, he is a nice guy."
"Oh, you have no idea, especially since it's his lies that always cheer her up."
"…Lies?"
"Well, while you guys go there, I'll take a walk around the place." I said, causing the rest of the crew other than Luffy looked at me in confusion, before Luffy shouted out that they are going there, wondering aloud if they have a ship to give to us. The rest of the crew then sighed.
*A while later, in a secluded area in Syrup Village*
'Alright, they should be alright with themselves. Now, let's focus on either one of the class.'
"Alright, boy, to whom would you like to learn from? Since at the last time, you used the both of us, about equally, you get to choose."
"Yup, not to be biased, but I recommend that you choose to use my class for this, since, by looking at your memories, you should be fighting on top of a restaurant ship(Baratie), which would not be good for something of my class."
"He's right. So, you should probably use his class for this part then."
With that in mind, I took the machine capsule box and slipped it into my pocket. You never know when you would need it. Even though the thought of it accidentally activating in my pocket sort of unnerved me.
"Don't worry, my capsule machine is designed to only open when you want it to."
Well, that doesn't exactly reassure me. But alright, person-that-can-read-my-mind-that-totally-does-not-creep-me-out.
"Your welcome."
…
Okaaaayyyyyy. Moving on.
*Canon till invasion(?)*
"Nice caltrops."
"Thank you."
"…"
"…"
"WHERE WERE YOU?!"Nami screamed at me. I just shrugged. "Stuff happens." I got 2 deadpans for that.
"Anyways, those caltrops are a nice touch, but you'll need something better than that. LIKE THIS!" I shouted as I activated my Mech and released a Robo Launcher RM7, which began shooting people down. No deaths were real in this skit. I then called out to Hypno-guy.
"Hey, you with the sunglasses!"
"What, kid? Buzz off!"
"Okay, I'm going to count to one-two-Ochira, (Jango: Hey! Don't copy me!) and you're going to go out with a bang."
"One(Jango: Are you kidding me?)"
"Two(Jango: Seriously, this is not funny.)"
"Ochira!(Me: ^_^) Fire in the hole! Homing Beacon activate!"
Jango yelped as a target appeared on him, while rockets shot out from my Mech towards him. We then enjoyed the comical scene of him trying to outrun the homing beacons, and failing miserably. Ah right, did I mention that the Cat Brothers were targeted too? As they jumped off to save Jango, the beacons homed on them too.
"I give up…" Jango is now crying anime tears while holding a white flag that came from nowhere.
Then, Luffy and Zoro arrived on the scene.
"Where were you guys?" They asked.
"You're the ones that got lost!" Nami and Usopp shouted with shark teeth and pupiless eyes. It was quite comical.
"Yo. You were late to the scene, peeps."
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*Omake*
"Hey Jango, do you want to see something cool?"
"Sure"
"Alright, here, Heavy Gatling Gun!"
"Aaarrgghhh!" He yelped as he raced away.
"What's this?" He took a step into my Open Portal: GX-9, before being pushed out. "What?"
*For Ochira's Party Members only*
"Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaatt?"
*Now get out*
The portal promptly exploded in his face.
"WAAAAAAHH!"
"In yo face!"
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*Back to main story*
"What are you fools doing?" Cat –boy asked.
"Let's skip the chit chat and get to fighting, shall we?" Luffy said.
"I-"
"Urgh, chit chat." Luffy muttered with a deadpan.
"Hav-"
"Chitty chitty chat chat chat chat chat." Luffy chanted, while Kuro gaped at him for interrupting the Oh-So-Holy Villain Talk, while Usopp and I laughed, Nami giggled, and Zoro grinned.
"That's our captain!"
"Enough! I-"
"Chit chat!" Luffy said quickly, before also quickly stretching out of the way of a swipe of Kuro's 'Claws'
'Heh, he should see what real claws can do."
"What's this portal though?" Kuro asked as he attempted to poke into it.
* For Ochira's Party Members only*
"What?"
I grinned as I charged into the portal next to me with my Mechanic Dash.
"Surprise bitch!" I shouted as I bitch-slapped him in the face, followed by a punch to the guts.
"Whoooo, you're the man!" Luffy cheered while laughing.
While he was distracted, I followed up with some Heavy Gatling Gun(Improved version of Gatling Gun) and Homing Beacon, making Jango and the rest flinch as they watch their captain get bombarded.
"Welp, looks like your outmatched." I muttered as he fell down, with 3rd degree burns and wounds.
"Ehh, was a piece of cake, with a cherry on top."
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Cut!
That's a great one! Alright, with that, the God Usopp Arc, I mean, the Syrup Village arc is completed! Alright, here are the levels that these minions, wait, I mean pirates, are! Hehehehe
Ochira: 38
Luffy: 35
Zoro:31
Nami: 23
Usopp:20
Kuro Minions: 26
Jango:30
Nyaban Brothers: 29
Kuro: 35
Alright, that's it for today. I'm Gamer's Fantasy, and I will see you all, later.
Ciao!