"I look like James Bond in these shades."
"I just look hott."
Spider-Man shoved me. "Come on. The first thing on the list is a 109379 computer modem."
"A what? Lemme see." I read it. "What the hell is that?"
"It's a 109379 computer modem. It lets computer go on the internet, idiot."
"Oh. Yeah. Well, let's go to Best Buy. Any other electronicky thingys?"
"Yeah. A Duxbery External V.90 (that's another kind of modem), an Audio Video Transmitter, E2E Technology wires…and that's it so far."
"Fine. Let's just buy this crap."
"Sure thing." I said, walking out of the convenient store where we purchased our sunglasses.

As we headed to the nearest Best Buy, we heard gunshots. Now, everyone knows that Spider-Man can not resist a gunshot. He grabbed me by my wrist and dragged me with him down the block.

My jaw dropped. It was me! They were shooting at me! We looked at each other and nodded, then took off to the nearest alleyway.

Seconds later, Spider-Man and Night Shadow appeared. I flew up to her, and to her surprise, picked her up and lugged her over my back. With Spidey holding onto my hand, I flew them to a nearby rooftop. I put her down.

"What do you think you're doing?"

"Hey, why should I act different just because you're here?"

"Look, until I leave, I don't wanna see myself being shot at!"

"I don't care!"

"Well you should!"
"You're not the boss of me!"

"I am now!"

And I heard Spider-Man shout, but it didn't matter. She swung at me and we wrestled each other, eventually falling off the rooftop. We threw punches and kicked one another until we were too close to the concrete. I flew up first, then her.

The police were dumbstruck. Here we were, two of the same exact people…which one do they shoot at?

But we didn't bother with them. I growled, she growled back. And we started playing a game of tag. I flew, she followed. Although I wanted to slap her right then and there, a fight like ours couldn't take place in a small, crowded area.

Suddenly I was hit with a burst of energy, and like a falling bird I crashed into an office building.

I got up and brushed myself off. I looked around. This place seemed familiar. There was a man cowering behind a flipped desk.

I couldn't believe where I had landed.