Disclaimer: I don't own it. Jeez, where have all my witty and hysterical (well, maybe not that much), or at least creative, disclaimers gone? Kidnapped by plot bunnies, I have no doubt.

Chatroom: Real Men

-mara-anheim has entered the room-

-coffeeisbeastly has entered the room-

Coffeeisbeastly: remind me again why you're making me do this?

Mara-anheim: because. You, Sulla and Octavius are always riding around with your hands on your hips and it's really annoying me, because only GIRLS do that, and you are MEN, and what's more you are EVIL men, and it gives the entire army a bad rep!

-wildcat has entered the room-

Wildcat: like you don't already have a bad rep?

Mara-anheim: the one where our commander in chief is a girly-man. NOT the evil cold and ruthless one.

Coffeeisbeastly: get out Lindenshield, before I annoy you so much with my not-manlyness that your head explodes!

Wildcat: that's REALLY scary. And I was just leaving, there's too much pathetic in this room.

Coffeeisbeastly:..

-wildcat has left the room-

-Arnold Schwarzenegger has entered the room-

Arnold Schwarzenegger: you are a girly-man.

Coffeisbeastly: that's completely preposterous! Now if you'll excuse me I have to go have tea and cookies.

Mara-anheim: …

Arnold Schwarzenegger: Now, I have to go do one of my movies and govern California! GET TO THE CHOPPER!!!!!!!!

-Arnold Schwarzenegger has left the room-

Mara-anheim: see? SEE? Everyone thinks you're a girly-man! Even the senate is laughing at you.

Senators: -stop laughing- What? Laugh? Us? That's crazy, why would we laugh at YOU? –break down into hysterical fits of laughter-

Sorenssocks: Oh no they didn't.

Coffeeisbeastly: That's a new low. Even for them.

Emperor: Really? I think it's a new high.

Mara-anheim: See? Now if you really want to inspire fear, then –

Coffeeisbeastly: OH! I LOVE INSPIRING FEAR! NYOHOHOHOHOH!

Mara-anheim: Then you have to lose the hand on hips thing.

-2sexy4myevilness has entered the room-

2sexy4myevilness: The hand on hips thing is the…um…-looks in book- our characteristically arrogant riding style. Whatever that means…

-2sexy4myevilness has left the room-

Mara-anheim: And, change your screen name.

Coffeeisbeastly: What! I love this screen name! Coffee is beastly. It's a fact.

Mara-anheim: Well, it isn't scary. To be evil you have to SOUND evil. And that means lose the laugh too.

Coffeeisbeastly: Ok. Fine. I'll change my screen name.

Mara-anheim: GOOD! Try "Mr Pink"

Coffeeisbeastly: that works I think I'll – HEY!

Mara-anheim: -hysterical fits of laughter-

Coffeeisbeastly: I'll get you for that Mara. MARK MY WORDS!

Mara-anheim: -laughs harder-

Coffeeisbeastly: what's so funny?

Mara-anheim: nothing…HAHAHAHAHA!

Coffeeisbeastly: I DEMAND to know what's so funny!

Mara-anheim: Ok I'll tell you. The ENTIRE Senate has been reading this conversation!

Coffeeisbeastly: THIS WAS ALL A SETUP! WHY YOU #$)&)#&)(!

Senate: ha ha ha! We now have official and undisputable proof you are a girly-man!

Coffeeisbeastly: I hate you all!

Wildcat: I'm going to print this out and send it to EVERYONE!

Arnold Schwarzenegger: You are STILL a girly-man!

Coffeeisbeastly: I've been tricked!

octaviustheoctopus: Duped!

2sexy4myevilness: YOU'VE BEEN SMACKELDORFED!

Coffeeisbeastly: That's not even a word and I agree with you!

Wildcat: And what's more, you need to be less of a coward!

Coffeeisbeastly: I am not a coward.

Lightning-warlock: Yes you are! You ran away from battle twice, no thrice! The Asgard Cut too!

Coffeeisbeastly: It's called saving your butt, ACTUALLY.

Minstrels: -strumming ukuleles- WHEN DANGER REARED ITS UGLY HEAD HE BRAVELY TURNED HIS TAIL AND FLED!

Coffeeisbeastly: I DIDN'T!

Mara-anheim: Yes you did!

Coffeeisbeastly: Whose side are you on anyway!

Mara-anheim: The side that gives me cookies.

Coffeeisbeastly: That's what I like about you. You're so loyal.

Mara-anheim: I am aren't I?

Wildcat: Let's leave. There's STILL too much pathetic in this room.

Coffeeisbeastly: I'll get you for this Lindenshield!

Emperor: That's NOT cheesy.

Wildcat: What'd I do?

Coffeeisbeastly: You were born.

Emperor: Yet again, scary.

Coffeeisbeastly: OH YEAH LIKE YOUR'E DOING SO WELL AT YOUR JOB!

Emperor: -points to pink slips-

Coffeeisbeastly: you're doing a wonderful job.

-Arnold Schwarzenegger has left the room to govern California-

-The Senate has left the room to go make fun of Bellorum-

-Mara-anheim has left the room to blast this conversation all over the Internet-

-Coffeeisbeastly has left the room to tackle Mara-

-Wildcat has left the room to laugh at them all-

-desertprince has entered the room-

Desertprince: anyone here?

Zebras: we are!

-desertprince has left the room-

A/N: I had to make fun of the hands-on-hips thing, it's just so make-fun-of-able. This isn't exactly my favorite chatroom, but I still like it.

Reviews are nice.