This got up a lot sooner than I expected! ^_^
Dear Bocchan,
Did you enjoy the ice cream you ate the other day? Of course it was only made from the finest ingredients. A little bit of this, a little bit of that, and a little bit of something else as well.
By the way, you should probably go buy some new shoes. I took them out of your wardrobe and one thing led to another and, well, they're just a little bit…shredded. Then again, if you prefer to go without shoes, I have absolutely no objections.
I think Ash…Angela…Ash wants to rape you. That's probably why he…she…he keeps trying to kill me. Seriously. Why do you think he…she tried to get you in that church? It's obviously because churches are the best places to rape young boys. Why else would anyone bother becoming a preist? Yes, Angelash is definitely one very horny hermaphrodite angel. Ut I'll be damned (no pun intended) if I'm letting you get raped by a hermaphrodite!
Your 100% male butler,
Sebastian