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I've decided to just soley focus on this for a while

"Such a union would be heavily frowned upon."

It was Thor who finally broke the silence caused by Tony, "I am unaware of the details of a union between two in Midgard, but even in Asgard, your suggested union is not at all common."

"I know that, Blondie," Tony rolled his eyes and Thor frowned at the nickname, "You people need to stop thinking dirty thoughts all the time. You know, that's what's wrong with today's society! A person can't even–"

"We get the picture," Bruce interrupted with that sardonic tone of his, "The Electra Complex is completely normal for a young girl to experience, but I would advise you, especially you, not to go too overboard with it."

"What's that 'especially you' supposed to mean?" Tony muttered, "I'd walk down the aisle with the kid before I ever let her marry Taisho."

"Stark," Steve began, now seeing it was pretty damn obvious that Tony possessed absolutely no parenting skills at all, "It's all likely a childhood fantasy, nothing more." He didn't know who this Taisho was, but judging by Tony's reaction, he certainly was no friend or ally.

"What was your childhood fantasy, Cap?" Tony smirked and Steve flushed quite visibly, "Not willing to share with the team?"

"Papa, can we make babies when we marry?" Kagome suddenly asked with that damned bright smile of hers, "Kagome always wanted a little brother~!"

"I'll get on calling the stork for you, Kid," Tony said, ignoring her highly confused face (he just chalked it up to their different cultures), "I need to think of a way to buy that shrine out from under Taisho."

Kagome quickly grew bored when Tony sank deep into thought and wandered off his lap, making a straightaway for Clint, who had been silently watching the whole situation with amused eyes, "Can you teach me Kyudo?"

It was pretty obvious that she was completely serious about archery since she kept changing her speech when it came up.

"I'm game for that," Clint answered, not minding passing down his archery skills to one who was so eager to learn, "You're just going to have to convince Daddy over there, Chick."

"Why wouldn't Papa let Kagome learn?" The girl looked back at Tony, who was still thinking out loud about how to buy the shrine, "Can Kagome call you Hawkie-sensei?"

Clint jumped at the name while his teammates, minus Tony, snickered at him, "My name isn't Hawkie." He said quickly, relieved that Natasha hadn't been around to hear that.

"But that's what Papa called you." Kagome said pointedly.

"My name is Clint Barton," Clint said patiently, "You can call me Hawkeye if you need to." He didn't care what name he went by, just as long as it wasn't 'Hawkie'.

"Hokuai?" Kagome tilted her head and Clint simply decided to nod because it sounded close enough for him, "Can we start now?"

"You're going to have to wait a little there, Chick," Clint said, liking her determination, "I have to go get the right supplies for you first."

Kagome pouted, but seemed to understand for the most part and then turned her gaze to the other Avengers, looking rather split between Steve (for his shield) and Thor (for flying), but she scrambled to Clint's side from surprise when a voice seemed to pierce the entire room.

"Stark, I've tolerated your transgressions long enough, but S.H.I.E.L.D will NOT tolerate pedophilia!"

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And here came badass Grandpa Fury...