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Author's Note: Over 4,000 Hits! You guys, ROCK!!! Thanks so much!! And DJ/Katie fans, I'm sorry about dissing it in the last chapter. It's cute and I'm happy if DJ is, but Eva/DJ is a personal fave. I won't do it again. :)

This chappie kinda revisits some of the past pairings. Some being the key word here. Not all. If I did all, then lotsa people would've had to cheat, which isn't nice. The chappie is a wee bit different than the rest. My longest yet!

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"I'm sure everyone has wondered where are your favorite Total Drama Island characters now!!" Chris exclaimed. He walked a little farther on the Dock of Shame. "10 Years in the Future- What are they doing now? Have relationships changed? Stay tuned for the most dramatic spin-off yet- Total... Drama... FUTURE!!!"

A few moments passed before the first boat arrived. It was a luxurious liner and two people stepped off, a man and woman.

"Trent, a now-famous musician and," Chris said, but then paused. "... Lindsay..."

"Hello, Chip," Lindsay said purposely. She grabbed Trent's hand and leaned on his shoulder as she walked by Chris. Trent glared at Chris.

"You're still upset about that?" Chris scoffed.

"Hey, she's mine now!" Trent held up his wedding band. "You had your chance and you blew it!"

Lindsay just stood beside Trent, trying to hold in all of her emotions.

"What happened to no hard feelings?" Chris asked.

"No hard feelings? Chris, you were the entity who-" Lindsay stopped and looked down. "You dessicated it. I don't wish to have anything to do with the sadist ba$tard before me. The only thing left of our marriage is papers collecting dust in a corrupt lawyers office. We're divorced and you know it. But it doesn't matter anymore, because I love Trent. And I don't need your worthless alimony. My book has skyrocketed me to fame and fortune."

"Fine, then," Chris turned around, somewhat astounded by Lindsay's choice in words. Another boat pulled up. "DJ, Eva!"

DJ and Eva walked off the boat, holding hands. Eva was wearing a surprisingly feminine blouse and some trousers and DJ was clad in a hand-tailored Armani suit.

"Let's give a big round of applause to.... WhatsTheirFaces, successful entrepreneurs who are in Fortune 500," Chris clapped. Trent and Lindsay clapped politely too.

"We have names, you know," Eva grabbed Chris by his collar, but let him go as DJ put a hand on her shoulder. The two walked to the end of the dock where Lindsay and Trent were.

"Gwen and Duncan," Chris announced as a sharply dressed couple got off their boat. Duncan's faux-hawk was gone as was Gwen's highlights. "Duncan is a literature teacher at the same high school that Gwen teaches Art," Chris said as Gwen and Duncan joined the rest.

"Katie and Ezekiel," Chris said in his skater accent. At Katie's mention, Eva's eyes filled with rage. As soon as Katie got off the boat with Ezekiel, Eva started growling.

"You home-wrecking wh*re!" Eva spat.

"Excuse me?" Katie challenged. "He was mine!"

"He IS mine!" Eva yelled.

"Yeah, so shove it, b!tch," Katie stood as far away from Eva as possible.

"What's she talking about, eh?" Ezekiel whispered to Katie.

"Nothing, baby," Katie kissed him.

"Okay... Things are definitely getting dramatic!" Chris exclaimed. "Beth and Harold, everyone!"

A tall, slender and beautiful brunette got off the boat, holding hands with a muscular red-head.

"Beth..." Lindsay started.

"Harold?" Duncan raised his unibrow.

"Supermodel and famous ninja actor," Chris replied. "Not too shabby," he whispered to the camera.

"Let's give it up for LeShawna and Justin!!" Chris exclaimed. A boat pushed off a rather hefty couple onto the docks.

"OOOOHH!! Boy, you better not-" LeShawna was interrupted by a bald, ugly and out-of-shape man.

"Don't start with me, woman!" Justin said hoarsely.

"Ahem," Chris cleared his throat and the unhappy couple walked down the docks, arguing.

"Put your hands together for-" Chris was interrupted by a foghorn. A ship pulled up and a buff, body-builder kinda man walked out, carrying a... chubby, to say the least, woman.

"Sadie?" Katie scoffed. "Unbelievable. Just like you to follow me everywhere I go."

"Cody?" Gwen's jaw dropped. "Wow," she blushed.

"Hey, Gwen," Cody waved as he walked next to her. He let Sadie down and was about to talk to Gwen. He decided against it after a few seconds under Duncan's glare.

"Up next is-" Chris was interrupted again.

"WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!" a young-looking man hopped onto the docks. He was soaked.

"Wait up!" a red-headed woman with green rimmed glasses called from the bow of a boat. The wet man started dancing as the red-headed woman stepped onto the dock. "Grind it, BABY!!"

"...." Chris was speechless. "Welcome, Noah, the certified psychopath and Izzy, world-renowned psychiatrist."

"Noah went crazy?" Gwen whispered to Duncan.

"Maybe the stick up his a$$ finally cracked," Duncan whispered back.

"I HEARD that," Noah said in a sing-song voice. Izzy lead him over to the end of the dock, and waved at her friends.

"Wow! It's been forever!" Izzy exclaimed.

"Okay, then..." Chris recovered from Noah and Izzy's surprise.

Chris looked down at his list, but the next boat had appeared already.

"Hiya, everyone!" Owen waved to everyone.

"Darling," Heather smiled at him, her arm wrapped around his.

"Owen inherited half a billion dollars from his long-lost uncle last year," Chris noted. The former cast nodded knowingly.

"So... That's all the couples," Chris concluded. "We've got four LOSERS who are still single..."

"Excuse me?" Courtney crossed her arms, glaring at Chris.

"Wh-Why is everyone doing that to me today?!" Chris cried.

"Really, you think you can bring us back to the island with your faulty contracts, but-" Chris interrupted Courtney's snide display.

"Done yet?" Chris asked. Courtney walked off in a huff. Next, Tyler came.

"Hey, Lindsay!" Tyler waved to her, smiling. He was hoping to be rekindled with Lindsay.

"Hi, Tyler," Lindsay smiled at him. Tyler beamed back at her.

"I didn't get a smile!" Chris whined.

"Sorry, Tyler," Lindsay held up her wedding ring.

"O-Oh," Tyler walked off, disappointed.

"Bridgette!" Chris high-fived the surfer. "Geoff!"

Bridgette and Geoff's eyes locked and memories came flooding in.

"Anyway," Chris took the spotlight again. "Contracts have allowed us to put these 22 campers through the worst he!l imaginable... AGAIN!!!! Through challenges and alliances; betrayal and identifiable food- Follow your favorite campers, see how they've changed throughout the past ten years AND tell your friends! Stay tuned for more Total... Drama... FUTURE!!!"

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Gasp. I added a twinge of canon there...

Lemme know what you guys think. This is a one-timer, standalone, but if you like it that much, maybe I'll add another chapter kinda like this one. As always, I love your ideas and I love your reviews.