A/N: Damon was extremely disappointed in the lack of participation last week as only two people filled out his kick-ass application. Therefore, he will be extending his enrollment process through the end of this week. If you'd like to apply, find the application on the previous chapter. And now... on with the goodness.
Recalculating
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Dear Damon,
My friend was in a car accident recently and died. Now I'm all sad and lonely. I don't want to end up like Jeremy Gilbert so please help me!
Love,
Don't want to be Jeremy Gilbert
Dear Non-Jeremy,
People die. Get over it. Don't worry, be happy. All that jazz.
Love,
Damon
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Dear Damon,
I was just discussing The World of supernaturals with DarkAngel1864 and it then occurred to me; Which vampire would be most likely to change a guy?
Many thanks, I love your column!
tomtom1995
Dear Tomtom,
First, you know they named a GPS after you, right man? You should be getting royalties or some shit. Second, Supernatural? Isn't that like, that lame route66 'demon hunter brothers' show on the tweeb channel? You can't seriously think I watch that crap. Ask Stefan.
Love,
Damon
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Dear Damon,
In just a few short weeks, I'll be visiting Mystic Falls. I've never been, and need someone to show me the ropes around there. Any cool places to hang out, parties to go to, bars, cool people? Anything? I need some insight here. Please & Thank you Mr. Salvatore.
Much Love,
LittleMissDegenerate!
Dear Degenerate,
I could show you around but we'd probably just end up in my bedroom and by the end of your stay you wouldn't even remember it. Then again at least I'd have had a great time.
Love,
Damon
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Dear Damon,
You open for a one night-stand? ;)
Love,
GirlThatsGoodInBed
Dear TBD,
I can pencil you in for next Friday between 9 and 10 p.m. Or if you're open for a threesome I've got a Wednesday at 11pm. Video verification is due 4 hours before the rendez-vous.
Love,
Damon
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