A/N: Hey guys, sorry I haven't updated in a few days. Computer troubles.
"Lily, I've changed." James said, seeing Lily on the way to class.
"So I've heard." She replied, quickening her pace a bit. Matching her pace, James strode next to her.
"Really? Great! So you'll go out with me now, correct?"
She stopped. "I never said that."
"But I changed!"
"So I've heard."
"I don't get it."
"What's to get?"
"You said you wouldn't go out with me because I was evil in human form, but even though I say I've changed, and you still won't go out with me."
"That sounds about right."
"Why not?"
"Because you haven't changed."
"What! Of course I've changed! There is absolutely no reason for you to not want to go out with me. I've extremely attractive—"
"Define attractive."
"Good looking. Like me!"
"Go on."
"Yeah, so I'm extremely attractive, I get good grades, I've been appointed head boy, I've got a killer since of humor and a great personality, I'm loving, I'm sensitive, I like puppy dogs and fluffy owls—"
"Fluffy owls?"
"Girls like that stuff! Right? So anyways, I haven't even gone into my winning smile, and the fact that I'm very adamant about working out and a healthy diet, I'm captain of the Quiditch team, AND I'm a good cook."
"Well then, if you're so wonderful maybe you should date yourself."
"…"
"…"
After a long silence,
"…"
"…"
"That's possible?"
"See James, this is why I won't date you."
"You won't date me because I'm totally awesome?"
"No, I won't date you because you've got a head that's bigger than the moon."
"Oh."
"Goodbye James, I've got to get to my next class."
"WAIT! LILY!"
"Yeah?"
"So is it really possible to date yourself? I might look into that."
Lily let out a sigh, and hurried off to class muttering curses under her breath.
A/N: Sorry it's a really short chapter, I wanted to get something out for you guys, but I was a bit short on time. Hope you liked it anyways!
-Awesomegir13